"Sometimes I want to murder all three of you so bad that it's the only thing I can think about. For days at a time."
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
"What's the deal with slap bass?"
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)
"Oh fuck, Newman, you fucking cunt. Just fuck right off Newman."
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
"Look, I LIKE balsamic vinegar, okay?"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)
"Seriously Cosmo if you dont get out of my fridge Im going to get George to fuck you in the ass in your sleep. You know he'll do it."
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)
"Indie rock sucks! Learn to sing, you nasal fuck!"
― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:07 (seventeen years ago)
"You know how people keep saying this show is funny but every time you watch it you end up changing the channel after five minutes? What's up with that?"
― dog latin, Friday, 15 May 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass."
― velko, Friday, 15 May 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
"More soup for you!!!!!!" <-- play on the popular Soup Nazi "No soup for you!!!!!!" catch phrase
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Friday, 15 May 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)
"You split up your apartment again, Seinfeld? I should call you Jerry Mander. Jerrymander! Hey, look everyone, let's call this guy Jerrymander!"
― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Friday, 15 May 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)
"Why do you only have pink razors? I can't shave with a pink razor!"
― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Friday, 15 May 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)
"Abbott!!!!!!!"
― M.V., Friday, 15 May 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)