Worst human being in the world?
Discus
― Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)
i don't like him either, but he was in my 2nd favorite X-Files episode ever-- season 3's 'Syzygy'.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
(my first favorite is 'The Post-Modern Prometheus,' of course)
the dude who directed 'the nines' talks abt reynolds on the commentary and makes him sound like an ok guy--turned the director on to the liars!
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
or rather 'liars' doi
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
married to scarlett johanson
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
ok dude. solid performances in dumb movies, beats the hell out of dane cook
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
Miscast in Adventureland, but nice try.
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
"marijuana... but WHY?" = classic
― Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
Really, about the only way "Blade Trinity" could have been worse would have been if they'd had Dane Cook instead of Ryan Reynolds.
― I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
you mean perfectly cast in Adventureland!
― Simon H., Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
beats the hell out of dane cook
But who doesn't...?
― Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
i like how in Waiting he plays his usual clever slick-talking ladies' man stock character and every other character eventually decides he's horrible and they hate him. i don't really have a problem with dude, though, the world needs a new Kilmer-circa-Real-Genius type dude.
― shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
well, the question was 'is he the worst human being?'. i give you .... dane cook
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://webs.ono.com/sodomie/132-definitely,.maybe.2008-.jpg
This seems like my idea of hell.
― Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
He was tentative and couldn't fill an unwritten part except by grinning shyly a lot.
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
Nicole, I can go one better:
http://i29.tinypic.com/1568ui0.jpg
― I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
Definitely, Maybe was HORRIBLE. God. SO bad.
But RR isn't the worst - Dane Cook is clearly worse, although his character in Waiting was better than RR's.
― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" .... Berg (81 episodes, 1998-2001)
how the fuck did that happen
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
3 27-episode seasons? Seems ridiculously high, though.
― I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
Haha I was actually about to say, I think his mail thing has been to blow a billion miles past Jerry O'Connell in that whole field of the average-seeming-boyish-guy role -- you know, some comedy, some romance, except unlike O'Connell is not somehow creepy and can actually have a lead in a real movie.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
it was on 4 seasons, the first year it was a mid-season replacement.
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― shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
I mean sometimes I think he seems really bland/boring and then I realize that that's kind of his niche, right? Which it seems like he's really good at.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
well i know technically how it happened, by i mean why did god allow this
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
I kind of love Jerry O'Connell's smarmy creepiness. Or creepy smarminess.
― Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
never really liked him but he has strangely grown on me - mostly because of his performance in adventureland, a movie in which he was very well cast
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
way prefer him as quiet poser than cool guy van winkle
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
(I'm basically confused by how Jerry O'Connell has stayed relevant and working and up on whatever list he's considered to be on, so I forgive him any smarminess: at this point the smarminess is probably saying "that's right, the fat kid from your favorite movie when you were 10 is married to Rebecca Romijn, so you can bite me.")
― nabisco, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
but you have to admit, he's incredibly relevant
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
ryan reynolds seems like a pretty nice dude
― Domm P))) (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
he said shyly
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
matt blushed and turned away from his computer screen
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
giggling uncontrollably
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
He probably is a nice guy, but this is an irrational hatred I am talking about here. Sorry if this seems too k8 or anything.
― Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
It's ok. I have an irrational hatred of John Lithgow that nobody seems to understand. At least some people agree with yours.
― i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
would pay money to see ryan reynolds beat the hell out of dane cook tbh
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
would pay money to see ryan reynolds any random person beat the hell out of dane cook tbh
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
ws the bearded version but naked-face reynolds gives the the creeps? i dunno
― roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
He was awful in Blade III, but he did deliver the line "cock-juggling thundercunt" with a surprising degree of sincerity.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
Wow.
― i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
To be fair, he's not the only reason why Blade III sucked.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ very true
― I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/11/25/ryan-reynolds-the-actor-we-are-most-thankful-for-in-2009/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+mtvmoviesblog+(MTV+Movies+Blog)&utm_content=Twitter
I really hope this is a joke.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
making the biggest rom-com in histor
haha waht
― Gimme That Christian Side-hug, that Christian Side-hug (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
The Mother Of All Rom-Coms
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
The Rom-Com To End All Rom-Coms
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
A Really Big Fuckin' Rom-Com
Soon after the end of his relationship with Morissette, Reynolds began dating actress Scarlett Johansson[9] and the couple announced their engagement on May 5, 2008.[10] They married on September 27, 2008, in a ceremony near Tofino, British Columbia.[11]
never knew this until this thread ;_; now i hate the dude, just like death cab guy for being really shitty and yet still scoring crazy hot broads
― liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
famous people score with each other and crazy hot broads who end up with shitty dudes are usually shitty themselves.
