do you think hipsters will give their kids sentence-long names?

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"I Can Live in Hope Forever, get back in the house this instant!"

"And the silver medal for this year's science fair goes to Teach Your Love To Sing (Pleasuredome) Gomez-Hirschfeld!"

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

had to be asked

goole, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought so

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Heya Custos.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

they will be named after bands

private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

they will be named after bands blogs

sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"And you will know us by our trail of mud we tracked into the house even though mom told us not to (part 2)"

second child, obviously

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

stuffwhitepeoplelike q. j4gger

private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"Yeah, this kid's a real departure from our first one. We were just like, fuck it, we're gonna do what we want this time."

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Cute is what they'll aim for.

moley, Friday, 1 May 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I bet those hipsters will give their children funny hair too!

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

They'll probably paint their kid's bedrooms all weird

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Then they'll play obscure psychedelic music all of the time around the house and act like it's not even a big deal

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

those fuckers

private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

every boy will be named bonnie and every girl will be named pj

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Y'know the longest name in the Bible, Mahershalalhashbaz? (Isaiah 8:1)

That's right, he was begotten by a hipster.

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

probably not

I'm a hipster and my first kid names are Seabreeze Whistle and Panda Hair. Regardless of gender.

dice in my pockets (csa), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I've already come up with some kick ass names, but I'm keeping them secret and hoping no one else uses them first!

Also don't plan to have kids until well into my 40s.

Nate Carson, Friday, 1 May 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't see this happening until a majority of hipsters like math rock again.

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the street.

tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Also don't plan to have kids until well into my 40s.

lol good luck keeping your back in one piece

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Two people I know named their dog "Epic Fail"

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh god, I take that back - it's Epic Journey, not Fail.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

It just feels like fail.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the street.

i saw on a talkshow, maury i think, some rednecks named their kid "metallica." they called him "mike" for short.

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 1 May 2009 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost "lol good luck keeping your back in one piece"

Well, I was kidding when I wrote it. Doesn't mean it couldn't become some horrible self-fulfilling prophecy though.

Nate Carson, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link

hipsters dont have kids, they have memes

straightola, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi Burt!

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, 1 May 2009 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"I dunno, Al"

Mark G, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Or name them after Welsh villages.

M.V., Friday, 1 May 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link


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