science experiments

we brought beers to band practice about a year ago and we had a couple left so we put them on our windowsill to stay cool. we never drank them and they've been sitting out there the whole time, so now it's more of a science experiment.

as you can see in these photos, bottles of beer left outside for a long time will experience a) a significant loss of color, b) a significant loss in volume, c) cracks in the bottles, d) bird shit.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3308/3438652904_dc83ab8d8f.jpg?v=0
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/3438652088_0954c1413e.jpg?v=0

tell me about your experiments

i'd like you to "experiment" with a sip from one of those bottles

j/k don't do that--you might die or turn into a bird

Sure that it's beer?
discovering a JUG OF PEE in your new bedroom: C or D

One time I left a brick of Souse on the back porch in summer for a month then I mailed it to a friend as a joke and when he got it the package kind of exploded in his car and it smelled like rotten souse juice for some time after that.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6486/imageuploadimagei.jpg

this guy in my spanish class in college was convinced that limburger cheese was the funniest thing ever, so he spent half a semester getting all excited for this big prank he was gonna pull, which was to go to the grocery store, buy a bunch of limburger, and then drop bits of the cheese into the radiator (??) in our spanish class, which he thought would cause a horrific stink. . . he did this and his experiment failed: the classroom didn't smell any different afterwards, but he could barely contain himself for a few weeks after during class, he was so excited he had done this, giggling to himself, etc

<3 that guy

I hope he reworked his hypothesis tho.

Maybe people couldn't smell the cheese over the stench of his body odour, like he'd been so obsessed with this prank that he'd forgotten to wash for weeks?

oh and Bowie just kept his urine in a refrigerator, I did an electrolysis experiment with mine

Maybe people couldn't smell the cheese over the stench of his body odour, like he'd been so obsessed with this prank that he'd forgotten to wash for weeks?

HYPOTHESIS: rejected

Well, my experience is that people who sit in class going "tee hee hee!" to themselves about some monster prank that they're going to pull usually smell pretty bad. Also they tend to wear brown checked shirts.

NB - urine electrolysis experiment was many many years ago. I mean, if Einstein was a stoner, imagine the crazy experiments he would have done...

he didn't do many experiments, did he?

BECAUSE HE WASN'T STONED DUH

one time I hawked a loogie into some bushes outside my dorm and it stuck to the underside of a leaf. I came back in the morning and it had dried out into a weird waxy/plasticky lump.

my brother and i used to "mummify" pieces of celery by wrapping them in paper towel and masking tape and then leave them in the dresser for a while and open them later. we were probably like 9 and 6