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BlueOtterTwo: i would choose a woman like emma to be my beard
clobberthesaurus: Hahaha
Unheard Musick: beard? you'd wear her on your face?

BlueOtterTwo: you know what a beard is nath
Unheard Musick: no
Unheard Musick: Sorry my English is rather limited hur hur
BlueOtterTwo: it is a woman who provides an excuse for a gay man
Unheard Musick: Oh okay.

so who would be yr beard ?

― anthony, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Clea Duvall. And I'd be hers.

― Arthur, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dooes she provide an excuse when he hasnt done his homework or is late for work, again? Im not a gay man and I dont think beards should be necess, burt its fun can I answer any way? O.K. thanks. Betty Page

― jeska, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is this a thread about lavender marriages?

― nickie, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We once had to spend at least half an hour explaining to mate's boyfriend what a beard was, with the use of props (playing the roles of man, his beard, his real lover, his mum etc.). However I have absolutely no intention of becoming one.

Unlike Diane on Bad Girls! She is a mentalist!

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I need to ask it now, i havent heard about the ile faq for a long time. WHAT IS A FEKING MENTALIST?!?!

― Chupa-Cabras, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Embarrassingly odd people, possibly with genuine mental illness. As seen shouting in the street or posting on the internet.

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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