Bud Light Clamato

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blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

Nope.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

A real michelada is a work of beverage art. This is a travesty and an abomination.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

I tasted this once and almost vomited.

Oym a cripe... Oym a weer-dew... (circa1916), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

co-worker called it "refreshing...a good morning drink"

jergins, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

"certified color" sounds promising...........

harbl, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

so not gonna happen

when an old mousketeer leaves the crease (donna rouge), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

I've never had a michelada or clamato period. Seems like something I could get around to enjoying (I'm a Bloody Mary fiend, seem similar enough) but that Bud Light concoction was some heinous shit.

Oym a cripe... Oym a weer-dew... (circa1916), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Clam juice should not be for drinking!

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

I bought a tallboy of this stuff once to a byob gathering as a prank. Nobody would even touch the poptop.

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

this Imperial County dude I know who once drank water from the All-American canal likes this shit, or homemade stuff with Caguama and tomato juice, tequila, whatever. guy also puts mayonnaise in his ramen.

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

Oym a cripe... Oym a weer-dew... (circa1916), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

la combinacion perfecta

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

I did try Clamato tortilla chips once. They weren't bad!

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

lol some friend of mine (wish i could remember who) blew their veganism trying bud light clamato.

Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

I bet that stuff has a lot more mato than cla.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Don't really see why this is supposed to be gross. I would certainly drink beer while eating pasta with red clam sauce, so why not this?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

would you drink red clam sauce while eating pasta with beer

some people wait a lifetime for a momus like this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

or better, would you dump your beer on your pasta with red clam sauce

some people wait a lifetime for a momus like this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

what ever happened to b to the e the beerenergy one? we once played beirut w/ that ~not a good idea

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't seen Energia (the Clamato energy drink) in stores for a while BUT it had a cool can. It also sounds like 800x worse an idea than Clamato beer.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RApZfyDf9rQ/SaxJGK9z21I/AAAAAAAAAyg/KY5-WaJcZf8/s400/energia.jpg

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

In other 'new idiotic drinks' news: the illiterate malt liquor JOOSE which appears to be to Sparks what a moose is to a gazelle.

It had more alcohol and is like 50% bigger than Sparks, costs about the same and just looks fucking stupid:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f3/Joose_drink.JPG/449px-Joose_drink.JPG

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

"certified color"

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

would you dump your beer on your pasta with red clam sauce

I wouldn't dump beer on my lemon chicken but I like a shandy!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

This thread had made me decide to take the plunge and order a Caesar next time I'm at a bar. This means you'll probably hear my report after my birthday.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

i can barely even imagine drinking any sort of clamato or clam juice beverage. it seems like a drink from another time, like buttermilk or vermouth.

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

my best bro buys clamato like by the gallon, it's basically his favorite thing to drink. he says budlight clamato is "not as good as i'd hoped."

a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

is clam juice one of those things that comes out of your pores when you sweat because that would be horrible

harbl, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

still better than mountain dew tho

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Bud Light Catalano

hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

guy at the beer store tonight said, "hey, i got something for you to try." and then he brought over a budclamato can and i could not believe my eyes. so so wrong. i shuddered and paid for my 4 pack of maudite like a proper snob. i told maria and she said it sounded good to her. girls...

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

just drink a bloody mary ffs.

ian, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

or better, pour some vodka in your V8 for the morning commute.

ian, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

is there anything called hamato?

harbl, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

senator al cl'amato

harbl, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

Does clamato taste like v8 or is it actually also fishy tasting bcz ew.

chk chk BOOM! (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

i couldn't tell you, my taste buds and subsequently my memory were both wiped clean by this horror

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

imo it tastes like vomit, and i mean that in a sincere and serious way.

Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

'vomit' pretty much summed this up. ass drink.

dice in my pockets (csa), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

guy at the beer store tonight said, "hey, i got something for you to try." and then he brought over a budclamato can and i could not believe my eyes. so so wrong. i shuddered and paid for my 4 pack of maudite like a proper snob. i told maria and she said it sounded good to her. girls...

