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... is taking advantage of Channel 5's "Kevin Costner" season?

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would rather snorkel in a lagoon of rancid spreadable butter substitute than watch a movie with KC in it. Am I so odd?

― mark s, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I so odd?

Is there a way to answer this without huting Mark's feelings?

― Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But-but-but Waterworld! The passion!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love it when Graham invents new verbs.

― Ally C, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I found "A Perfect World" (dir. Clint Eastwood) extraordinarily moving. A kidnap story where the kidnapper identifies with the victim, a little boy who's been deprived of fun. And the boy wants so much to like the kidnapper, who's ultimately too twisted to get out of himself.

― Frank Kogan, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also, the kid wearing a cheap, casper halloween costume through most of it is fairly creepy.

(i am not making light of frank's post, rather agreeing with it.)

― jess, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hutt it, Ally.

― Graham, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like 'The Untouchables' and 'No Way Out'.

Costner never really recovered from his fatally 'uncool' appearance in 'In Bed With Madonna' ....

― Andrew L, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck Kevin Costcutter Republican dirtbag why not shoot him instead of poor old Two Socks. You want Stands Like A Fist pal go stand in Tulse Hill at 11:30 on a Friday night and see how many you get. Then you'll become what you behold.

And Lee Evans made mincemeat out of you on Parkinson you humourless cuntsluck.

― Pete Bondurant, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Saturday's was advertised as a comedy. Can anyone envisage anyone ever saying "Costner was hilarious in..."? I'd be pretty hard pressed to think of another big star actor who attracts me to a movie less than Costner.

― Martin Skidmore, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hutt it, Ally.

Why can't I do a simple... I'm going back to bed.

― Graham, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Costner is all substance and no style.

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Meet me tonite in the Costner Clubhouse

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Meet me tonite in the Costner Clubhouse

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can anyone envisage anyone ever saying "Costner was hilarious in..."

Me. About every single film I've seen him in ever. I defy anyone to watch The Postman (which features, among other treats, Costner talking earnestly to POST-APOCALYPTIC TOM PETTY) and not say EXACTLY that. Skip "Costner Season" if you want, but you're missing out.

― The Actual Mr. Jones, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there is water on Mars! new home for mr.costner! yay!

― jel --, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw waterworld when on a date in high school! I remember us both liking it!

nb my critical faculties may not have been 'fully formed' then do not take this as a sign that you should not watch SPIDERMAN which is the best movie evah

― Josh, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Josh, why are you mutating into Mark S? I'm not criticizing this approach -- indeed, I appreciate it greatly. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ned, why are you not?

― mark s, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because I am an evil, bitter crab who hates everyone else, and thus could never mutate into anyone else. *sulks*

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

good excuse for not getting any work done a la m.s. ned

― Josh, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HaHa, The Postman (to Tom Petty: "I know you. You're famous.").

Along those lines, his accent in Robin Hood is also pretty darn funny. I talk just like that. I hope Bull Durham is in the Costnerfest -- it is the only funny movie of his that comes to mind, although Costner is not funny.

― felicity, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"EFFECT is what i am talking about, not intention: i don't know why ppl have such difficulty with this idea"

― The Actual Mr. Jones, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

heh

― mark s, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love it when Graham gets even more dumb.

― Ally C, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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