My irrational hatred of Ryan Reynolds

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Worst human being in the world?

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Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

i don't like him either, but he was in my 2nd favorite X-Files episode ever-- season 3's 'Syzygy'.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

(my first favorite is 'The Post-Modern Prometheus,' of course)

the table is the table, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

the dude who directed 'the nines' talks abt reynolds on the commentary and makes him sound like an ok guy--turned the director on to the liars!

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

or rather 'liars' doi

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

married to scarlett johanson

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

ok dude. solid performances in dumb movies, beats the hell out of dane cook

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

Miscast in Adventureland, but nice try.

I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

"marijuana... but WHY?" = classic

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

Really, about the only way "Blade Trinity" could have been worse would have been if they'd had Dane Cook instead of Ryan Reynolds.

I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

you mean perfectly cast in Adventureland!

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

beats the hell out of dane cook

But who doesn't...?

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

i like how in Waiting he plays his usual clever slick-talking ladies' man stock character and every other character eventually decides he's horrible and they hate him. i don't really have a problem with dude, though, the world needs a new Kilmer-circa-Real-Genius type dude.

shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

well, the question was 'is he the worst human being?'. i give you .... dane cook

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://webs.ono.com/sodomie/132-definitely,.maybe.2008-.jpg

This seems like my idea of hell.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

you mean perfectly cast in Adventureland!

He was tentative and couldn't fill an unwritten part except by grinning shyly a lot.

I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

Nicole, I can go one better:

http://i29.tinypic.com/1568ui0.jpg

I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

Definitely, Maybe was HORRIBLE. God. SO bad.

But RR isn't the worst - Dane Cook is clearly worse, although his character in Waiting was better than RR's.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

"Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" .... Berg (81 episodes, 1998-2001)

how the fuck did that happen

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

3 27-episode seasons? Seems ridiculously high, though.

I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

Haha I was actually about to say, I think his mail thing has been to blow a billion miles past Jerry O'Connell in that whole field of the average-seeming-boyish-guy role -- you know, some comedy, some romance, except unlike O'Connell is not somehow creepy and can actually have a lead in a real movie.

nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

it was on 4 seasons, the first year it was a mid-season replacement.

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shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

I mean sometimes I think he seems really bland/boring and then I realize that that's kind of his niche, right? Which it seems like he's really good at.

nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

well i know technically how it happened, by i mean why did god allow this

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

I kind of love Jerry O'Connell's smarmy creepiness. Or creepy smarminess.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

never really liked him but he has strangely grown on me - mostly because of his performance in adventureland, a movie in which he was very well cast

s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

way prefer him as quiet poser than cool guy van winkle

s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

(I'm basically confused by how Jerry O'Connell has stayed relevant and working and up on whatever list he's considered to be on, so I forgive him any smarminess: at this point the smarminess is probably saying "that's right, the fat kid from your favorite movie when you were 10 is married to Rebecca Romijn, so you can bite me.")

nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

but you have to admit, he's incredibly relevant

s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

ryan reynolds seems like a pretty nice dude

Domm P))) (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

he said shyly

s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

matt blushed and turned away from his computer screen

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

giggling uncontrollably

s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

He probably is a nice guy, but this is an irrational hatred I am talking about here. Sorry if this seems too k8 or anything.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

It's ok. I have an irrational hatred of John Lithgow that nobody seems to understand. At least some people agree with yours.

i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

beats the hell out of dane cook

would pay money to see ryan reynolds beat the hell out of dane cook tbh

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

would pay money to see ryan reynolds any random person beat the hell out of dane cook tbh

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

ws the bearded version but naked-face reynolds gives the the creeps? i dunno

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

He was awful in Blade III, but he did deliver the line "cock-juggling thundercunt" with a surprising degree of sincerity.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

Wow.

i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

To be fair, he's not the only reason why Blade III sucked.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ very true

I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

making the biggest rom-com in histor

haha waht

Gimme That Christian Side-hug, that Christian Side-hug (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

The Mother Of All Rom-Coms

fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

The Rom-Com To End All Rom-Coms

fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

A Really Big Fuckin' Rom-Com

fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Soon after the end of his relationship with Morissette, Reynolds began dating actress Scarlett Johansson[9] and the couple announced their engagement on May 5, 2008.[10] They married on September 27, 2008, in a ceremony near Tofino, British Columbia.[11]

never knew this until this thread ;_; now i hate the dude, just like death cab guy for being really shitty and yet still scoring crazy hot broads

liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

famous people score with each other and crazy hot broads who end up with shitty dudes are usually shitty themselves.

