Bill Gates advice to schoolkids

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Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did NOT teach, and kids will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. 6
If you can read this - Thank a teacher! 2
If you agree, pass it on. 1
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. 1
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, 1
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until 1
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. 0
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they 0
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished 0
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping 0
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. 0
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel 0
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! 0


Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Tell em bill

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp

snoball, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah well i just checked with bill and he gives tacit approval.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm still getting by on all the money Bill gave me so now I have no idea what to think

display mane (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i think we can all agree that there's a lesson in that

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I can read this thanks to the teachers who taught me how to read, so I voted for that answer.

StanM, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

He forgot about Sunscreen

Krapp's lesser-known First Tape (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

missing "if you can read this in english thank a soldier"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

now, bill gates never said that

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

that was the aussie PM, wasn't it?

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

We could accurately change this to 'Abbott's dad's advice to everyone in the world."

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

this advice makes me feel like the loser i am

Local Garda, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Bill sounds like a jerk

The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

He doesn't finish his sentences >:-(

StanM, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

fitting since he didn't finish college

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Why isn't 'release mosquitos onto a captive audience during a malaria speech' on this list? Most boss move by anyone in the past year IMO.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I voted "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." out of obligation... but I don't really think it's true, unfortunately. :-/

original bgm, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

"Be nice to confusing assholes. Chances are you'll end up working for one."

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"car phone?"

Super Cub, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

"You won't be vice president with a car phone...because the car phone is comically obsolete."

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Sounds apocryphal to me. Just about any talentless asshole could write this shit.

This sort of wannabe viral email is often ascribed to a famous person so as to give it greater credibility and make people stop and read what they would otherwise delete without reading.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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display mane (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Er, just read the Snopes link above in 2nd reply above. More credible than my gut feeling.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

truly classic FWD

Rule 5: "Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend."

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/images/charles-sykes.jpg

circa1916, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

This list is stupid and condescending. I don't think kids deserve to be talked to like that.

Smart, Long, Lifephones (Bimble), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Snopes link people, read the Snopes link! This list isnt by Bill Gates, it's made up chainletter shit.

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Well I'm not sure if you're addressing me, Trayce, but I know that. ;)

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Friday, 8 May 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh ok ok :) hehe sorry it just seemed like everyone was all "omg gates you tool" haha :)

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Friday, 8 May 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

ha this list the most obv non bill gates thing - hed just be telling the kids to study maths and stuff and going on abt how fascinating things are and how we should all cure everything

ice cr?m, Friday, 8 May 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

but guyz BILL GATES

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 8 May 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 8 May 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha. I hate to say this, but I'm not shocked at the winner, here.

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Friday, 8 May 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

^^^Not true IME.

I saved cassie breast in my iPhone (Tape Store), Friday, 8 May 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link


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