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By popular request! Give your hints! Mind you, I don't want any, so if you could also throw in suggestions on how NOT to pull, particularly pulling psychos, I'd appreciate that.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this a request on how to masturbate? You've joined the ranks at last!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pulling, to me, involves a sort of trickery & dishonesty that I doubt will get you anything substantial. Because, of course, honesty rarely gets anyone anywhere when it comes to the pull. It's a bad proposition, either way - you can be honest and forthright, and bore to fucking death. Or, you can bend over backwards and be a yes- person, and lie to fucking death. (The latter strategy would work best for one-off pulls, I'd imagine.)

Then again, I'm a bitter, miserable misanthrope. So fuck off, already.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gentlemen: do yourselves a favor and do not talk about your exes when trying to pull girls. Talking about how awful the women you have been with are and how much you hate women and how women fuck you over all the time isn't really a good way to flatter a woman.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Baby, my last lover was a real shitbox, so come on and show me what a woman can do . I'm hungry for excitement in the loins. " Mark Furhman 1997 L.A.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Women: if you do talk about your exes in an attempt not to pull, it will not work. If you talk about how great your last ex was then the male competitive instinct will be roused. If you go on about the awfulness of your ex then the male white knight instinct will be roused which is the worst instinct in the motherfucking book.

How did I pull? I bought her a drink, we talked, I asked her to dance, got her number, started dating and - the crucial part this - did not stop.

― Tom, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Women: EVEN SAYING YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND DOES NOT WORK. EVEN SHOWING UP WITH SAID BOYFRIEND IN THE MEETING PLACE WHERE ATTEMPTED- PULLER IS MEETING WITH THE GROUP DOESN'T WORK. Men are animals. Either that or I only get the interest of psychos, which as I've said several times today is quite possible.

There is absolutely no way a woman can throw off the interest of a man short of shooting him.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Excruciating sexual humiliation might work.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

― Tom, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Has only worked for me once so far, and even with that I still hear things.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, Tom, I think men on the prowl are just like cockroaches - NOTHING can deter them. Not even having said boyfriend clean prowling boy's clock would work. NOTHING.

Though I seem to attract women of a similar nature. Hmm.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One way to get a man to not love a woman you love it to administer felatio to him so well that he questions his sexuality. Esp. on the dance floor.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One way to get a man to not love a woman you love it to administer felatio to him so well that he questions his sexuality.

One would also think that this is a way to get the woman you love to think you would rather love men. I mean, I know that some women are turned on by the idea of two men getting it on, but don't you wander innto left-field "Twin Peaks"-Land when one of the men then turns to the woman and says, "I just did that so he'd lose interest in you because I want you all to myself." Who would buy that line?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sure. why not

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>> No, Tom, I think men on the prowl are just like cockroaches - NOTHING can deter them. Not even having said boyfriend clean prowling boy's clock would work. NOTHING.

>> Though I seem to attract women of a similar nature. Hmm.

>> -- David Raposa (daver@popshots.org), August 01, 2001.

Which leads us to the (women's) eternal question: Why aren't they prowling after me? I know that in my case it's because I stand tall and walk with strength and semi-instinctively do other things security experts say to do to project that you are not to be victimized. (Mind you, this is probably why I attract lunatics; they more or less literally are the only people who don't pick up on that body language.)

Yet then when I'm trying to attract a man I relax my posture and smile and try to chat, and I still get the glazed eye. Each man is an individual, so I know better than to condemn the male gender as a class, but still...

― j-lu, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stephanie would be excited if my boyfriend cleaned someone's clock. She's been trying to get him to fight someone since she met him. "Don't you want to meet Brian? And PUNCH HIM?" "Don't you want to smack Fred off the roof?" "Hey, you should kick Jeremy!" Etc. Though if he punched the specific person I'm thinking of she'd probably get mad cos she has a crush on him. Figures. The one time it'd be useful.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hav eyour boyfreind be a terror-robo. It would be funier if I treid to get my girlfreind to attack people because she is quite tiny.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

J-Lu: I swear this came up before, but most men seem to be completely oblivious when it comes to sending / receiving signals. Either they can't tell when a woman actually wants them, or they overestimate a woman's intererst (or complete & total lack thereof).

Personally, I had that very problem (interpreting signals) when a woman came onto me at a bar so gangbusters that the gay guys I was hanging out with could tell. (Now, why was she hitting on me if I was hanging out with gay guys? Well, that's another question.)