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:17 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maudite!

s1ocki, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

stuff always makes me think of

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Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

"i'll take the crab juice."

ian, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

I had the Bud-Clamato over the weekend and it wasn't bad.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

Ceasars are for breakfast - if you drink one at night it'll sober you up (IME). I've had clamato and it doesn't taste fishy to me... but I still wouldn't drink beer & clamato. I don't drink beer bombs either..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

*hangover breakfasts, that is

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

i drank this during one of the JJ and FB will drink it nights and it was so goddamn awful. references to tasting like vomit upthread are completely OTM, but like vomit after eating spoiled elementary cafeteria spaghetti.

unattainable panini (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

And yet you drank the ENTIRE THING, John. (Unless I'm thinking of some other night, where you drank an entire can of something else awful.)

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

I keep on reading this thread title as "Bud Light Cilantro," which would also be weird.

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

it tastes like you dipped a pizza in your beeer, that you had wiped your butt with

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

i had one of these at a work lunch basically on a mutual dare, and it really sucked. the dare business was probably a cover for people wanting to drink on a work lunch. why we didn't dare each other to a glass of scotch i can't figure out, in retrospect.

Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

I just invented the tuna juice martini like 20 seconds ago btw

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Hmm I guess I could drink Clamato and vodka, but Clamato and fucking BUD LIGHT?? I might as well be eating out someones ass.

my ghost ixi wants to read more books (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

I am going to one-up Bud on their sad, sad demographic pandering and make my own drink which has Bud Light, Clamato, the blood of Christ, tamarindo, and tears from these ladies:

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cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

the GF had one with her sister on their annual "sneak alcohol into a movie" night. They both said it was one of the worst things they've ever tasted, ever. she knew it was going to be bad but she didn't know until after that the secret ingredient is clam.

also, anyone rememember those "Clamato on Ice" commercials with the glass of Clamato iceskating around?

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

I had a Ceasar (ok actually I just poured some Boodles gin into a clamato but it was the only clear liquor I had around) and it is tasty! Clamato is pretty damn good, imo; I feel silly having been afraid of it all these years. It's refreshing and pleasant! Also I can see the appeal of a drink that is like a Bloody Mary but without all the work.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Friday, 20 November 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

bud chelada is delicious! so so good. bud lite version is horrible though, due to lack of body or something - clam taste announces itself in bad ways. reg bud version = i could drink many many, if it were not so salty. it is very salty.

this is making me wish i were not off the sauce.

contenderizer, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

to clarify:

http://nickeaton.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/budweiser-clamato-chelada.png

this guy right here :D

contenderizer, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Tom Ewing discovers a great truth.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

It's refreshing to know the guy behind these monstrosities ended this way:

According to friends, family members, and court documents, when the police came for him in February 2010, America’s last king of beer was holed up in his mansion, grievously addicted to drugs, gripped by paranoia, beset by hallucinations, and armed with hundreds of high-powered weapons, including several .50-caliber machine guns.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

I wrote earlier that I like BLL because it helps me shed the burden of sophistication. What I meant by that was, with a BLL in hand, I am free to say out loud that I like the singer Adele. And that I think high-end cheese makes for a boring topic of conversation. And that I can see the problem everyone has with Jonathan Safran Foer’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (shameless sentimentality), and that I didn’t really like that book all that much, but that I got weepy during its last 50 pages anyway. And why is this important? I know some writers who I think are hemmed in by their sense of sophistication, by the fact that they know they shouldn’t like Adele, or Foer, or Bud Light Lime, and who, as a consequence, write in a frightened, soul-stunted way

I'm willing to say 2/3 of these things (never read JSF) while drinking 12-year single malt or a hefeweisen.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

I had the Bud-Clamato over the weekend and it wasn't bad.

― Bill Magill

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)


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