if you had to wear an animal costume for an entire year what animal would you choose (excluding humans)?

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I want to know. And you should relate it to performance art history present or future.

― haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/jetmarmot.jpg

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if it could be conclusively proven that it was the beatles and not simon and garfunkles who said koo-koo-ca-choo first, I would be a walrus. If not... shit, a sacrificial lamb I guess...

― Queen of the Mentalist Gs, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N., aren't you worried about your mobility - and your mouth. I think your choice would condemn you to a year of constant abuse. I think I might favour something like this:
http://www.fun-shop.com/m52_lg.jpg
but I'm not sure, I might get sick of my horn, and I don't want to mock real unicorns.

― haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And white is just too impractical, especially as you'll probably get up to more escapades than when you're not dressed as an animal, so I now favour this:

http://www.fun-shop.com/m15_lg.jpg
stroke me

― haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would be a badger :
http://www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/cornwall/jpegs/badger.jpg< br> They are evidently the best - Nocturnal, grumpy, hard as fuck, mad max stripes etc.

At a party recently, a bloke asked "What woodland creature would you be?" When I said "Badger" he turned round to his mate and said "'ere 'e's a Badger too!" Never did find out what he was on about.

― Simeon, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was his friend a badger?

― N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[joke that will only make sense to New Zealanders, if at all: I couldn't bear doing this at all because people would just think I was from Palmy]

― haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, that's a photo from the party.
I remember the conversation ending in him accusing me of nicking a lit cigar from his pocket and offering me outside. We went out and fell about a bit before hugging manfully and calling each other poof's. OK, so in retrospect it's not that funny. Must of been something in the pop, etc.
Remind me to tell you my "Somebody call me a C**t" story sometime. That's not very funny either.

― Simeon, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a fully functioning giant squid costume. Endless fun. Um, performance art... I could wield several naked women with blue paint all over them...

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BEFORE	NOW	AFTER
http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/acstwo300.jpg	http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/dj2.jpg	http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/skate2.jpg

― Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have we officially hit rock-bottom?

― Mandee, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A dragon suit, of course. And I do all of my performance art here.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian's So-Called Life As A Plushie.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ducklingmonster

― duckllingmonster, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.anniescostumes.com/duck48.jpg

― nabisco%%, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the "post a picture of yourself" thread.

― nabisco%%, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice tush feathers, Nabisco.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shake 'em

― ducklingmonster, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the back half of the horse

― unknown or illegal user, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is the best place to find pictures of people in animal costumes?

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here or here does it for me. Alternatively google image search for (insert animal here) and costume.

― Simeon, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://funfolly.com/g/mascots/cp176mud.gif

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[latest sexpert research reveals pigs are good in bed]

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[or at least better than ducks]

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to see Mandee's wolf-shirt.

― N., Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who is OWL MAN?

― Alan T, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/life/cyber/_photos/stephen- hawking.jpg

― Steve.n., Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.super-highway.net/users/altoot/catcls5m.gif

― Archel, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://historywired.si.edu/images/enlarged/126a.jpg

As for performances past/present/future, ask Bunny Marie.

― rosemary, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am OWL MAN.

― Owl Man, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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