How do I pull (girls)?

Isn't this the same question I just asked? I didn't gender specify.

Eh? thread topic hog? he can post what ever he likes! back off!

Christ, Mike, get a job or something! There should be no gender schism when it comes to important threads such as this. Now hush, you tart.

You're all assholes. That's why none of you can pull. At least not bootylicious girls like me. Mike is the biggest tart ever, that's why he harrasses me.

Gee, thanks, Ally. ;) I always considered myself a jackass, but, hey, I can be wrong.

You're all the tarts! tarty tartaliscious tarting tart-jobs! waaaaa! (runs crying home) Actually, I have a job. Isnt it cute?

Sorry ALly..when I posted it, I hadn't refreshed ILM and your thread wasn't up there yet. Moderators.............Delete!

In two easy steps:

1. Grab a girl's arm.
2. Pull.

It's that easy!

Don't apologize, I think it's hilarious. This is the best thread ever, reading it.

NO ONE CAN PULL ME, BOO-YAH.

What about Ramon?

Yeah, what ABOUT Ramon, Ms. Boo-yah?

(Dan, I think what you described earlier is more of a "yank", or a variation on the "clean jerk", rather than a "pull", per se. Please note that repeated "yanking" - or "pulling", as Dan erroneously calls it - leads to what laymen call a "drag", which means you're about one good club-swing away from pure Neanderthalism, which might be the best way to "pull" women, actually.)

NO ONE CAN PULL ME UNLESS THEY HAVE A RIDICULOUS NAME AND WEAR TIES WITHOUT BUSINESS SUITS, BOO-YAH.

I can't be the only one who wants (read: needs desperately) a serious answer to this question, can I?

We're discussing it all seriously and shit on the How do I pull (non- gender specified)? thread!

There is no serious answer, for the record. Everybody's different so doing the same thing for everyone won't work. There are a few things you don't do (like, for examples: tell people you're dating the girl without, you know, actually dating her; meet girl once and suddenly talk about her like you've known her for years and want to have a life with her; talk about exes and how bad women are in general), just cos no one seems to like them, understandibly. But the things you should do are fuzzy.

I mean, like, for some girls buying a drink is pretty much a good start. For me, I'm all about doing the "Will you buy me a drink? Oh, I didn't want to TALK to you. I just wanted a free drink" scene.

To pull? It's really a (subpar) state of mind, I think. Have you ever seen that _Sex in the 90s_ MTV special with those two Guidos? Built like shit brickhouses (with brains to match), working the mullets, covering themselves in tanning cream to look all beach-worn, spending 15 hours preparing for a club night out, working the 70s van angle, dangling chains & other stupid baubles, saying whatever they need to say to get in a girl's thong-tha-thong-thong-thong, lying through their capped teeth ("Yeah, I played for the Jets.")?

THAT, my friend, is pulling. I think the majority of us would better identify with the luckless loser that MTV pairs with those two dopes (to give him some "tips"). A sad state of affairs.

Again, though - I'm a misanthrope. Stop bugging my bitch ass.

Dave, I'm still back on "How to clean and jerk a girl". You have entertained me for HOURS.

how NOT to pull girls: don't buy them drinks.

how to be called "mini-me" by girls: stand next to the guy who refused to buy them drinks as, while their backs are to him, he points at them and drunkenly bellows, "i'm not buying you skanks drinks!" and then wait for them to turn around and mistakenly single you out as the culprit.

but i just noticed that this thread is called "how do i pull (girls?)" but still.

Fred, you forgot to add that when the girls turn and mistakenly glare at you, you're supposed to point at them and say, "Yes, YOU. Skanks." I mean, your chances are shot already, might as well get in some free abuse.

