For our Leader is a symbol of BRITAIN! And you shall all participate in the jubilee glee as of next week, commencing last week, lest you else be labelled as a troublesome RADICAL ANARCHIST who would rather waive our waves towards the oncoming hordes of THESE PEOPLE. We saw them off at Agincourt, we dusted their bones with Domestos at Port Stanley and BY GOD AND SIR EDMUND WE SHALL DO SO AGAIN IF STIRRED EVEN SLIGHTLY! WE BRITONS SHALL NEVER SHAKE BUT THESE PEOPLE DOTH QUAKE! For as long as Ma'am is long to reign o'er us, we shall stand athwart the coming wave of the 20th century which would otherwise submerge us like a "socialist" Atlantis. Fie upon thee "Ex" Pistols! You shall attend street parties and dust bunting with elan. You shall doff your UNION JACK caps skywards to mark the inevitable ascendance to God's own Heaven which awaits our Glorious Leaderene upon her passing from this world - which, Lord God forbid, shall ne'er be save a FURTHER 50 YEARS! HALLELUJAH! GOD BLESS THE SKY OF GEORGE! LAY MY SPEAR ASKANCE!
― Roger Bristol, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ed, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chingford Tor Ascender, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Wally Klemmer, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― gareth, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alan T, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― B, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― stevo, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Knowing you it would probably be Patti Boulaye.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I do hope Jubilee nuts will Google this thread.
― DavidM, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
The World Cup coinciding with the jubilee is the best thing about it, in that at least something else will be all over the TV. And I have digital telly now so it's not as if I have to live by the terrestrial agendas. FWIW, the England football team commemorated the last jubilee 25 years back by losing at Wembley to both Wales and Scotland within four days - maybe the horribly anglocentric vision of the whole thing inspired the Celtic nations to play above themselves?
― Robin Carmody, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
The Radio Times of 1977, and the radio and television programmes listed therein, reveal a nation of loyal subjects, intensely connected to their past through the mystic ties of blood and tradition. The people were kind, quiet, gentle, friendly and, above all else, loyal. I cannot believe the kind of broadcasting we have now, and the values it conveys, except that it is all around us, and we have to work out, somehow, how to get ourselves out of it. Now that the great Sir Richard Body has retired as an MP we have virtually no connection left with our former independence. If I do not survive this depressing "Jubilee Year" - actually a pale shadow of 1977 in all meaningful senses - I have asked for the phrase "He Died For England" to appear on my gravestone.
Yours etc., Lt-Col Anthony Sanderson (retd.), 31-33, Oundle Road, FOTHERINGHAY, Northamptonshire.
― Anthony Sanderson, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
^^^Could have sworn I was the only person on ILX to ever mention Oundle.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:58 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe I'm thinking about Olney or Little Doddington.
Has this never been discussed on ILM:
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― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)
Oundle's an odd place.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)
Us inner city N'pton lads never really got the chance to see it.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:05 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, fucking Round Spinney was exotic to us Cotton kids.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:06 (eighteen years ago)
I went to see Northampton Town once when they still played on the cricket pitch.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:06 (eighteen years ago)
At the County Ground, yeah. Used to get a bus to work down that road, when I was selling magazines to the blind over at Moulton Park.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:09 (eighteen years ago)
I had to catch a bus to Northampton recently! It's one of those places that I have no idea where it is, or what the people there sound like, or anything
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:10 (eighteen years ago)
The Northampton accent is pretty easy to obtain, just refuse to pronounce half of the letters in the alphabet, especially "g", "n", "h", and "t". "Eighteen" is pronounced, in Northamptonian, as "ay-ee"
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:11 (eighteen years ago)
I've been to Corby a few times, the people sound like they're from Govan.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:12 (eighteen years ago)
Indeed. Northampton accent is Midlands-ish, isn't it? I only found that out recently, I thought it was Southern.
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)
Southerners think I sound like I'm from the Midlands, Northern's think I sound like I'm from London, so, I dunno.
Corby has the biggest percentage Scottish community outside of Scotland. Completely coincidentally, it also has some of Britain's highest unemployment and heroin addiction figures.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:15 (eighteen years ago)
From what I've seen if I lived there I'd try and be permanently high too.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)
They all went down to work in the steelworks, didn't they?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:17 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah. I grew up in a little South Staffs pit town and we had a fair-sized Scottish population too.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)
Aye Corby's kind of mental - like a little pocket of Scotland in the middle of nowhere.
― onimo, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)
I've got (very) distant relatives in Corby!
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:19 (eighteen years ago)
Which were then closed down about 30 years later, yeah.
They're trying to sell Corby as the next big urban regeneration spot in the UK. Which considering it's by far the biggest town without a train station in England, and is about two hours from London, will be a bit of an achievement. xxxp
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:19 (eighteen years ago)
Corby smells of dry vinegar as well. I have no idea why.
Sure it's not non-brewed condiment?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:20 (eighteen years ago)
I too have relatives in Corby. My cousin's husband was born and raised in Northamptonshire and sounds more Scottish than me.
― onimo, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)
Scottish kids I went to school with would all talk in the same West Midlands accent as me until they were speaking to each other, then it was pure Glasgow.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
I think I did too. Was it when it only had three sides (the forth being open)? Or something like that.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:25 (eighteen years ago)
^^^Correct. I believe this question pops up in the occasional pub quiz.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:26 (eighteen years ago)
The ground had 3 sides, the fourth was on the cricket pitch and it was roped off, I think you could pay to stand there? Dom would know better than me. This was after Bradford, so due to restrictions I think there were about 400 seats in the whole ground.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:26 (eighteen years ago)
xpost Yeah they were the last football league side to play on a cricket pitch but I think Sheff Utd did until the 60s maybe?
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, apparently Bramall Lane was used as a cricket ground until 1973.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)
I only ever saw two games at the County Ground, on account of only being 12 when Sixfields opened, and having a father from Palermo meant that a love of the Cobblers wasn't exactly instilled in me at birth (Giuseppe Furino, on the other hand...), so I can't exactly remember. I think you're right, though.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:32 (eighteen years ago)
A friend of my Dad's was a League linesman in the late 80s/early 90s so we used to go to all sorts of comedy grounds for free.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 12:35 (eighteen years ago)
I mentioned Oundle public school in a laboured C4rmody gag once, I'm sure.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
missed my chance to buy that TG DVD set :(
― DG, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)