my friend's in the new yorker caption contest

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go vote for her.

(if you feel like it, i mean.)

she's the one from knoxville.

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

hers is clearly the best.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

Seconded.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

voted. best by a long way anyway.

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U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

voted and twitter'd

correct answer is so obvious i suspect someone weakened the field as insurance

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

The contests always have one that's reasonably funny (your friend's), one that is really obvious and dumb, and one that doesn't even really function as a joke.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

your friend's is def. the best.

my g.f. keeps prodding me to enter something in this contest; we spend time every week imagining captions.

amateurist, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

also some of these cartoons are just magnificent without captions, truly surrealist. although some of them seem to be begging for a very particular type of joke, and those are less interesting.

amateurist, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

I submitted once and wasn't picked (I realized later I had ignored a key detail in the cartoon). Another time I had a great idea -- better, I thought, then the ones that did end up as finalists -- but waited too late to send it in. Ah well.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

Here is the one I missed out on:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2mqpz6a.jpg

My caption: "Marketing said the Jolly Roger 'wasn't jolly enough.'"

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

(Maybe it's too literal, come to think of it.)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

no i like it better than any of the other three!

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

Agree "not jolly enough roger" is way better. Those three are pretty terrible (esp last one)-- do you think this contest is sometimes a passive-aggressive way for NY'er to assert superiority over their readership?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

I enjoy that hypothesis! "See, this is why we get PROFESSIONALS to do this."

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

ha OTM

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

too soon for craigslist joek?

bnw, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

I am terrible at trying to come up with captions for these. Maybe a good start for any of them would be "Marketing called, they said __________."

Eazy, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not a fan of Lynch's transcendental meditatation advocacy, but TM sounds like a pretty good technique for producing cartoon captions.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe a good start for any of them would be "Marketing called, they said __________."

I know, right? It's such a New Yorker cartoon cliche, that sort of good-natured tweaking of corporate culture.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

and once again...

this time it's one of my in-laws. you can vote for him here, if you feel so inclined. (it's the one from knoxville, again. knoxville seems to perform well, at least in getting into the finals.) i also think it is actually the funniest line -- helped by the other two not being funny at all.

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

voted!

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

ha! your in-laws' caption is really good! "internet" isn't too bad either but not as funny as euro disney. voted.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

best one there.

is paul noth mr big from sex in the city, i ask?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

google says.....no

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

yay, he won. thx for your votes.

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

awesome!

ian, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption

my friend ben!

max, Monday, 26 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

My friend Roger Ebert!

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

haha! i like his!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

A Godfather parallel for most anything in life; a Seinfeld parallel for whatever's not covered by The Godfather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_4M1Tz_SdM&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1&safe=active

clemenza, Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)


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