69postion and sex

beat this revive, agony tits

sdfsdffsd

I READ TO 69 POSITION

one time in high school jw told us his girlfriend had actually, honestly, tried to blow him. literally. as in: like a balloon needing to be inflated. this (vivid) incident apparently included a raspberry sound.

that was eddy

Eddy tried to inflate yr nuts????

well, you dated her too.

I am confused now.

i mean that was a eddy/KR story

i want to start an atrium wiki

one time in high school jw told us his girlfriend had actually, honestly, tried to blow him. literally. as in: like a balloon needing to be inflated. this (vivid) incident apparently included a raspberry sound.

She hadn't read up on fellatio @ wikipedia then?

The common slang term blow job technically is a misnomer, as true "blowing"; i.e., the expelling of air through the mouth, is not used in fellatio as it would not be pleasurable. It is most commonly thought to reflect an intentional conflation of "suck" and "blow," technically antonyms but both equally suitable as vulgar terms describing oral sexual activity. Further, the act of giving a blow job is generally not properly defined as "sucking"; rather, the mouth is tensely moved up and down the penis' shaft, with the giver neither sucking nor blowing. At times, the giver may in fact use a sucking motion on the head of the penis, but this is generally not the sole form of fellatio.

Also, I do hope the guy has found his solution to his problem.

I like to pretend this was Tuomas before he could speak proper English.

inflation fellation

i am want toasked me for 96 sance postion and sexulitity and srach me friend in my city andi want to like sex and i read to 69 postion

-- faisaljawed, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

well hi dere!

In the year 2030, a glory of human acheivement was performed - a giant "peace chain" of 3,000 interlocked 69ers from all over the world. Jewish beards mouth Palistinian muffs, and the sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock.

omfg Hanley =D

i am want toasked me for 96 sance postion and sexulitity and srach me friend in my city andi want to like sex and i read to 69 postion

damned lazy of skrillex imo

Keep Sriracha away from that business.

This position only works for people who are born multitaskers, capable of focusing on multiple things at once.

I read to 69 position

nice

In the year 2030, a glory of human acheivement was performed - a giant "peace chain" of 3,000 interlocked 69ers from all over the world. Jewish beards mouth Palistinian muffs, and the sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock. sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock. sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock. sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock. sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock. sweet lips of mother russia glided over usa cock.
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― mike hanle y, Tuesday, May 28, 2002 12:00 AM (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^classic Zager and Evans

Wow thats legit amazing

And no one's painted that picture yet.

Only 8 years to go

Hanle y seems to be channeling Allen Ginsberg circa 1965:

I want the orgy of our flesh, orgy
of all eyes happy, orgy of the soul
kissing and blessing its mortal-grown
body,
orgy of tenderness beneath the neck, orgy of
kindness to thigh and vagina
Desire given with meat hand
and c0ck, desire taken with
mouth and ass, desire returned
to the last sigh!
Tonite let's all make love in London
as if it were 2001 the years