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Yes her voice is terrible when she gets excited, she's not v.bright and she looks a bit like a pig, but she's not a bad person. In fact I think she's quite a sweetheart. In these new moral times I have decided that

P.J. must go

. He's an arse, he's aggressively normal, he fancies his chances with Nathalie Imruglia and he is a love rat. Even 'Teen Wolf' being his third favourite film of all time cannot make amends.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but...but...but i've just put the last coat on the Jade Must Go! campaign tour bus.

― B, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Buses will be travelling on diversion.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think N has a point...PJ is a lame-o.

― jel --, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What are PJ's first two favourite films?

(I really don't wanna shelve books)

― jel --, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DUSTY JAM SEAT!!

― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a bad person! But she is a shoplifter!

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Besides which there is plenty of time for us to get rid of a no-mark like PJ, but we must get our priorities right & rid the world, er sorry, house, of Jade first.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's only shoplifting! Her dad is a hardened criminal in prison for burlary, her mum has been involved in scraps with neighbours even though she has a paralysed arm. I think Jade can be considered to have pulled herself up by the bootstraps.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jel - PJ's top film is The Godfather. He doesn't give a second.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah pj must go, but it is more urgent that jade goes. still.

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PJ is like the Stereophonics.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade is like...

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A potentially hardened criminal! Oh yes everyone says 'JUST shoplifting' but no-one thinks of the effect on the retailer and more importantly the employees of the retailer who could do with pay rise.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps you could get her to nick you some stuff?

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In other news, I can't get enough of Spencer. It wasn't just his reaction to the toothpaste bullying yesterday. It was finding out on E4 that his greatest fear is not being able to perform with women and that his brother once set him on fire.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The toothpaste thing was hardly bullying it was just a daft prank. While I agree with Sandy & Spencer that it was pretty stupid, Sandy's oh so superior attitude was irritating.

Ha ha ha Spencer can't get it up.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

surely everyone must be identifying with spencer. at least to the extent that he stays out of the big group things. they only calm down when there's like 5 or 6 of them, and then it's tolerable. otherwise, like Sandy said, it's like being in an awful club 18-30 holiday. urk

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

18-30 holidays are very popular, Alan. Anyway, he didn't say '18-30', he said 'package'.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no sympathy at all, they knew what to expect. And Spencer's assumption that he & Sandy would be among the last 4 people, while possibly accurate is also quite arrogant.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You see - I am not in the Big Brother, yet I AM.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer: "dude you set me on fire"
Brother: "I know"
Spencer: "oh well"

― jel --, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

18-30 holidays might be very popular, but that doesn't stop the prospect of being locked in with a large group of hyper-active children any less scary. they did know what they were letting themselves in for, but i'm happy there's a group that seem to pining for a bit more quiet, and i am on their side. sunita, sandy, spencer (and grudgingly lynne). I AM OLD. (i.e. over 30!)

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am 26 and I agree with Alan.

― jel --, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am 29 and I am in two minds.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

last chance for one of those popular holidays

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bah if sunita had any braneZoR she wd have realised she cd get much peace and quiet when shut in that drawer!!

― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.virtual-festivals.com/.../reviews/stereophonics.jpg

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http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg

― RickyT, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Crap. That was supposed to be a very minging picture of Kelly Jones but virgin fuXXored it.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Redd Kross are indeed an underated band.

― jel --, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wiggy = rowr

― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am 19 /27 (depending which tabloid reports you believe) and I say: they knew what they were letting themselves in for.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Except for Lynne - she'd never watched the programme before.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[she was too busy shagging men]

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well she must have been aware of its nature unless she has been in a cave for the last 2 summers with no access to TV, newspapers, radio, interweb etc. Either way it merely heightens her potential for being a closet mentalist.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I think she was travelling (ie. sex tourism)

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, do we not like Lynne? If not, I'll have her, if that's okay.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, you can have her, that's OK. I fancied her for five drunken minutes on Friday but I have now seen her naked so the thrill is gone.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As the saying goes...If wishes were horses, wishes would have Lynne's teeth.

― Martin, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

At last! Someone else has recognised the terror of Lynne's teeth! I am not 100% sure if it's the teeth or the gums but either way she is a scary woman.

― Emma, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm missing out.

all of this.

― richard john gillanders, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alert: Sandy is also a Love Rat and bad father!

― Graham, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BYERS MUST GO. oops, he has!!

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just wanna know when we lock all of you people in a room for Dan's and my amusement.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no. ELTON JOHN mustgo. Oh..wait, he has too.

― mms, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PAT COOMBS MUST GO, etc

― Alan T, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In other 'not going' news, the Sun has done a special on BB3 lookalikes. Apparently Sandy isn't Dr Fox after all.

NEWS FLASH: Kate has painted Spencer's bottom orange.

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX Mad Libs!

NEWS FLASH: (name of poster) has painted (name of poster)'s bottom orange.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just looked at the contestants. Adele is cute.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Those lookalikes are RUB RUB RUB.

― Graham, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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I am not at all surprised that Alex is loving the poor side, all those restrictions = all the more opportunity to be anal e.g. his row with Jade about sugar in the porridge.

― Emma, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and I must say that Alex was quite right in repremanding her over the sugar!

― jel --, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But as the psychologist pointed out on Sunday, it's not just the things he says, it's the way he says them. So punchable! And yet so watchable. You go Alex.