I'm really not a good person to ask how to pull girls, btw. I mean, I'm thinking about it now nonstop cos I don't feel like doing work, nor do I feel like discussing how men behave around primates with my mom who is trying to apply for a job as a primate nanny. So I'm thinking about this, and I'm like, huh. I'm a horrible person to ask. I mean, how'd my man pull me? By just showing up at my house with a mutual friend (while I was dating someone else), acting like an ass and telling me he'd like to see me kill myself, half-heartedly hitting on my friend, and then telling me everything I wore was crap and awful and that he hated me, and carrying on with this for several weeks until he could swoop in and do the understanding-knight-in-not- really-shining-armor thing when I got really pissed with mutual friend. So, basically, fronting and acting like an asshole around me until friends-situation was worked out pulled me. I don't think would work around non-insane women.

NO ONE CAN PULL ME UNLESS THEY HAVE A RIDICULOUS NAME AND WEAR TIES WITHOUT BUSINESS SUITS, BOO-YAH.

Blimey, I'm half way there.

I don't have a ridiculous name though. Damn my parents.

Well one way to not win I have learned is to walk up very deliberately and place your hands on her hips and say " I like this blobby area of you. Let us join in a ritual of funk"

ally, were you in a sorority in college? Just a simple question. You ever think about going for guys that have something going for them? Just a simple thought. Unless, of course, you like that steaming hunk of brainless man that looks at everything in a mini- skirt except for you.

*rolls eyes* Ten bucks says that my hunch is right, I might just ask DG for that IP address there. Regardless, if Ramon was that, I wouldn't be with him, sticking up for his honor for ten seconds in the face of blatant jealousy. He's got pretty much everything going for him, he's quite frankly the most perfect for me person I've ever met and - gawd am I saying this? - I am absolutely in love, the first time since I was with some English chap back in the day.

Stop vomiting, fuck all ya'alls.

Ugh. I am really annoyed. I am never drinking again cos normally I'd find that post funny. Then again I ran out of cigarettes and cna't afford more so maybe that's what's annoying me. Argh. Why isn't anyone besides Ned and Manon happy for me for fuck's sake?

is that girls, how do i pull -- what do you really mean, cos i pull myself daily - why do you need a girl to do it?

Yay Ally! *demonstrates happiness for Ally*

How do you pull girls? "Make her drunk, pop a few pills in her until she's unconscious... drag her to a hotelroom and fuck her brains out." No, that's not me talking but someone else. Guess who.

Camille Paglia?

i can tell you how men pull me. firstly, they have to have a nice smile. then they just have to ask me about myself, and act interested as i tell them how great i am. being witty helps too.

DON'T get full on with her. if you start telling her she's the greatest thing since sliced bread, she will go, "eww desperate". or she will go "eww he must think i'm an idiot to fall for that."

I am happy for anyone in love.

Exceptions: They're an ex and have fallen for someone before I do. They are someone I'm in love with and they aren't in love with me. They are in love with someone apalling and likely to bring them into my pubspace.

A quick check on my list of rules reveals that I too am happy for Ally.

Nope, Duane.

Thank you Sterling and Tom, you have made me so much happier :)

I hav'nt a clue really, to be honest there's really no right or wrong way in my opinion. The good looking ones are usually easier cause there less likely to have a chip on their shoulder, or have hang ups about their looks unless of course they are up themselves. Also they are less likely to "get lucky" cause most guys are afraid to approach them as the find them intimidating.

I usually start by introducing myself, and then go on to ask them about themselves, their work, hobbies, etc, etc, just keep them talking and listen to their every word. I never brag about myself or ramble on about myself. Chat up lines I never use I never understand guys who think corny lines can pull wemon.

My advice If you allways do what you've allways done you'll allways get what you've allways got, change your approach try something different, let me know how ye get on. Happy hunting guys !!

haha i'm back on ilx for a a couple hours before i leave on the rest of my holiday tomorrow and i see this thread revived! (btw i pulled (a girl) a couple nights ago so yay) (but things ended weirdly so not- so-yay) (i'll be quiet now)

I have no advice as I have no skill in this area unless I'm very drunk but I've got a book called "How To Be A Man" which contains good advice on this and many other subjects. You can get a copy too... http://www.duffyandsnellgrove.com.au/titles/howtobeaman.h tm