I have seen a vision of hell in a freezer

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Chocolate-flavored french fries.

Oh, dear Lord.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New disgusting answers!

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Circa 1990, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle brand apple pizzas. Yum.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember in a Japanese movie a passing reference to a curry- flavored pizza. *shudder*

― j.lu, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Des cornichons au chocolate

― cuba libre (nathalie), Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Christine, are you sure this wasn't some promo thing for Shaggy in Scooby-Doo? Sounds like something he would eat. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, it wasn't.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and like you don't dip your french fries into your sundae every time you eat at Maccas?

― Queen G of the 7th Ass, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Frostillicus!

― Andrew L, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Even worse culinary development(as reported in the Metro this morning): American beer flavoured crisps. I cannot imagine anything grimmer than opening a packet of wuvvly Seabrooks to discover some evil sod had dusted them with freeze dried Budweiser.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what about that initiative sometime in the nineties to get kiddies to eat vegetables by putting toffee flavoured cauliflower and chocolate flavoured carrots etc on the market.

i had an apple danish flavoured rice cake this morning but it felt all wrong.

― nickie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember in a Japanese movie a passing reference to a curry- flavored pizza. *shudder*

My friends in Walthamstow were recently delighted to receive through their letterbox a menu from a pizza delivery firm that sold ONLY curried pizzas. They do all different sorts, from Deep Pan Chicken Tikka to Prawn Balti Calzoni - well, you get the idea. Actually, there was a little 'Classic Italian' section hidden away, like the 'English' menu in a Indian restaurant.

― N., Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In strange Europa Foods on Trafalgar Square (where co-worker M___ keeps bumping into scary sort of ex gf) they sell APPLE CRISPS which I am scared of. They also sell HUGE slabs of G+B MAYA GOLD chocolate hooray! Holland & Barrett sells the MINI bars but they are a big rub- fest. Crisps should be of POTATO, not apples. I can accept plantain crisps but I do not call them REAL crisps by any stretch of the imagination. They are a variation on the theme of snack product. Apple crisps though sound BLECH.

― Sarah, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well Pret's vegetable crisps are OK. I sometimes eat them and kid myself that they are dead healthy. The worrying thing is they use 'seasonal vegetables' so you never know what will be in there. I have never seen pea crisps though. Or sprout crisps.

― Emma, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Only root vegetables are allowed, tho they are all grim in crisp form apart from the noble potato.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Radish crisps might be quite nice tho.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pret vegetable crisps are delicious and nutritious. Especially the parsnip ones num.

― N., Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Parsnip crisps are too sweet.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Quite right RickyT, they should not be allowed into a foil packet dusted with salt for they are too sickly sweet. What are the purply ones? Are they beetroot? Or those new / old carrots maybe?

I think I will have to go to Pret for lunch today now.

― Emma, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They are beetroot and they should be shunned.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed. I am starting to think you are right about the potato being the only root vegetable that should be crispified.

― Emma, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

king of crisps!!

― mark s, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do sweet potatoes count as potatoes? There are lovely Sweet Potato chips available in The Human Be-In (appallingly named bar-cafe by Edinburgh uni.).

― alext, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good grief it sounds repulsive! Both the name, and the snack product. Urgh. I feel really not at all well today and might have to send co- worker M___ out to get me some crisps.

― Sarah, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sweet potato chips are lovely as are Pret's vegetable ones. The beetroot ones are my favourites too.

― Anna, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Today, everyone whose name begins with A has gone mad.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We're not mad, Aricky, it's a strange and beautiful sweet potato cult. Come, join us. It's better over here.

― Anna, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Reference to a curry flavoured pizza

These are marvellous things, simply substitute your curry paste of choice for the more trad tomato paste and Bob's your uncle (particularly if yu bake some cumin into the dough).

― Matt, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it compulsory to fancy Cheryl Baker over there, like mad Alang does?

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yum yum pass me the turnip crisps.

― AN., Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No Acheryl Baker is not compulsory. You are free to choose your lust objects, like AN's thing for Anicole Kidman. We then recruit them. It's dead easy and rather fun.

― Anna, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well i too love the Pret vegetable crisps. however when m&S had a range of similar crisps a few years ago they really were too sickly sweet as not only did they add salt (num) they added flippin GLUCOSE! i mean, what's the deal with that! i would like to try turnip crisps and sweet potato crisps and maybe even TARO crisps! they're not odd they're just DIFFERENT o snack rockist RickyT!

― Akatie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wahey, the sweet potato cult is taking off! My life's dreams are realised!

― Anna, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They are actually OK but do NOT buy them thinking you will get a crisp product. An unhealthy way of getting yr vegetables, yes! LOVELY CRISPS = no! It shall be SQUARES for me today, tasty good.

Soon, I say, soon, I shall go on a London Seabrooks Crisps buying hunt!

― Sarah, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not a snack rockist! I wuv my Wotsits as much as the next man.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i shall snigger at RickyT's last comment before anyone else does!

― katie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

evidence for my madness: fancying cheryl baker BY PROXY(!).

Not enough. I fear my signing up to a certain sort of website has led to attributions of madness, leading to shunning, and eventual ritual murder. i do hope this is not the case.

― AAlan T, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SQUARES = NUM! They are the ARDKORE of the crisp world & ... >> than yer Dido-equivalent fried non potato vegetable I'm-not-even-gonna-call-them-crisps-from-now-on-they're-so- grim THINGS!

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucknuts, my therefore symbol didn't work.

― RickyT, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Square crisps made me happy yesterday. I shall now go and choose from the wide variety of obscure seabrooks flavours available in the vending machines in these parts.

― Graham, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(How many packs should I stock up with before I leave? mmm)

― Graham, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would suggest you call the Ghostbusters.

― Richard Jones, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have given in to mini hula-hoops. they are in cube shaped bags = they rock! (Also, is that Amy Lamé in the ads/on the bags?)

― Alan T, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, 'tis indeed Amy. She makes an absolute fortune because she's signed up with Ugly, the agency who send 'quirky' people to various jobs.

― suzy, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hell.

Freezer.

Geddit?

(Fetch me the number of this Ugly agency now. I can pull a wacky face better than the bloke who used to wear a plastic wig in Scratchy & Co and now is a poor mans Tony Hart/Mr Bennett all in one).

― Pete, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

marks and spencer used to do onion crisps, actually made of onions, rather than potatos flavoured with onion. They were nice but the breath afterwards was powerful in the extreme.

― chris, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will never tick the "Send mail to me when someone replies" option ever again.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My sister & I put our fox terrier dog in our family's big freezer for a few days when it died because our parents were away and we didn't want to bury it's body without them.

― haloist, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

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