I have just had my photo taken in Gazza's tear-stained shirt

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It's a blurry polaroid. I was assured the shirt hadn't been washed but it didn't seem that stinky.

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SHOW US THE PICTURE.

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't Gazze considerably shorter than you? Wasn't it then a crop-top?

― Tom, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are forgetting the belly curvature factor. It fitted surprsingly well. I am not going over to the scanning department with such a pathetic request Emma, sorry. I will try to show it to you in 'real life' sometime. I am adopting a comedy crying pose.

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I do not think that showing a gang of mentalists a pic of you in a grubby sweaty old footie shirt is a 'pathetic request'.

Did everyone in the office try it on? Was it like a charity thing? Or are you some kind of football relics model now?

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I had to pay £5 to 'HemiHelp'. I do not know what 'HemiHelp' is.

― N., Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe they help children with hemiplegia.

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Children with hemiplegia are frequently at a disadvantage in sports and other physical activities - always finishing last, always picked last and often demoralized.

And N. is their poster boy.

God I love Google.

― Emma, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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