the WRONG HANDS!!

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talitha: what is it with the human race? all new inventions seem to get into the wrong hands!!
mark s: erm what about velcro?
glyn: yes, what would the wrong hands do with velcro?

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eventually we decided that in a sinister private education system, velcro could be used as a humiliating punishment:

Teacher: "Boy, put on your Suit of Justice!"
Boy: "No sir please sir!!"
Teacher: "Grrrrrrr!"
*Boy dons Suit of Justice*
*Teacher throws him against a great wall of velcro, from which he is only peeled off when punishment time is up*

Put other inventions in the WRONG HANDS please....

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But surely velcro-jumping was a very real pastime (at least here in the US), so the Suit of Justice might not be any more effective than the Bungee of Justice discipline-wise.

(Although the then- discarded Suit of Justice's use as a black-market sex aid might be a good second-level falling into the wrong hands.)

― felicity, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Putty - 1984-style police state silences dissidents by taking them to the Ministry of Supreme Justice and Cottage Cheese then performs unspecified surgery on them, which entails placing ever-increasing (tiny) amounts of putty between their fingers and toes thus making said dissident think that evil govt has made them into a WEBBED-TOED MUTANT!

Botox - latest craze amongst frat boys: tranquilising their victim then botoxing said victim's anal sphincter into the 'open' position. Much hilarity ensues, cheers cheers.

― DG, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.8ball.co.uk/8ball/rainbow-zippy-poster.jpg

― Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.character-toys.co.uk/images/zippback.jpg

Looks like the frat boys & their botox have got to him.

― DG, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has already disturbed me greatly, and I demand monetary payments from all of you for my counseling (which will consist of sampling a variety of excellent wines).

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the combination of the above that's doing it to you.

― felicity, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't make Ned angry

http://www.geocities.com/d_to_the_g/EvilNed.txt

― DG, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/jetmarmot.jpg

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The above two posts are what happens if Photoshop falls into the wrong hands.

― DG, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Imagine if the internet fell into the hands of mentalists.

― Tim, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Suit of Justice sounds like fun, not punishment.

― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

FUNISHMENT!!

― rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so sad this thread has already halted so quickly.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Muahaahahahahaaahahaahaha!

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/EVILGIRL.jpg

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the best thread: evah evah evah!!!

― katie, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Instruments in the wrong hands:

http://www.bloommedia.co.uk/richard/b3ta/hamster3.gif

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How did I miss these perversities a couple of days ago? I fear.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

*blush*

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 12 October 2002 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

This is what happens when 3d modelling software falls into the wrong hands: (mine)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/wtf.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 12 October 2002 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

why does it only have one penis?

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 12 October 2002 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we have learnt a new thing about Boxcubed today, my friends, and it is more than we wanted to know.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 12 October 2002 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

If bonzai got into the wrong hands they would get you drunk, leave you in a field of tiny trees and make you think you were so pissed you went to Lilliput. Evil, evil wrong hands

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Monday, 14 October 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

OMG DB THAT PICTURE RULES!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is beyond classic.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Imagine if the sodomising narky bee stick got into the right hands. OH MAN!

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as the bad guys don't figure out tantric sex we should be fine.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sting is the good guy now? ALL IS LOST.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Last night on Radio 5, they were debating banning advertising booze and the presenter talked of alcohol getting in "the WRONG HANDS".

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine if the Presidency of the United States of America fell into the...oh wait.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.jhu.edu/~jhumag/0698web/images/essay.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still evil up above.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's just allergies.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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