defend the indefensible: soul patches

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is it possible to have a soul patch and not look like a douchebag? you have three guesses, and the first two don't count.

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Saturday, 9 May 2009 09:18 (sixteen years ago)

Ted Nugent has a soul patch, what more evidence do you need to prove SP = DB?

snoball, Saturday, 9 May 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

So did Dizzy Gillespie which more than negates Nugent's facial crimes.

featuring Strawberry and the Shortcakes (Billy Dods), Saturday, 9 May 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

I was discussing the grossness of soul patches last night, and the even grosser term 'flavour saver' !

Sadly, sometimes my dad has one :(

salsa shark, Saturday, 9 May 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

I thought 'flavor saver' was teh mustache.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 9 May 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

Soul Patch. Facial Hair with A Message. A Message that says: 'I don't want to get laid. Ever.'

warmsherry, Saturday, 9 May 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/142418/qa.jpg

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 9 May 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, I'm not sure that counts, but still.

Alba, Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/31/318151m.jpg
http://interact2attract.com/pic/mystery.png

warmsherry, Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

Is there anything less attractive than a neckbeard?

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)

While we're on the subject, what about the CHINSTRAP.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.birdsasart.com/Chinstrap%20Penguin%20head%20portrait.jpg
Like this but on a dude. Who's not a penguin.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Y

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Saturday, 9 May 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

between the nuge and puas i think we've found something truly indefensible!

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

I thought 'flavor saver' was teh mustache.

I think it would depend on the angle of the man's face.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/17004/Howie_20Mandel_20Photo.jpg

Mulvaney, Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

NO DEAL

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 10 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/85914368_1e30934f5b.jpg?v=0

earlnash, Sunday, 10 May 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

i want to say i did the soul patch for a short time in high school, but i could be imagining it

weird al canklevic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 May 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

Also:

http://www.twowordheap.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/soul-patch.jpg

weird al canklevic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 May 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

TBH my personal pref means I'd be much happier with one of these than a mo or full beard. Beards just... what the hell is with young guys and beards at the moment? THEY MAKE YOU LOOK TEN YEARS OLDER GUYS.

Esp terrible on skinny pasty pale guy who is perhaps trying to man himself up a bit, but has patchy, teenage fluff face. Ugh sorry no.

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Sunday, 10 May 2009 08:04 (sixteen years ago)

beards can work if they're properly groomed. i don't get the bushy mountain man beards that swallow up half your face.

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 10 May 2009 08:07 (sixteen years ago)


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