― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 May 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)
\@_@/
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)
Puppy lullabye works.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 May 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)
Far too cute.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 1 May 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)
DefenseSlow lorises can produce a toxin which they mix with their saliva and use as protection against enemies. Mothers will lick this toxin onto their offspring before leaving them to search for food. The toxin is produced by glands on the insides of their elbows - the branchial region. The lorises lick or suck it into their mouths and deliver it when they bite. The toxin is not known to be fatal to humans, but causes a painful swelling. If the toxin does not deter a predator, the slow loris will often drop from the branch to the ground and roll into a protective ball.
aw!
― pitch tips (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 May 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)
I love that little monster! That vid belongs in the thread about people going apeshit over animals on youtube.
― ENBB, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Man I love a loris.
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)
I would tickle all the whatever the plural of loris is.
― ENBB, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)
I think it is lorises.
See I am sure you now think pro-simians to be superior to the chimpanzee.
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
I never liked chimps - I like orang utans! I gotta admit though the pro-simians are definitely growing on me.
― ENBB, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)
my cat goes all loris-like when you rub her belly like that, except her look is more "i will tolerate this for the moment" than happy smiley.
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
loris leachman
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
Hedgehog eating carrot is pretty cute too:
― StanM, Saturday, 2 May 2009 09:26 (sixteen years ago)
Right. No more youtube links then (or is this "embedding disabled by request" something I did?)
― StanM, Saturday, 2 May 2009 09:27 (sixteen years ago)
It's something the YouTube poster decides when they upload the video.
― CosMc (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 2 May 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
works just fine if you double-click
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Saturday, 2 May 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)
that loris is my inspiration for the day. the arms in the air are like he's going "WINNER!!!"
― MRSA Marchant (get bent), Saturday, 2 May 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)
Puppy Lullaby is kinda killing me.
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 2 May 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)
i have to admit that yes this is the cutest thing evah
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Saturday, 2 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
If this is a poll I vote for the litter of boxer babies.
― Full Metal Slanket (Oilyrags), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SNE2MYAotU
― linda emangalitsa (get bent), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
I keep showing the original post to people while nearly dying of cute reactions, but most people just seem to find it really creepy.
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
They're just dumb then because it's one of the cutest things ever!
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
So basically Sonya gets to eat, be tickled, nap, eat be tickled again and be adored by millions. Not to shabby.
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
Add some fucking there and it's my dream.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
HA! As I clicked "submit post" I swear that I thought to myself that you were going to reply with something to that effect.
OK I just watched the boxer lullaby thing. Dear God - they're wonderful!
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
If I hadn't read that it's really cruel to have one of these things as a pet I would totally want one they make me want to die they are so cute!
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
also couldn't they totally zap you with their poison armpits?
― the table is the table, Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
It's not cruel to have me as a pet though. Where is a girl who will take me as her slow loris?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't know I made that facial expression until just now, so um, thanks Tuomas, I suppose.
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
Not Slow but Slender
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
Slow Loris getting born recently at a zoo near where I live:
http://www.zooantwerpen.be/fotolink/Lori%20slanke%20Artman%20063.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 29 October 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, that's also a slender loris, not a slow one.
― StanM, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
ummm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w89bFK3PvBA&feature=player_embedded
― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
Oh man, cognitive dissonance.
a) One of the cutest things I have ever seen and I WANT ONE.b) I'm guessing this isn't at a rescue shelter but rather a loris abducted from the wild and sold as a pet, which is really really really bad.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
I know. :(
But maybe they love it and treat it really well and give it a nice little place to live that's just like its normal habitat and maybe it has other Slow Loris friends. I'm going to pretend that's the case anyway because, well, DID YOU SEE IT HOLDING THE TINY UMBRELLA?!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
Should have soundtracked the video with Rihanna.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
why people keep exotics as pets angers me. I hope a monkey rips their face off one day.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/23/adorable-loris-video.html
fuuuuuuckk
― i have a hot bagel waiting for me in my bed so ill say this: (kkvgz), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
: (
paul mcgann-narrated documentary on slow lorises on bbc iplayer atm featuring the all-time line
"with its silent approach, the loris is like a deadly ninja"
― don't wanna throw scene shade or hand out extra soundcloud plays (c sharp major), Monday, 30 January 2012 08:58 (thirteen years ago)
an adorable ninja
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:36 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i saw that, they excrete venom from their armpits that they get from eating poisonous insects.
― judith, Monday, 30 January 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)
"like"?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xcrlQJR.gif
Reminder that the owning of slow loris as pet is de facto animal cruelty and abuse
― 龜, Monday, 29 December 2014 18:21 (ten years ago)