My irrational hatred of Ryan Reynolds

Worst human being in the world?

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i don't like him either, but he was in my 2nd favorite X-Files episode ever-- season 3's 'Syzygy'.

(my first favorite is 'The Post-Modern Prometheus,' of course)

the dude who directed 'the nines' talks abt reynolds on the commentary and makes him sound like an ok guy--turned the director on to the liars!

or rather 'liars' doi

married to scarlett johanson

ok dude. solid performances in dumb movies, beats the hell out of dane cook

Miscast in Adventureland, but nice try.

"marijuana... but WHY?" = classic

Really, about the only way "Blade Trinity" could have been worse would have been if they'd had Dane Cook instead of Ryan Reynolds.

you mean perfectly cast in Adventureland!

beats the hell out of dane cook

But who doesn't...?

i like how in Waiting he plays his usual clever slick-talking ladies' man stock character and every other character eventually decides he's horrible and they hate him. i don't really have a problem with dude, though, the world needs a new Kilmer-circa-Real-Genius type dude.

well, the question was 'is he the worst human being?'. i give you .... dane cook

http://webs.ono.com/sodomie/132-definitely,.maybe.2008-.jpg

This seems like my idea of hell.

you mean perfectly cast in Adventureland!

He was tentative and couldn't fill an unwritten part except by grinning shyly a lot.

Nicole, I can go one better:

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Definitely, Maybe was HORRIBLE. God. SO bad.

But RR isn't the worst - Dane Cook is clearly worse, although his character in Waiting was better than RR's.

"Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" .... Berg (81 episodes, 1998-2001)

how the fuck did that happen

3 27-episode seasons? Seems ridiculously high, though.

Haha I was actually about to say, I think his mail thing has been to blow a billion miles past Jerry O'Connell in that whole field of the average-seeming-boyish-guy role -- you know, some comedy, some romance, except unlike O'Connell is not somehow creepy and can actually have a lead in a real movie.

it was on 4 seasons, the first year it was a mid-season replacement.

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I mean sometimes I think he seems really bland/boring and then I realize that that's kind of his niche, right? Which it seems like he's really good at.

well i know technically how it happened, by i mean why did god allow this

I kind of love Jerry O'Connell's smarmy creepiness. Or creepy smarminess.

never really liked him but he has strangely grown on me - mostly because of his performance in adventureland, a movie in which he was very well cast

way prefer him as quiet poser than cool guy van winkle

(I'm basically confused by how Jerry O'Connell has stayed relevant and working and up on whatever list he's considered to be on, so I forgive him any smarminess: at this point the smarminess is probably saying "that's right, the fat kid from your favorite movie when you were 10 is married to Rebecca Romijn, so you can bite me.")

but you have to admit, he's incredibly relevant

ryan reynolds seems like a pretty nice dude

he said shyly

matt blushed and turned away from his computer screen

giggling uncontrollably

He probably is a nice guy, but this is an irrational hatred I am talking about here. Sorry if this seems too k8 or anything.

It's ok. I have an irrational hatred of John Lithgow that nobody seems to understand. At least some people agree with yours.

beats the hell out of dane cook

would pay money to see ryan reynolds beat the hell out of dane cook tbh

would pay money to see ryan reynolds any random person beat the hell out of dane cook tbh

ws the bearded version but naked-face reynolds gives the the creeps? i dunno

He was awful in Blade III, but he did deliver the line "cock-juggling thundercunt" with a surprising degree of sincerity.

Wow.

To be fair, he's not the only reason why Blade III sucked.

