Being Buttered - C/D

the last thing i need is a higher lard content by weight.

Listen to the voice of butter

My beloved has a fear of butter.

Being Butters?

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~vamshi/pics/butters1.jpg

Surely being buttered is only a prelude to this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg

Is this some kind of Pet Shop Boys thing?

butter flavored lubricant

"How would you feel if someone buttered you?"

Greasy to the touch.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3/dqlr/KramerTurkey.jpg

dud, i would guess. sounds kinda gross.

I've always found the buttered Kramer far more disturbing than the buttered Peter Greenaway "Lover".

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-100-greatest-movie-lines/67.-go-get-the-butter./532869-2-eng-US/67.-Go-get-the-butter._imagelarge.jpg

Poor Maria Schnieder. :(

http://freeview.celebflix.com/index/m/maria_schneider/index.htm (nsfw)

I would feel as if I had been prepared to accompany a dish of fava beans and a nice chianti.

Here's a Finnish instructional video on how to do it:

BEEN CAUGHT BUTTERING

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cH6cm3SrS94/SJu9N7zC7RI/AAAAAAAAAo4/jLjRufPwcN0/s400/beencaughtbutteringvb0.jpg

xp That's terrible!

For one thing, obviously he's alive, so he's going to squirm and scream when you put him in the oven. That's going to make for unevenly cooked meat, if not a broken oven. Best to kill him quickly by breaking his neck, or (if you must) with a gunshot to the head. Those are the most humane ways.

Second of all, even assuming he was dead, he's not skinned or shaven. You have to least shave him from head to toe. Some people like the skin, I know, but I find that on humans, the skin tends to be very tough unless cooked very slowly for a very long time. Easier to skin him, and then you don't have to shave him either.

Sounds pretty gross and icky and DUD to me.

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I may reconsider opening that Butter Spa now.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg

Ha, otm.

I mean:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg
ha, otm

So must people on inmyday do not fantasise about some stranger grabbing them, stripping them naked, and forcibly smearing butter all over their body? This is most unusual.