What would you lick?

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― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As a good many rude answers just popped into my head at that title, I'm so glad you explained that;>

A nice, big....lollipop.

― Nichole Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you, if you asked me nicely

― Queen G of the Arctic Nile, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i had a racing car game when i was small with metal linking tabs which were brilliant to lick: they tasted tart and fizzy

(in fact licking them was bettah than the game: racing cars? did i at one time express an instantly-vanishing interest or was it a bad guess by a relative?)

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

some kind of pain reliever. i am v hung over.

― katie, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my lips. they are a synecdoche for existence.

― Ess Kay, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark s: Tart and fizzy? Were the tabs electrified?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like you all so much that I'll lick any of you if you just say yes. (Momus? Tracer?) Or maybe I'm just a tramp.

Apart from that, I'll also lick cherry lollypops and french vanilla ice cream cones.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Stamps and envelopes. I like the taste.

― Andrew L, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

9 Volt Batteries. Mmmmm.....

― Simeon, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cola Chupa Chups. MASONIC BOOM TO THREAD.

― Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tart and fizzy metal - Mark S, did you ever lick the (flat of the) blade of a pencil sharpener? The taste of that was astonishing, and I still to this day don't know why.

― Mark C, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, that metal pencil sharpener taste, what was up with that?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing.

― J>E>L, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

:po- <-- my ile lollipop

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would lick my passion

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just worried that so many of you know what pencil sharpener blades taste like.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

macha aisu. (green ice tea)

― cuba libre (nathalie), Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i would lick a frozen tetherball pole on the playground and i would lick you real wicked in a game of tiddlywinks!

― Ron, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have had two strawberry flavour ice lollies today. I didn't so much lick them as suck and bite, however. Sorry.

― Martin Skidmore, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't licked anything for ages and feel deprived

― Gordon, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i know the answer and actually it was much better on pencil sharpeners: it is bimetallic ELECTROLYSIS of the TONGUE... the sharpener blade is one alloy and the body (or the screws) are another, and when you place the two metals in a conducting liquid viz spit, the electrons travel from the cathode to the anode (or vice versa, or anyway something like that: google for correct direction) => the fizziness is CURRENT FLOW hurrah!!

why it happened on those tabs i don't know... maybe they were bimetallic too, but i can't see how: it was less powerful (actually possibly doing a proustian madeleine here: viz the TASTE of the tabs was the same as the TASTE of one of the metals in a pencil sharpener, but the fizziness was only on the pencil sharpener, but my memory is conflating and tranferring!!)

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmm...strawberry frozen fruit bars. I've got some in my freezer. But what I'd really like right now is to lick one off of a cute guy's bare chest.

(In desperate need of a boyfriend...was that "Sonny Bono" goth really so repulsive?...well yes, but...)

― j.lu, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hold out for better. Otherwise you'll have "I've Got You Babe" running constantly through your head.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(note to self: stop saying viz) (haha perhaps it shd go in the history of onomatopeia, in the licking pencil sharpeners chapter)

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned you swine! Just saying that title has set the song running through my head! *shuddering* ...the horror, the horror...

― j.lu, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do I really have to be the first to mention *blush* lovepumps? ILE is disappointing me lately.

― Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do I really have to be the first to mention *blush* lovepumps? ILE is disappointing me lately.

Well if you insist...but whose lovepump do you want to lick? Names, Graham, names!

― j.lu, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think he's just cueing Spinal Tap in his head.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I know, but do you also want to lick Nigel Tufnel? ;^}

― j.lu, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you ever wondered " How do I get OFF this chunk of rock!?"

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lick your way off.

― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

black sesame ice cream!! faith restored in future of humanity. Theres an artist (Cang Xin) who licks whatever you put in front of his face. Hes painted gold and he stands in a box,I watched a few people offer up their drivers liscences and filofaxes,but noone was plucky enough to take off their socks or offer their hanky, what a rub.

― jesska, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet he was disappointed nobody asked him to lick their glass eyes and stuff.

― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I would lick a worm if it didn't have dirt on it. I wouldn't lick a slug.

― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes rainy I could feel his disappointment. It connects him to the divine via express lane the more ickyuk the stuff is. I imagine. If were going to the edges I would lick a dirty worm! There would probably have to be money involved, and booze.

― jesska, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eric gourami's mouth.

― haloist, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My lips as for a special Monday treat I am wearing my MAC chocolate flavour lip gloss numnumnum.

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Mac chocolate" = euphemism for secretions of dirty old men with bum fetish?

― Mark C, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes that is of course exactly what I am wearing on my lips as a treat.

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's Spinal Tap?

― Graham, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't answer you right now, Graham, because I'm too busy boggling at the Emma/Mark C exchange. Maybe Ned can help you.

*boggle*

― Dan Perry, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*boggles briefly with Dan* Spinal Tap...Graham, you really don't know? Wow. It's one of those things I figure everybody knew by default, but hey. Go here.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to lick Pete Burns arsehole NOW!

― jean, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm i used to have a racing car set...did you ever lick the wheels of a racing car after a couple rounds of racing i have always liked the smell and taste of rubber...and how about wood i like to lick popsickle sticks too...

― jean, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am licking an ice lollie

― anthony, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

ok the weird taste from the blade on metal pencil sharpeners? ur blood...

― cathii (cathii), Saturday, 16 November 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Brendan Fraser... like a lollipop

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 November 2002 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I can think of a person I'd lick.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

a loblolly
get it?

― sadie, Sunday, 17 November 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

dude!! i would SO lick a foxhole!!

― ignacio, Sunday, 17 November 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

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