how exactly do you eat a slice of pizza?

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i generally use my hands and hold it flat for the first bite, which is the best bite.

i don't really fold unless it's like the very end of the slice, but you generally have to fold just a little to hold the slice properly.

but without fail, halfway through the piece, i have to tear the slice in half lengthwise. i eat the smaller half first and then finish it off with the bigger half.

every 5 slices or so i throw a fork and knife in there for fun.

i always eat the crust.

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

really depends on the piece, no?

― iatee, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

pizza eating is slice-dependent, yes

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

i always eat the crust too. it still makes me angry when people don't

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

i'm pretty consistent with my method

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

surmounter, you are a weird dude

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

yeah? cuz of the way i eat my pizza?

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

slice-dependent, yes, tho I'm a big fan of the NYC style taco-hold.

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

Usually tear the crust off, dip it in something, then eat the slice, flat. Tho I'm talking about Britishes pizza obv so that doesn't have much bearing on anything.

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

fold & scarf mostly folded until you're getting up near the crust; unfold, rotate 90 degrees, and insert into mouth lengthwise getting a bit of crust & a bit of cheese/sauce in each bite.

going to get pizza now btw.

― ian, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

i usually go from the tip to the crust without messing around too much, then turn the crust sideways and finish it off. if i dip the crust in anything, it might be extra sauce from one of the other slices.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

i will dip a crust in hot sauce and/or blue cheese and/or marinara sauce or eat it plain.

― ian, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

it's the tearing in half and the belated utensil deployment that seem weird to me

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

i usually go from the tip to the crust without messing around too much, then turn the crust sideways and finish it off.

me too.

i usually stop a little before the crust, leave a little border of sauce/cheese, and eat crust sideways

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

If there is a dip I will use it on the entirity of the pizza, not just the crust.

I will order additional dip to facilitate this.

― I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

i'm a big tearer. like bagels, they split the bagel in half but i tear each half in half...

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

i will dip a crust in hot sauce and/or blue cheese and/or marinara sauce or eat it plain. - lol I was typing this as you posted: Perhaps this comes from having once worked at a Papa John's, but if I order delivery, I like to use dippin' sauce for the crust, blue cheese dressing in particular.

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

only time i'll ever use utensils w/ pizza is if it's way too hot otherwise. don't want to burn my chin or the roof my mouth

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

as soon as it cools just enough tho it's hands only

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

yeah sometimes i use fork and knife for some of the slice and down the rest

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is inspiring an insane craving..

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

srsly, I'm gonna have to go get a pie now.

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

my college bros used to order this incredibly disgusting pizza from a joint in ithaca called "pudgie's", which specialized in those big rectangular sheet pizzas cut into squares, mostly underbaked crust, with very little cheese or sauce and a shitload of blue cheese for dipping.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

it was the ultimate pizza to have before a night of labatt's and dancing at "club semesters"

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

i almost always fold, unless its thick or square.

my girlfriend eats with a knife and fork. o_O im embarrassed to eat pizza with her

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

i chew it up and then put the resulting paste in between two intact slices

and then cover them in chocolate

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

tuomas eating a pizza:

WARNING: contains scrotum

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

i generally use my hands and hold it flat for the first bite, which is the best bite.

i don't really fold unless it's like the very end of the slice, but you generally have to fold just a little to hold the slice properly.

^^^ this, but if it's UK style everything-and-some-Chinese-chicken type pizza, then I have to use two hands, one at the crust, and one underneath further towards the "point"

― snoball, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

so much for my appetite

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol i actually just eat em from tip to crust, knife and fork if lots of slippery toppings AND am at a restaurant, hands if not

also lol @ whiney

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

Nah, the only time I've had to do that with Brit pizza is when it was one of those mental things with a semi-cooked egg in the middle.

(NB American Cousins I KNOW)

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

this pizza poll is no longer work safe

― cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

god UK pizza sounds terrible

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

they put corn on that shit too

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

It's alright but y'know we have to make do.

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

(xxpost) terribly delicious

― snoball, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

fyi, I eat slippery vegan pizzas so you have to fold em

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

You haven't seen Britishes Fusion cuisine at its heights until you've seen a Gyro Meat pizza imo.

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

thkng you for new obscure screenname, WGW

― I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

fyi, I eat slippery vegan pizzas so you have to fold em

i like these too

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

why are vegan pizzas...slippery?

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

You haven't seen Britishes Fusion cuisine at its heights until you've seen a Gyro Meat pizza imo.

I can't remember where I was when I had this but it is pretty fucking rad, esp if you, like me, are a whore for gyros.

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

pizzahut.co.uk

- Goats' Cheese Melt (goats' cheese obv., and caramelised onions)
- Barbecue Deluxe (barbecue sauce, bacon, chicken, red onions)
- Seafood Lovers ("juicy prawns and crayfish tails")

― snoball, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

Thing is I am a fiend for Doner kebabs/Gyros but I don't really dig Doner pizzas. I like pepperoni or a diavolo usually.

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

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― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

Ah Mr. Que, I've been expecting you :D

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

we had two places that were mostly known for their gyro pizzas in my college town (MN early 90's) so i never thought of that as a britisher thing

― I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

why are vegan pizzas...slippery?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because the cheese isn't thick and gooey, it's runny.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

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also sorry realized what a dick i sounded like calling you 'kid'

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

sorry about that

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

uh wait i'm misreading my whole post

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes i buy good cheese w/out a lot of chemicals

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

don't dude yourself, kid

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

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― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

i just dude your son

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

don't son yourself, kid

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

not an xpost

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

don't tase me, dad

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

don't cheese yourself man

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

yea you're totally right wrt good cheese. guess i meant the cheap mozz stuff a lot of places throw on pizza

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

i see that my chizz suggestion is not gaining a lot of traction here

― I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

LACK OF TRACTION IS HALF THE PROBLEM

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

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― I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

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― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

don't mancheese yourself, pal

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

okay let's leave smegma out of the pizza thread plz

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

that's what she said. . .

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

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― brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

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― Kerm, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

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― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

don't chizz yourself, son

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

1. chizz

to relax, to chill out, a cooler word to use instead of relax and chillax...

"dude i have so much $h!t to do, i'm going crazy...!"
..."yall needs to chizz bud, aite?"
-KG

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

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― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

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chiz chiz, as Molesworth might say

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

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― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

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― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

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― I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

a little help on a jpg, lj?

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

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― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

is there any way to remove a user's ability to post jpgs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

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― snoball, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

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― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

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Chizz wisely

― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

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― Kerm, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

Chizz wisely

^^^ scarily close to the sex-ed talk my father gave me

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

life in a chizzhouse vs. chizzy in love

― yes threads (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

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― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

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― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

^^^genuine out-loud LOL. My co-workers are staring at me.

x-post

― OK, fine, yes, I Goggled it (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

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― Kerm, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

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― Young Chizzy (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

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― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

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― Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

jjjusten must be happy now

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

yes! xp

― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

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― OK, fine, yes, I Goggled it (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

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