― Emma, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

psychologists to the pov room!

― mark s, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Psychologists to the hen house more like

― RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i loved "psych bird that looks like her out of Bugs/those phone ads"'s analysis of sandy's tactics.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What, the whole 'Sandy is fighting a war' thing? Why can't we have the shrinks on every night, I love their spurious insights.

― Emma, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sandy's War. yeah. it was probably utter shite, but it WAS more entertaining than PJ WHO MUST GO.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Alex will be proved right and if PJ continues to refuse to eat his chickpeas, he will DIE and be carted out of BB through the back door in a BIG BORING COFFIN.

― Emma, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If PJ doesn't eat, he'll end up looking like Mr Makay out of South Park.

― jel --, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can someone explain *ahem* Deathbrother to me?

― Matt, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

johnny v lee. FITE!

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kate vs thermonuclear device: FITE!

― RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

er, in what world did the housemates nominate a thermonuclear device?

I still don't get the HATE for kate. I can see she's annoying. but i can overlook that, so long as i can overlook... er I'll stop there.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahem. I was explaining my ideal deathbrother scenario.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am distraught. I have started to LIKE Kate! Why? How?

Give me back my hate, please.

― Archel, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Slow news day in the Big Brother house...

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Looks like Sandy is walking out the back door today.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

spoke too soon!. k-blimey!

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow. Escaping the house dressed as Hamburgler. The man is a legend.

― Richard Jones, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The man is a miserable old git and I rejoice at his departure.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he went of his own accord. i liked him. he disliked jonny. and told him so.

LEE MUST GO! JONNY MUST GO!

best nominations ever.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Kate looked confused and asked, "What does manipulative mean?"

ARGH

― RickyT, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that's pure CLASS. come on!

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is very wearying having this debate with 2 sets of virtual people at the same time but I am up for it nonetheless. Sandy was RUDE and attempted to conceal it by claiming he was being honest. He was constantly sneering and looking down his miserable old nose as if his greater age & waistline made him a better person. Well it didn't. I am still glad he has gone.

Oh and Lee must go.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Lee must go.

All the others combined can't be as annoying as whiny needy sexually frustrated Lee. "Imagine us.......when all this is over, waking up together". Yes very romantic, just because he leaves out the "after we've shagged" part doesn't mean it's not obvious he's thinking it. Sophie is ok but she's obviously pretty thick if she didn't smack Lee after that bullshit.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

alex: "this is the first thing i ever picked for myself to eat. sandy are there any rules about if you eat too much roquette it will fuck you up?"
sandy: "erm it's just salad"

alex must stay!!

― mark s, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sophie is such a flake.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have already texted for Lee to go once. I feel the urge coming on again. I am very annoyed by the way Kate gets accused of flirting & using womanly wiles whereas it is OK for Lee to come over all schmoove (NB I don't actually find Lee's schtick very schmoove but no doubt some girlies do). Well not VERY annoyed but a bit.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sophie is such a flake
what, she tastes chocolatey and leave bits all over the floor?

― MarkH, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YES. that too.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Power Rangers must go!

― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does his schtick work on some girls? Jesus Christ.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well yeah! His girlfriend Carmen, (briefly) on Adele and of course Sophie! Some women are really daft.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He must be very handsome by some conventional standard cos so far I can't think of any personality trait you could say he has. The only thing that stands out is his constant efforts to get some sex. I can't remember hating anyone on any Big Brother until now.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope Jonny goes. Has Sandy really gone?

Will anyone really want to enter the house to take his place? Or am I assuming that there are too many sensible people in the world?

― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot fathom Lee's appeal either. I think it must be a sort of relative thing (he is shagging his sister har har) i.e. Adele & Sophie are stuck in a house with 6 men and need to focus their horny feelings on someone so have picked Lee cos he is closest to their type. As to how he managed to get a girlfriend in the real world where men are swarming about the place (hem hem) I have no idea.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

on BBLB Lee's view on why he might be nominated for eviction was because he might get up to "too many pranks". Oh, the wag. He gets up to all sorts of crazy... hang on.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lee's appeal- we feel so sorry for him after he got his ass kicked by Lennox Lewis that we want him to stay in.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Alan! didn't you see that joke where Lee was lying on the sofa being sleazy??

― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we make up some names for them that rhyme with their names? Or at least that use alliteration.

Jonny must stay because to my Irish ears anything he says is pure comedy.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lothario Lee or Smells-of-Wee Lee.

Rubber Johnny.

Jabbering Jade.

Anal Alex.

― Pete, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spooky Spencer. I still think he could go at any moment.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Superfluous Sophie

― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why is it "Spanky" Spencer anyway? Softhead Sophie. Adele "I'm a bisexual that's never had a homosexual, or for that matter, heterosexual, experience". does that rhyme?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cos he likes being spanked? Or spanking? Maybe Kate will explain when she gets evicted.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer will have to release a cover of that Puddle of Mudd song.

― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha LET THE SEX BEGIN!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I LOVE JADE AND WANT 2 FATHER ALL HER BABY PIGLETS!SHE CAN CHOW DOWN ON MY MAN SWILL WHEN SHE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!

― Martin Hearmon, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

See, ILX can be even handed...

― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

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I have made a terrible error - JADE MUST STAY

P.J. must go

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