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i know but
― liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj303/Thatairsoftkid/HatersGonnaHate.jpg
― bnw, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
is alanis crazy hot broad?
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
this guy is alright - that movie where he was a fat kid in love w/amy smart was pretty fun
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
he'll always be billy from fifteen to me
― andrew m., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
I only just recently realized that he was the kid from Fifteen! He should've stayed roly-poly and a little awkward. It gave him some character.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
I understand the irrational hatred thing, but for some reason Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it. (of course if I ever find out that he is really as much of a douche as his face makes him look, then my jerkface racism will be permanently cemented)
― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
who else has jerkface? dane cook?
― bnw, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, but they have the same species of jerkface, and there's an entire taxonomy out there imo
― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
I was going to start posting pics of, like, Devendra Banhart and 50 Cent, but I'm regretting this. The whole point of that first post was that I was wrong to feel these negative feelings towards these poor guys.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it.
I try to remember this, but I think I have internal jerkface. I can't turn my jerkface into a heart.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
jerkface is trying to tell u something - do not ignore
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
jerkface is usually otm cf. tucker max
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
sometimes non dbags can have accidental jerkface, like in photos where they're trying to smile while eating
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
omar, your level of conviction that this actor would be shitty to date/marry actually sorta makes it sound like you used to be involved with him or something. I mean, geez, we don't know these people or anything.
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
(that said, Alanis does kinda seem like she'd be fun to date))
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think i was saying that...
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
I would agree entirely. Her turn on Weeds has convinced me that she would be pretty cool to hang out with.
― Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
I know a girl in her early 20s who has Ryan Reynolds magazine covers and photos taped to her bedroom door.
Can we talk more about the aesthetic appeal/appallingness of jerkface. What is it exactly? Is it like pornography: you can't define it but you know it when you see it?
― Cunga, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
Basically the negative aspects of it are invisible to chicks, afaict
― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sorry but this guy is hot and I don't care how clich-gay that makes me sound.
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
People mistake Mr. Kate for RR all the time. He used to get mistaken for Jason Lee.
― kate78, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
he is hot, and everyone hating on him is just a frustrated weirdo probably
― farting irl (cankles), Thursday, 26 November 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
he looks like a hot cartoon character. like amanda conner drew him or something.
― A B C, Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
I hate on this dude because he keeps being cast in things where he is supposed to be funny, because he as a person is supposed to be shorthand for funny, but I do not actually laugh at him at all.
― mh, Thursday, 26 November 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-separated-divorce/
TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated and plan to divorce.
Heterosexual Men react:
http://i54.tinypic.com/dnht0y.gif
― Cunga, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lpChYWtHRW8/0.jpg
― buzza, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
that photo looks weird - like her face is morphing into Kiera Knightley's somehow.
― Kim, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
Win an Oscar for the Blind Side, husband caught fucking nazi fetish models. Become people's sexiest man alive as a blatant promotion for green lantern, get dumped by scarjo
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
the cosmic ballet goes on
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
i was pretty disappointed ryan reynolds didnt become people's sexiest man alive for nobler reasons
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
is nothing sexy sacred?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
Homosexual Men react:
http://www.flaglady43.com/dancing-1-1.gif
― benanas foster (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
So I've never seen Ryan Reynolds before but I just watched 'The Nines' and he is exactly Tamsin Greig in the second part! It's uncanny!
― kinder, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago)
i'd never heard of this person till the other day when he appeared on a television in a film with isla fisher and now he seems to be everywhere
― colby, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 09:21 (thirteen years ago)
^^ love it
― orinoco flowbee (get bent), Friday, 5 August 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
https://news.sky.com/story/wrexham-ryan-reynolds-and-rob-mcelhenney-poised-to-take-over-welsh-football-club-after-fans-give-blessing-12134040
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 22:13 (four years ago)
He was a clue on Jeopardy today, totally forgot he got his start on Two Guys, A Girl & A Pizza Place.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 November 2020 22:27 (four years ago)
he looks odd to me, like one of those “this person does not exist” things
― brimstead, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 01:51 (four years ago)