"I Can Live in Hope Forever, get back in the house this instant!"
"And the silver medal for this year's science fair goes to Teach Your Love To Sing (Pleasuredome) Gomez-Hirschfeld!"
― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
had to be asked
― goole, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)
i thought so
― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
Heya Custos.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
they will be named after bands
― private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)
they will be named after bands blogs
― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)
"And you will know us by our trail of mud we tracked into the house even though mom told us not to (part 2)"
second child, obviously
― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)
stuffwhitepeoplelike q. j4gger
― private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
"Yeah, this kid's a real departure from our first one. We were just like, fuck it, we're gonna do what we want this time."
― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)
Cute is what they'll aim for.
― moley, Friday, 1 May 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
I bet those hipsters will give their children funny hair too!
― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)
They'll probably paint their kid's bedrooms all weird
― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
Then they'll play obscure psychedelic music all of the time around the house and act like it's not even a big deal
those fuckers
― private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)
every boy will be named bonnie and every girl will be named pj
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)
Y'know the longest name in the Bible, Mahershalalhashbaz? (Isaiah 8:1)
That's right, he was begotten by a hipster.
― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)
probably not
I'm a hipster and my first kid names are Seabreeze Whistle and Panda Hair. Regardless of gender.
― dice in my pockets (csa), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)
I've already come up with some kick ass names, but I'm keeping them secret and hoping no one else uses them first!
Also don't plan to have kids until well into my 40s.
― Nate Carson, Friday, 1 May 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
I don't see this happening until a majority of hipsters like math rock again.
― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)
Treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the street.
― tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:28 (seventeen years ago)
lol good luck keeping your back in one piece
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)
Two people I know named their dog "Epic Fail"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)
Oh god, I take that back - it's Epic Journey, not Fail.
It just feels like fail.
i saw on a talkshow, maury i think, some rednecks named their kid "metallica." they called him "mike" for short.
― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 07:23 (seventeen years ago)
xpost "lol good luck keeping your back in one piece"
Well, I was kidding when I wrote it. Doesn't mean it couldn't become some horrible self-fulfilling prophecy though.
― Nate Carson, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:06 (seventeen years ago)
hipsters dont have kids, they have memes
― straightola, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:12 (seventeen years ago)
Hi Burt!
― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, 1 May 2009 10:18 (seventeen years ago)
"I dunno, Al"
― Mark G, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
Or name them after Welsh villages.
― M.V., Friday, 1 May 2009 12:57 (seventeen years ago)