Of course, she persisted, and turned out to be a complete nutjob. (We won't discuss my mental togetherness in this forum at this juncture.) I go to bars to see obscure bands & drink cider nowadays, and that's all. Fucking meat markets.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I tend to find that the less you want a boyfriend, the more men come and carry on all over you. I don't know what kind of thing is going on there, what signals are getting crossed, but it always happens. Look at me and my roommate. She came to NYC a bit depressed and lonely for her friends, and wanted to date someone, and had a hard time picking up on someone and is still having some difficulty. I had just gotten out (and in...and out...and in...etc) of a ridiculously stupid relationship and had no interest in seeing anyone at all and basically ended up with my pick of loads of guys (though the after effects are unfortunate because after deciding what you want THEY DON'T LEAVE YOU BE).

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Regarding Ally's interest/disinterest theorem:

Any fellas in the audience experience similar success / failure? When desperate, no play? When disinterested, mucho play? What about when seriously involved? I'd think that women, seeing someone with a guy, might think highly of a guy (more so than usual) because of his ability to "pull" a girl (assuming the girl isn't some sort of skanky ho bitch-ass mofo). (And assuming the guy isn't some skanky dumb shit-ass mofo.)

I think, with guys, interest only comes when seriously involved. Regardless of interest / disinterest, women know enough to stay away. (Unless women are obviously smart enough to know when a guy is feigning disinterest, which most guys are, since ALL guys are on the make 24-7-365.)

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I almost never have interest in "taken" guys. It seems like a pointless pursuit.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Given that I'm open to approaches from both sides, it's a bit more complicated but on the whole, yes, I get more (ie > an infinitesimal amount of) attention when I'm already spoken for. When I'm single (like now) no-one goes near me. Bugger.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My wife has a theory that states that men in relationships are more likely to be better-dressed and more attractive-looking than single men because they have someone with a vested interest in making sure they dress properly. Add to this the idea that a man who isn't out prowling gives off a completely different vibe froma a man who is and you might have the beginnings of an explanation why men in relationships appear more attractive than men on the hunt.

One could infer from this that the best way to pull someone is to pick a single friend of the sex you're interested in, dress as if you were a couple, then go out on the town as if you were together.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I generally don't ask women out cuz 1) I assume I'm too weird for them, as far as my interests/opinions. This isn't to say that there aren't weird women, or my interests are de facto weird-as-possible... I just think I'm outside whatever the mainstream might be, even the mainstream of weird. 2) I assume women are mostly like Ally, getting asked out unnecessarily all the time.

I used to assume I wasn't good-looking enough, but I got over that. I think I'm okay-looking...now I just assume women won't like my personality, and then maybe my looks also.

I think Ally should just say "Get lost." Have you done that yet, just "Get lost, get lost, get lost" repeatedly?

― Chris, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Ally should just say "Get lost." Have you done that yet, just "Get lost, get lost, get lost" repeatedly?

No, I'm really bad at being that nasty. As unbelievable as it seems.

Anyhow, I don't think that being "weird" or whatever in your opinions is a bad thing. In fact it can be good, really good. It'll make you much more memorable to girls, assuming said opinions are "All women should be shot" or something like that.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doubt that'll work. "Get lost" in real world = "playing hard-to-get" in Bizarro strange stalker guy world. Not that I'd know from first- hand experience. Of course. Um...

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We've literally had a conversation that goes like this:

Him: Do I make you uncomfortable?
Me: Yes!
Him: Oh. What can I do to fix that?
Me: I have no idea.
Him, like 3 minutes later: (insert trying to rub my back or kiss my hand or something here)

What am I meant to do, you know? It'll be alright, it's just weird to be nearly yelled at by a guy you barely know because you didn't call him while you were so sick you could barely speak.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, just shoot the fucker, then. Or kick him where the kids come from. That might work.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kick him in the vagina? What kind of places do you hang out in, Dave?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now, Dan, don't be obtuse. I was OBVIOUSLY talking about where the guy's 2 cents dribbles out from. Duh.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't kick people in the balls, that's just rude.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've seen girls use this line: "Well, I sort of have a boyfriend." Having missed this cue twice now, I have learned that "sort of" or "kind of" means she's thinking of ditching the guy, and you can still ask her out because it isn't all that serious.

As far as ditching psychos: I'd get deadly serious. Make sure you aren't acting cute or funny or charmed that he's coming onto you. If you can't be mean, then flat out ignore him.

