will someone PLEASE explain maria shriver's face to me ( a kennedy bone structure thread).

look, i'm not a mean person. i live and let live. but....i mean i've seen childhood pictures of the toothy freaks in the kennedy family, but...what's going on with maria's face? i don't know any irish people who look like this. space aliens, sure...just explain this to me. is it extreme dieting? or what...

[img]http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/maria-shriver-the-fulfillment-fund-stars-2006-benefit-gala-in-honor-of-tom-rothman-arrivals-09FNU2.jpg[img]

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maria-shriver-nomakeup.jpg

http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/terminatordvd3.jpg

i love this thread title, but the thing that makes her face weird is the total absence of flesh. her bone structure is good!

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/maria%20shriver1.jpg

yeah she doesn't look irish but she would look normal-ish if she gained 15 lbs

i was actually contemplating what it must be like to be maria shriver the other day because i was watching some documentary where shwarzenegger's becoming governor of California is an incidental happening + there was footage of the inauguration. she just looks so strange next to him, almost like the anti-him and i started to think how weird it must be to be married to arnold schwarzenegger and in the public eye and famously a kennedy and it suddenly seemed totally understandable that she would become anorexic. which is what i assume must be the case.

because i also remember when she used to not be anorexic back when i was a kid. iirc she was v v pretty.

http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2008/10/16/08/777-MARIA_AND_ARNOLD.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.jpg

She looks like she's been turned into a political cartoon caricature and then back again.

yeah, okay, i guess it is like being an astor or a vanderbilt, the older you get, the less you weigh.

we should still make this a kennedy bone structure thread

this thread otm

her mom was bizarre looking, esp when she got old

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/10/1022_kiddies_2.jpg

this is the coolest picture i found tonight. i've never seen it before.

http://www.freedomfightersforamerica.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/party2thp.15262948_std.jpg

lol jackie's face

most disconcerting about maria is the structure of her mouth region, and the skin around her lips :(

http://www.panacea-bocaf.org/ole_33.jpghttp://images5.cafepress.com/product/209635245v5_350x350_Front.jpghttp://www.bielek-debunked.com/tesla_old.jpg

Always been slightly confused by people who get skinnier rather than more bloated as they age.