How Long Would you Last in the Big Brother HOuse

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― anthony, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years

― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― unknown or illegal user, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd kill everyone and then wait to be arrested. But that might take some time.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only have 9 days to go in it.

― Graham, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

More to the point, how long would anyone stay there?

― Little Nipper, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it would be impossible for me to get on big brother, cos i don't wear make-up, but say, by some sheer fluke i got on the show, i would be the first to get voted off. i don't think i would be able to relate to the other people there, so i would just scowl at them and spit on them and trip them up and put toilet cleaner in their food and stuff. and gees i just couldn't look at such ugly people for that long anyway.

― di, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

probably not too long as the people there would drive me bananas and i'd just sit in the corner reading and ignoring them and generally being "stuck up" so i'd have nil entertainment value. plus the fact that i am vegan = i would be the new Sada. quirks like asking for an equivalent amount of the weekly meat bill to be spent on tofu/chick peas aren't appreciated by the General British Public. but once i was gone the other housemates would miss my curry.

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In BB3 or BB2 I would have fled screaming after a week max. If it was BB1 I would be having a passionate but spiritually enriching relationship with the peerless Anna, obviously, so would easily stay the 9 weeks if allowed to. However I would probably get voted out for talking posh and having a bad haircut.

― Archel, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd stay for a weekend. Then I'd ask to leave.

― jel --, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

About a week before I had a nervous breakdown and/or inflicted a random act of violence on something or someone and/or got voted off for being a miserable sod.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm too ugly and hairy to last long, I think, so I shall generously give muhself until about week 5, when the wheta is finally being sorted from the chaff.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd win.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Would Jade be in there wiv me?

― Graham, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes she would and she would vote you out.

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

God, no, never. I'd be removed and sectioned in about three days. (Even if I had to fake it to get out)

― Anna, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna, you are allowed to leave at any time, you know. Channel 4 do not have special powers of detainment.

― N., Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just cos she LUVS me and not you Fearful Dastoor.

― Graham, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(she = Jade)

― Graham, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah - show's how much attention I've been paying. But still, whenever anyone threatened to leave last year all the others subjected them to endless, 'but we're a group, I've grown so close to you, but ultimately it's your decision' bollocks. Fake madness is the easy way out.

― Anna, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would go the full distance.
I would make a point of farting very loudly all the time and blaming it on someone else.
I would attempt to vary the tone of emissions so that a full scale could be assembled. Upon leaving, my exit tape would be musically accompanied by the BB theme played upon my own arse trumpet.
I would win because the public love that kind of thing & would go on to be a national hero as "Fart Boy" and earn millions endorsing baked beans.

― Simeon, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Very simply I would eat ALL of the food on the first day. Then proceed to hide from all of the cameras. The public would love me.

― Jarl'rmai, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

flaw in plan: BB housemates wd decline to vote out fartboy WHY?

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because they are plebs and would find my Petomane-esque antics to be the height of comedy?

― Simeon, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(simeon just wants to get PAID for spreading his lies about the baked beans, rather than doing it for free on ILE as he does now :))

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

KT - Did you see this - not only are they yummy and nutritious, they are Art!

― Simeon, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BAH i shall not look at your filthy bean propagangering antics young Simeon... although sheesh blimey it was only a matter of time wasn't it. markS and and his pasta pictures to thread!

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/B294436white

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i salute you mark s! BUT IS IT ART???

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark that is the most brill thing evah

― anthony, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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