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i know but

liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj303/Thatairsoftkid/HatersGonnaHate.jpg

bnw, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

is alanis crazy hot broad?

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

this guy is alright - that movie where he was a fat kid in love w/amy smart was pretty fun

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

he'll always be billy from fifteen to me

andrew m., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

I only just recently realized that he was the kid from Fifteen! He should've stayed roly-poly and a little awkward. It gave him some character.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

I understand the irrational hatred thing, but for some reason Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it. (of course if I ever find out that he is really as much of a douche as his face makes him look, then my jerkface racism will be permanently cemented)

Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

who else has jerkface? dane cook?

bnw, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, but they have the same species of jerkface, and there's an entire taxonomy out there imo

Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

I was going to start posting pics of, like, Devendra Banhart and 50 Cent, but I'm regretting this. The whole point of that first post was that I was wrong to feel these negative feelings towards these poor guys.

Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it.

I try to remember this, but I think I have internal jerkface. I can't turn my jerkface into a heart.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

jerkface is trying to tell u something - do not ignore

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

jerkface is usually otm cf. tucker max

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes non dbags can have accidental jerkface, like in photos where they're trying to smile while eating

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

omar, your level of conviction that this actor would be shitty to date/marry actually sorta makes it sound like you used to be involved with him or something. I mean, geez, we don't know these people or anything.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

(that said, Alanis does kinda seem like she'd be fun to date))

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think i was saying that...

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

I would agree entirely. Her turn on Weeds has convinced me that she would be pretty cool to hang out with.

Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

I know a girl in her early 20s who has Ryan Reynolds magazine covers and photos taped to her bedroom door.

Can we talk more about the aesthetic appeal/appallingness of jerkface. What is it exactly? Is it like pornography: you can't define it but you know it when you see it?

Cunga, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

Basically the negative aspects of it are invisible to chicks, afaict

Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sorry but this guy is hot and I don't care how clich-gay that makes me sound.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

People mistake Mr. Kate for RR all the time. He used to get mistaken for Jason Lee.

kate78, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

he is hot, and everyone hating on him is just a frustrated weirdo probably

farting irl (cankles), Thursday, 26 November 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

he looks like a hot cartoon character. like amanda conner drew him or something.

A B C, Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

I hate on this dude because he keeps being cast in things where he is supposed to be funny, because he as a person is supposed to be shorthand for funny, but I do not actually laugh at him at all.

mh, Thursday, 26 November 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-separated-divorce/

TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated and plan to divorce.

Heterosexual Men react:

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Cunga, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lpChYWtHRW8/0.jpg

buzza, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

that photo looks weird - like her face is morphing into Kiera Knightley's somehow.

Kim, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Win an Oscar for the Blind Side, husband caught fucking nazi fetish models. Become people's sexiest man alive as a blatant promotion for green lantern, get dumped by scarjo

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

the cosmic ballet goes on

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

i was pretty disappointed ryan reynolds didnt become people's sexiest man alive for nobler reasons

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

is nothing sexy sacred?

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

haha

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-separated-divorce/

TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated and plan to divorce.

Homosexual Men react:

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benanas foster (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

So I've never seen Ryan Reynolds before but I just watched 'The Nines' and he is exactly Tamsin Greig in the second part! It's uncanny!

kinder, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

i'd never heard of this person till the other day when he appeared on a television in a film with isla fisher and now he seems to be everywhere

colby, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 09:21 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

famous people score with each other and crazy hot broads who end up with shitty dudes are usually shitty themselves.

^^ love it

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Friday, 5 August 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

nine years pass...

He was a clue on Jeopardy today, totally forgot he got his start on Two Guys, A Girl & A Pizza Place.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 November 2020 22:27 (four years ago)

he looks odd to me, like one of those “this person does not exist” things

brimstead, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 01:51 (four years ago)


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