Lance in spay-ay-ayce!

i am thinking the man from the halifax ad.

PJ from BB3.

I thought this thread was about proto Dude, where's my car? Lance from Home & Away. Lance is a funny name, isn't it? Lance A Boyle har har har.

lance is a very manly name. no woman can resist a lance.

Bono would be nice. No more pontification, just....whoooosh!

JADE MUST GO... into space on a ship with no re-entry capability.

Lance makes me think of boils.

I don't hate anyone enough to send them into space at this moment in time. Though in 10 minutes I will be able to provide a long list.

[in ten minutes the International Emma-hata conspiracy unleashes the full force of Operation Really Annoy Her]

Hey here's an ORIGINAL joke: when he comes back, everyone dress up in ape suits!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA

Alang, N's going to tell you that saying that was really shitty now!

I am?

No, cos it weren't a "reading". Anyway, N, I've changed my mind about Dermot. I saw a BB Little Brother and he was fine. I based the smug thing purely on the Recovered trailer. which is awful.

That gag was on Metro's letters page Alan. This board has reached rock bottom.

Everyone in this office is now on the list. So are some members of my family, all bus drivers & conductors, most of the BB3 house and give me another 10 minutes and I'll have some more.

You mean:

http://alantrewartha.20m.com/bhitbot.jpg

Now I DO SEE!!!!!!!!

is that last pic, lance on his space holiday, staring contentendly into a martian sea?

i never knew his name was lance before. it is very exciting.

Nickie, did you post this first question?

Is Lance Bass' dream of becoming an astronaut falling into a black hole?

For months the 'N Sync singer has been proclaiming how badly he wants to land the last seat on the October "taxi mission" to the International Space Station.

But yesterday a Russian space agency official said the pop star is a galaxy away from joining the three-person Soyuz shuttle.

"We have received no requests from either him or his representatives, not to speak about signing any contracts," Russian Aerospace Agency spokesman Konstantin Kreidenko declared.

Bass' camp blasted the Russki position.

"That is inaccurate," David Krieff, whose Destiny Productions hopes to turn a Bass launch into a TV special, told us. "It is true that we have not finalized an agreement. But we are in negotiations and making progress."

Apparently, the diplomacy is tougher going than that little nuclear pact President Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin worked out. And you have to wonder if it's money that's anchoring Bass to earth. The Russians are reported to have charged past space tourists $20 million for a Soyuz seat.

Krieff wouldn't say how much the Russians were asking, only that "we have moved money into an escrow account." He also wouldn't say whether a TV deal was in place, but maintained, "We hope to have some good things to talk about at the press conference on Friday in Moscow."

Krieff confirmed that the 23-year-old Bass had passed his medical tests at Moscow's Institute of Biomedical Problems, clearing the way for training.

But again, the Russians weren't encouraging.

"Anyone has a right to undergo tests in the Institute of Biomedical Problems," said Kreidenko. "That doesn't mean that such person is considered to be a candidate for space flight."

Bass is due to appear before a state medical commission tomorrow to determine if he is physically fit to fly. He is competing for a spot against former NASA employee Lori Garver, who also passed her tests.

A Russian flight commander and a Belgian flight engineer are already booked on the mission. Space Agency spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said he doubted a space tourist would be given a place on the October flight, suggesting it might instead happen in 2003.

oh no! who's going to tell lance?

Dude, where's my rocket??

man i was hoping this thread was about lance from voltron!

now he was a hottie