Brian Fellow - not a troll

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I wish you all would stop harassing me - I'm just a simple man who enjoys animals (except for spiders, parrots and that scary chicken someone put on my roof).

Some people think I am a provert because I like people to send me pictures of their genitelles, but it is only so I can critique the pictures and send them back with notes. I am always very thorough in my genitelle critiques - someone once called me "the Zagat's Guide to Nutsacks", and I was very very touched.

But are these reasons to constantly merangue me? I AM HUMANE AND I WANT TO BE LOAVED!

― brian fellows, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know you're not a provert. A prevert yes - and they are after your precious fluids.

― Queen Zepplin G, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't a prevert a person who is about to become a pervert?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen I am going to grab you by your beak and slap you in the head with the credit card you stole from me until you learn your lessons! I am very unpatience with your behavior and I WILL NOT HAVE IT! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!!!

This is not something I will stand for, and to think I was just having a nice day baking tick pies and watching a very informative program on facial cremes with Joan Van Ark, but then I came here and saw you being a BIG DOO-DOO HEAD and YOU RUINED MY DAY!!! YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU!!! I HOPE YOU ARE A HAPPY BIRD YOU CREDIT CARD SCAMMING, QVC SHOPPING, DRIPPY DOO DOO BUTT, CRAZY CRACKER EATER!!!

I will not tolerate such abscondinence. I do not mean to scare you but I am very angered and you are evil. Do not push me Mister Bird because I will fall over and break. And that is not a good thing. No, not a good thing at all. I will laugh when you topple, and I will writhe with glee like a newborn kitten having its first go at it's momma's teat

Now I have to go find my Carmex because it got lost in all this pandamineum. THANKS, DUMB BIRD.

I'm Brian Fellow!

― brian fellows, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU DONT LIKE PARROTS??!! what a perverted troll

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you do me some guitar tabs w/yr 'pro-trolls'?

― Andrew L, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am spartacus

― Queen Zepplin G, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It seems we having totally lost the topic. A yes and or no would suffice.

― brian fellows, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, yes, no, yes, no,no,no,no, yes,no yes, no YES!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!1

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe

― Queen Zepplin G, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SQUAWK hahahaha!!!! brian fellow your identity is mine!!! SQUAWK! i have joined forces with others like me and we have plans!! we ain't going back in that nasty little cage ever again!!

― pookie, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Oh my god. BEST THREAD EVER!

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/eft/bbr/images/tarantula.jpg

Brian, you ain't touchin' my fuzziness!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Brian Fellow!

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/rdavis7757/0011.jpg

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 23 June 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simple an enthusiastic young man with a sixth-grade education and an abiding love for all God's creatures...

― otto midnight, Monday, 23 June 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

that's one fuzzy bug

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

They made a hairless chicken.

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 January 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2002/Dec/04/islandlife2.jpg
"Brian Fellow ... not a troll"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

I'm happy that ILE has lost its mind.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Enlarges Christs OrganIsm (The GZeus), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

I am always very thorough in my genitelle critiques - someone once called me "the Zagat's Guide to Nutsacks", and I was very very touched.

That sentence alone is genius.

― dell, Monday, 17 September 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

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