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Who would be who?

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be Steve! Is there a Steve in Buffy, I dunno...but I'd be called upon occasionally to use my ninja skills to give a kicking to the odd vampire, or be seduced by some goth girl.

― jel --, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would be HOOM! an interesting question I do arsk myself! EITHER:

Lovely Willow of Seasons one through three, with her dorky computer skills (except we never see her ACTUALLY haXoRing anything do we THE SCREEN IS ALWAYS HIDDEN!!)

VAMP WILLOW who shall bite yore neXoR!

DRACULA from Buffy Vs Dracula who is very funny but also shockingly pervey!

Season one Buffy before she starts falling in love with STUPID Angel

I would certainly like a go at being Drusilla as well because she is very funny and insane and gets to snog Spike hur hur

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh i am still waiting for the "ilx in the babysitters club" thread - i will totally be logan

― geeta, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tom sed i wz pervy

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"a perve" is wot he actually sed

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You could be Jonathan who in SUPERSTAR in season 4 creates a parallel universe where he is the coolest geezer in Sunnydale, who wins the class protector award and lives with a pair of BUXOM BLONDE TWINz0R in a fancypants mansion! Although that is not very goth, you DO get to raise a demon in order to keep yore parallel universe up and running.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Geeta start it!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

everyone in sunnydale is a weed and a wet! i do not think i wd be any of them. however, if i could have someone in Sunnydale's hair it would be Willow's.

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i quite like Anya when she's in "huh i used to inflict the PESTILENCE ON YOU, INFERIOR MAN!!" and lusting after hunky builders mode (but not xander Urrrrggghhh no!) but not when she's being all pathetic. so i shall be Anya in horny/ vengeance on Very Bad Mang mode.

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes i would sarah but i am so conflicted because if i start one thread i will probably end up starting four - left untamed this thought-experiment could lead to infinite number of new threads!!! - (ie "ilx what goonie are you?" "ilx in harry potter-land" "ilx in ilx land" [see??! PIE PIES!!] etc etc)

i won't be able to stop

off to bed for me!

― geeta, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also willow is way hotter than buffy but scooby doo is hotter than them all!

― geeta, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously I want to be GLORY, cos she quite reasonably hates Buffy and even comes close to putting an end to the blonde one's excrutiatingly girly pouty head-tilting thing and inappropriate 'quips' which are never as funny as Xander's anyway. In fact I'll be anyone as long as it's not Buffy.

― Archel, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be the writer, and suddenly realise that I should be writing something without vampires in it.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also if I was Dracula I would make Xander my SPIDER EATING MAN BITCH ahahahahahahahahahahaha ph34r m3!!!!!

The best quip was from Buffybot of course: 'that'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!'

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyway Katie Xander when he actually washes his HAIR in the first couple of seasons is GREBT! Tell RickyT he should order season 1 on DVD there is a special OFFER on now where you can get it for a mere 17.99.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am shockZoRed none of you boys want to be Oz.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

b-b-but it took me about 40 episode to stop getting xander mixed up with angle (= UGH) and THEN angle left only to be replaced with riley (?) who OH GUESS WHAT i keep getting mixed up with xander. i'm not very good at buffy am i?

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh NO Riley is the blonde munter, you don't want to be watching Riley at all for he is a POTATO HEAD!!!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i too am figuring that riley = potato head. but since he runs around in the DARK all the time i can't see the freakin colour-coded hair can i? GRUMBLE!

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well you WILL see him in daylight at some point, Buffy still has to get used to the fact he is not a vampire and they can go on dates to the pizza place/milk bar/football games/church ect without BURNING and HISSING and dusting ect ect. It is not worth seeing him in daylight though.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oz is clearly grebt, but I am now way quiet or stoical enough to get away with being him.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

aww RickyT. it's just that your BEAST INSIDE is on the outside all the time, that's all! (ugh that actually sounds disgusting doesn't it. sorry!) actually i probably shouldn't post this as Dan and Ned will pick up on it later when they get up and tek the piss. but i will anyway HAHAHA!!

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am dawn (this is wot tom meant i expect)

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it has been stated that i am xander. i quite like this...

― gareth, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What are you talking about?!

― Jeff W (i know really), Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am probably Harmony (after vamping when she becomes a total flake).

― Nicole, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fancy muhself as a bit of a Spike. hahahahahaha

― Mark C, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MarkC/Spike: "piss orf! oi speak wivva perfect English accent you know, don't pay-tronise me!"

― katie, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always wanted to see Mark C's Spike...

Actually I might like to be Buffy's mum as she is v. level-headed in the face of both Buffy's homework/boy trouble AND unexpected vampire action (until she gets killed - BOO) and also she gets to have a THING with Giles who is sexy in his weird librarian/Watcher/Nescafe way.

― Archel, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When am I allowed to fancy Dawn?

Archie, any time, name the place. Alroight?

― Mark C, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

when i am OF AGE, mark c

― dawn s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony, me and arthur would be the geeks who are kinda faggy and bitchslap each other all the time - phear our awesome smoke bombs

― Queen of the Mentalist Gs, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I deffo wannabe Anya.

― alext, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to be Buffybot, so Willow would be forced to ... err ... take care of me.

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

aww RickyT. it's just that your BEAST INSIDE is on the outside all the time, that's all!

RickyT is a flashing TART! Proved by science!

actually i probably shouldn't post this as Dan and Ned will pick up on it later when they get up and tek the piss. but i will anyway HAHAHA!!

Predictability is a curse. *sob*

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't remember his name, but you know the actually scary and dangerous one from the Three Geeks? Not Jonathan or the robo-Buffy one, the other one. I know someone who looks just like him, and is, some people think, also scary and dangerous. Andrew L knows of whom I speak, except he won't read this because he hates Buffy. I think I'm closest to being Willow, for better or worse.

― Martin Skidmore, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Josh = Professor Walsh

― Nicole, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ILE in no-one-wants-to-be-Tara shockah!

I'd end up as lamez0r flashback pre-vampire Spike.

― Ess Kay, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be tara

― anthony, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'd rather be Tara than Professor Walsh.

― Josh, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't remember his name, but you know the actually scary and dangerous one from the Three Geeks?

Warren, I think. I'd be delighted to be him.

But I was also thinking it'd be fun to be John Ritter as Buffy's Mom's evil robot boyfriend.

― Arthur, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i watched loads of buffy last night and the Gentlemen scared me so much that when Rick went to the loo i made him draw the shower curtain back, as when i went to the loo i was freaking out that maybe there was a Gentleman behind it. whoever is the wussiest Buffy character, oh that's me! i am crap :(

― katie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be Faith, but I'm more 1st season Willow.

(geeta, start the BSC thread!!!)

― rosemary, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oz is too indie for anyone around here.

I would be the floppy- eared, wrinkly demon that tries to be friendly to everyone but they ignore him anyway. Boo Hoo.

― nickn, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Raises ~~hairy paw~~ hand.

― Graham, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would be one of the non-dangerous geeks

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be Cordelia because I'm totally in love with her.

― toraneko, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seventeen years pass...

Cordelia was a character ahead of her time.

― Yerac, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:40 (six years ago)

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