― bnw, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chris Cook's post pretty exactly described my situation. I never go out & try & pick people up or any of that shit, I've just been lucky, some of the time. Now my run of luck is thru & I realise I'm gonna die alone. Cool! I'm just telling you this 'cause it's the nearest thing to an answer to this q. that I have.

― duane, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll try & come up with something more useful than that, OK - uh, umm, I'm trying to remember - yeah I don't know, the gurls that got w/ me, I probably said stuff like that to them. It's such a cliche but it seems to be true, acting like you don't care much seems to work pretty good. At least on the sort of people I could get along with.

― duane, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah really GIVIN OUT THE TRADE SECRETS today, aren't we.

― duane, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also, anyone who read that, what if I was talking to 'em & i totally genuinely DID NOT CARE - it's not a far fetched scenario - they'd think i was tryin to get w/ them! that would suck!
now i remember why i never used to respond to the sex-talk threads, jeez.

― duane, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Or kick him where the kids come from. "

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I was using the line "I sort of have a boyfriend" and "He's my kind of boyfriend" a couple months ago, which is probably what landed me in all the troubles I'm in now to begin with. Shoot me please someone.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't know how not to pull. everyone wants me. and very occasionally i want them too.

― lady die, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is very dangerous to use 'I have a boyfriend' as a deterrent if you don't as the vile would-be puller might return to his group of chums and tell them all and one of them might be the sex god of your dreams in which case you've fucked up. I don't know how men pull me. I think there is generally some alcohol involved.

― Emma, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I find the 'I have a boyfriend' line stops the girls right where they are. Mid-sentence, if I've interrupted them.

― He's Not Here, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TH best way to stop a come on is to say " I get nervous when I pee, and I pee when I'm in love. And I have three children."

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 4 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

i like how everyone basically ignored everything hanle y had to say in this thread ... which is prob. sensible.

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't ignore it and now I have three children.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha dude, that guy who I talked about all the way up there, the one with the "Do I make you uncomfortable thing?" The last time we had that conversation, he actually said, "You're uncomfortable because you're not ready for my love". It was like I was hanging out with Enrique Iglesias or something.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Did he have the wooly cap on?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish! I woulda totally done him then!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Either they can't tell when a woman actually wants them, or they overestimate a woman's intererst (or complete & total lack thereof).

One truly bizarro period in my life was when I was being stalked by a psychiatrist. You'd think that of all people he'd have been able to read my seriously negative inflections and body language. (I was too nice to tell him "You creep me out big-time, don't ever talk to me again.")

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw the thread title and assumed it was about masturbation fer blerks.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you want the 'lies you will take to the grave' thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was about pulling beer pumps.

I don't know, how do you pull?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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bring earplugs ally!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

she will love it, blount. anyone would, really.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i try not think about it, I probably just need to get over my massive ego

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

nicole is v otm abt this.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to do ok but now I genuinely don't want anyone, it's strange. I'll resort to executing silly little dances to put people off these days, unless I'm drunk (though if I 'm drunk enough I want anyone, obv)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

It is, again, time for this thread.

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

noooo!!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

you have to use embarassingly awful lines, then you wake up the next day doubly disgusted.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Learn some disco moves.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

1. You have to not care about pulling.
2. You have to throw embarassment to the wind and say the most ridiculous thing no matter how cheesy it sounds in your head.
3. You have to mean it.
4. Deep down.
5. Beneath the ironypit.
6. 'Cos gurlz can tell.
7. I dunno about boys. The time I pulled a boy we wuz both V.drunk. And he pulled me anyway.
8. You have to have good shoes.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Good shoes are indeed U&K.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you have to be aware enough to realise that they are actually trying to kiss you (if only on the cheek) as they're leaving and not just keep talking to them....oh and how about actually giving them your number/e-mail you idiot

(throws stuff at mirror)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

aww!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i still have the pronounced inability to pull, due to the whole self-conscious->self-loathing->self-hatred thing that tends to pop up in the process.