^^^ very true

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/11/25/ryan-reynolds-the-actor-we-are-most-thankful-for-in-2009/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+mtvmoviesblog+(MTV+Movies+Blog)&utm_content=Twitter

I really hope this is a joke.

making the biggest rom-com in histor

haha waht

The Mother Of All Rom-Coms

The Rom-Com To End All Rom-Coms

A Really Big Fuckin' Rom-Com

Soon after the end of his relationship with Morissette, Reynolds began dating actress Scarlett Johansson[9] and the couple announced their engagement on May 5, 2008.[10] They married on September 27, 2008, in a ceremony near Tofino, British Columbia.[11]

never knew this until this thread ;_; now i hate the dude, just like death cab guy for being really shitty and yet still scoring crazy hot broads

famous people score with each other and crazy hot broads who end up with shitty dudes are usually shitty themselves.

yeah i know but

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj303/Thatairsoftkid/HatersGonnaHate.jpg

is alanis crazy hot broad?

this guy is alright - that movie where he was a fat kid in love w/amy smart was pretty fun

he'll always be billy from fifteen to me

I only just recently realized that he was the kid from Fifteen! He should've stayed roly-poly and a little awkward. It gave him some character.

I understand the irrational hatred thing, but for some reason Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it. (of course if I ever find out that he is really as much of a douche as his face makes him look, then my jerkface racism will be permanently cemented)

who else has jerkface? dane cook?

yeah, but they have the same species of jerkface, and there's an entire taxonomy out there imo

I was going to start posting pics of, like, Devendra Banhart and 50 Cent, but I'm regretting this. The whole point of that first post was that I was wrong to feel these negative feelings towards these poor guys.

Ryan Reynolds has become a reminder for me that I shouldn't discriminate against guys who have jerkface, 'cause they were born that way and they can't help it.

I try to remember this, but I think I have internal jerkface. I can't turn my jerkface into a heart.

jerkface is trying to tell u something - do not ignore

jerkface is usually otm cf. tucker max

sometimes non dbags can have accidental jerkface, like in photos where they're trying to smile while eating

omar, your level of conviction that this actor would be shitty to date/marry actually sorta makes it sound like you used to be involved with him or something. I mean, geez, we don't know these people or anything.

(that said, Alanis does kinda seem like she'd be fun to date))

i don't think i was saying that...

I would agree entirely. Her turn on Weeds has convinced me that she would be pretty cool to hang out with.

I know a girl in her early 20s who has Ryan Reynolds magazine covers and photos taped to her bedroom door.

Can we talk more about the aesthetic appeal/appallingness of jerkface. What is it exactly? Is it like pornography: you can't define it but you know it when you see it?

Basically the negative aspects of it are invisible to chicks, afaict

I'm sorry but this guy is hot and I don't care how clich-gay that makes me sound.

People mistake Mr. Kate for RR all the time. He used to get mistaken for Jason Lee.

he is hot, and everyone hating on him is just a frustrated weirdo probably

he looks like a hot cartoon character. like amanda conner drew him or something.

I hate on this dude because he keeps being cast in things where he is supposed to be funny, because he as a person is supposed to be shorthand for funny, but I do not actually laugh at him at all.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-separated-divorce/

TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated and plan to divorce.

Heterosexual Men react:

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http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lpChYWtHRW8/0.jpg

that photo looks weird - like her face is morphing into Kiera Knightley's somehow.

Win an Oscar for the Blind Side, husband caught fucking nazi fetish models. Become people's sexiest man alive as a blatant promotion for green lantern, get dumped by scarjo

the cosmic ballet goes on

i was pretty disappointed ryan reynolds didnt become people's sexiest man alive for nobler reasons

is nothing sexy sacred?

haha

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-separated-divorce/

TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated and plan to divorce.

Homosexual Men react:

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So I've never seen Ryan Reynolds before but I just watched 'The Nines' and he is exactly Tamsin Greig in the second part! It's uncanny!

i'd never heard of this person till the other day when he appeared on a television in a film with isla fisher and now he seems to be everywhere

famous people score with each other and crazy hot broads who end up with shitty dudes are usually shitty themselves.

^^ love it

https://news.sky.com/story/wrexham-ryan-reynolds-and-rob-mcelhenney-poised-to-take-over-welsh-football-club-after-fans-give-blessing-12134040

He was a clue on Jeopardy today, totally forgot he got his start on Two Guys, A Girl & A Pizza Place.

he looks odd to me, like one of those “this person does not exist” things