K-9 Series: You have got to be fucking kidding me

You're going to buy every novel in the tie-in series, I trust.

fuck no

I stopped buying the Doctor Who tie-in novels when they went hardcover and started costing $15, there's no fucking way I'm shelling out similar for something that is blatantly going to be as enjoyable as a severed ballsack.

speaking of severed ballsacks

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/K_nine.jpg

a poorly bluescreened flying robot dog? yeah right, not even the 8 year olds who watch "Sarah Jane Adventures" are going to buy this

Sadly, the 40-year-olds who watch "Sarah Jane Adventures" are going to think it's the pinnacle of television.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk194/TardisBase/K9Promo.jpg

A radicalre-imagining of Enid Blyton's "Five Three Children & It A Flying AIBO"

I want to punch everyone involved with this in the crotch

You'll have to get through K-9's crotchguard power first.

this 40 yr old SJA watcher thinks that looks awful

haha I knew you would be agreeing with me on this

(aw I just saw that you abandoned facebook, I was going to bitch about this on yr wall)

whatever, this is going to be awesome.

Good news, everyone! They've posted an episode list!

Episode	Title	Filming block
1	Feast of the Merons PART 1	6
2	Feast of the Merons PART 2	6
3	TBC	7
4	The Last Oak Tree in England	1
5	TBC	5
6	Sirens of Ceres	3
7	Dreameaters	2
8	Devil's Den	4
9	Jaws of Orthrus	5
10	Oroborus	3
11	Alien Avatar	1
12	The Curse of Anubis	4
13	The Fall of The House of Gryffen	2

ALSO!

However, Paul Tams, the series co-creator, is quoted as saying: "K-9 will, however, be recognisable to fans new and old as the K-9. And to clear up the identity of which mark K-9 this is, to quote Doctor Who itself he is the original you might say!"[1] A later elaboration from Bob Baker specifies that this is the very same K-9 last seen in the possession of Leela, and will in the pilot undergo a sort of "regeneration" process from which a new, more sophisticated and futuristic K-9 will emerge.[21]

aw yeah! Bring on the full-on Appleseed/Shirow-powered little tin dog!