and now, this thread has depressed me even more. I shall go drink in the supply closet until I feel better.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You may or may not want to try this method. I was walking down Houston St. en route to meeting bnw at the Sunrise Cinema. This likely lad passed me on the street, then came back and said, very gregariously, "Hi, remember, we met at the Temple Bar." Very pushy, very isn't it great to see you again, so I am shamed into response, "Oh?," because I am embarrassed that I don't remember him. He's like, "Tom..." or whatever his name is, so I'm like oh, "Mary, hi..." But then I think to myself, what Temple Bar, I don't think I've ever been to a Temple Bar.... so I say confusedly, "Temple Bar...?" and which point he shrugs it of: "Oh Temple, you know, or one of those places..." At this point the gig is up and I attempt to make my exit. But he still engages in small talk, "So, what are you doing now? Do you want to get to get together after the movie?" And I'm like, "Oh, no, that's okay, well, I'll see you later...." and off he goes to foist his Temple schtick on other unsuspecting female pedestrians. This method is very good for the initial disarmerment tactic, though if your mark should realizes the deceit, the game is up.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

or this one -- "nice shoes. let's fuck!"

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

too indie.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

there's nothing indie about fucking

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm a sex rockist

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"yeah, I know it isn't actually any good, but check out the technique"

sex you can't dance to.

ten minute solos.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

my shoes are stinky :(

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary are you sure he wasn't part of Jews for Jesus?

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(throws stuff at mirror)

sigh, i think ive made all those mistakes. also, losing phone numbers thru not saving them properly on my new fangled mobile phone, thats my speciality.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

but...it wouldn't actually be too hard for her to find me....only she hasn't...oh well...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Temple Bar is a big WMWEDAW hangout.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Along these lines... if any of you were present at the Kelly Hogan Neko Case Carolyn Mark concert a few weeks ago and happen to know a pretty girl with an optimistic name... *hint*... tell her to call me?

*makes phone gesture with hand*

― Modj, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Jews for Jesus are usually in Union Square.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

White Men With Edgy, Diaphanous Ankle Watches.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Wrong group, Dan. Position already taken by the Orange-Clad Buddists.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Pulling happens like this. You go out and get drunk every Friday and Saturday night of your late teens and early twenties. Every now and then you will wake up on a Saturday or Sunday morning in bed with them. If this happens more than twice with the same person, you go out with them to the pub and introduce them to your mates/girlfriends. After a while when they've gone to the bar or bathroom, your friends will say: "So, you and [person] - anything going on?" And you say: "Kinda. Well, you know. Early days mate, early days."

This is the only way anyone has ever pulled anyone in the entire history of planet earth. Fact.

― DrunkenS, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread makes me think of toffee.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Every now and then you will wake up on a Saturday or Sunday morning in bed with them.

I have never slept with Saturday or Sunday morning. I imagine Sunday morning is one of those chicks who sleeps all day and never leaves your apartment.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

funny, makes me think of taffy.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

1. You have to not care about pulling.

...is the beginning and the end of it. Oh, and what DrunkenS said.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oops OTM, though pulled toffee sounds great and just might make you/us rich!!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you're not HELPING, people!

Sunday morning, praise the dawning
It's just a restless feeling by my side
Early dawning, Sunday morning
It's just the wasted years so close behind

Watch out, the world's behind you
There's always someone around you who will call
It's nothing at all

exACTLY! it's like all my prime pulling years have been wasted. WASTED, i tells ya! And guess what they've been wasted DOING?

These are your important years
you better make them last...

fuggit. i need another beer.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

some dude just linked me here , i don't know why. But i think this does have a lot to say about society. how come we have to be sick pervs? what ever happened to the good ole gentle hearted dudes/ chicks? how come everythings " hey, that's a nice jacket, wanna fuck? "well, married, taken, shit, that don't matter, cuz we horney now, god damn it" that's fuckin horse shit, i can't stand that shit. maybe that's why this ole boy always finishes last, i don't belong in this society

― ryan t hoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Blackout chat-up lines:

"Can I walk you home? I'm black, no one will bother you."

and

"You're under arrest. You're under arrest."

{Said while blaring flashlight in my fave.}

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

Come work at my company, it seems to be the only way one of my coworkers can pull at all!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Can I walk you home? I'm black, no one will bother you."

i gotta try this

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

step 1 get a life

step 2 get a job

step 3 get a gigantic gold car.

step 4 lose bitterness/neurosis

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Sit at home in the dark and eat microwave burritos in a mumu.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that worked for you too???

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Like metal filings to a supermagnet.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Come work at my company, it seems to be the only way one of my coworkers can pull at all!!

haven't you quit yet?

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah tomorrow is my last day.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations Ally!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My boss is delusional, btw, he seems to be under the impression--and has told quite a few other employees--that I am coming in on Monday and that I'm working weekends this month.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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