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How would you feel if someone buttered you?

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Option	Votes
Dud	14
Classic	2

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

the last thing i need is a higher lard content by weight.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

Listen to the voice of butter

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

My beloved has a fear of butter.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

Being Butters?

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~vamshi/pics/butters1.jpg

― tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

Surely being buttered is only a prelude to this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg

― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

Is this some kind of Pet Shop Boys thing?

― Full Metal Slanket (Oilyrags), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

butter flavored lubricant

― ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

"How would you feel if someone buttered you?"

Greasy to the touch.

― Full Metal Slanket (Oilyrags), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3/dqlr/KramerTurkey.jpg

dud, i would guess. sounds kinda gross.

― circa1916, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

I've always found the buttered Kramer far more disturbing than the buttered Peter Greenaway "Lover".

― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-100-greatest-movie-lines/67.-go-get-the-butter./532869-2-eng-US/67.-Go-get-the-butter._imagelarge.jpg

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

Poor Maria Schnieder. :(

http://freeview.celebflix.com/index/m/maria_schneider/index.htm (nsfw)

― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

I would feel as if I had been prepared to accompany a dish of fava beans and a nice chianti.

― Aimless, Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

Here's a Finnish instructional video on how to do it:

― Tuomas, Saturday, 2 May 2009 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

BEEN CAUGHT BUTTERING

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cH6cm3SrS94/SJu9N7zC7RI/AAAAAAAAAo4/jLjRufPwcN0/s400/beencaughtbutteringvb0.jpg

― National Lampoon's Minimal House (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 May 2009 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

xp That's terrible!

For one thing, obviously he's alive, so he's going to squirm and scream when you put him in the oven. That's going to make for unevenly cooked meat, if not a broken oven. Best to kill him quickly by breaking his neck, or (if you must) with a gunshot to the head. Those are the most humane ways.

Second of all, even assuming he was dead, he's not skinned or shaven. You have to least shave him from head to toe. Some people like the skin, I know, but I find that on humans, the skin tends to be very tough unless cooked very slowly for a very long time. Easier to skin him, and then you don't have to shave him either.

― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Saturday, 2 May 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

Sounds pretty gross and icky and DUD to me.

― mroo (Pashmina), Saturday, 2 May 2009 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I may reconsider opening that Butter Spa now.

― Aimless, Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg

Ha, otm.

― Edward Saroyan, Thursday, 7 May 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

I mean:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2581784947_ebd760d209_o.jpg
ha, otm

― Edward Saroyan, Thursday, 7 May 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

So must people on inmyday do not fantasise about some stranger grabbing them, stripping them naked, and forcibly smearing butter all over their body? This is most unusual.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

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