Yahoo's "8 Toxic Personalities" - Which One Are You?

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lolz alliterative names

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Judgmental Jims: When you see things as cute and quirky, they see things as strange and unattractive. If you find peop	6
Dream Killing Keiths: Every time you have an idea, these people tell you why you can't do it. As you achieve, they try	5
Narcissistic Nancy: These people have an extreme sense of self-importance and believe that the world revolves around th	4
Debbie Downers: These people can't appreciate the positive in life. If you tell them that it is a beautiful day, they	4
Insincere Illissas: You never quite feel that these people are being sincere. You tell a funny story, they give you a	3
Disrespectful Dannys: These people will say or do things at the most inappropriate times and in the most inappropriate	3
Manipulative Mary: These individuals are experts at manipulation tactics. Is a matter of fact, you may not even realiz	1
Never Enough Nellies: You can never give enough to these people to make them happy. They take you for granted and have	1

― Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

some details lost, evidently

― Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

how do i select more than one

― ALL NEWD RAG SALSA (jeff), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

Illissa? Is that even a real name? I've never met anyone who spelled it like that.

― Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

illissa?

― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

lol xp

― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

alissa? more like ILLissa

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.animalswithinanimals.com/stallio/uploaded_images/koolKeithFront-793906.jpg

― Eazy, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

I know billions of Dream Killing Keith's!

― Orin Boyd (jel --), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

illissa isnt her real name, shes insincere even about details like that

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

These people have an extreme sense of self-importance and believe that the world revolves around their genitals

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

ha i think i know a couple of each type except for, uh, "dream killing keith"

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

judgmental jim all the way

― harbl, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

all of these are rachel dratch characters btw

― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

When you see things as cute and quirky, they see things as strange and unattractive. If you find people evil sick twisted fucks, you may be a Judgemental Jim.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

Disrespectful Danny is the only one I can relate to.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

how do i select more than one

You select "Never Enough Nellies."

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

Narcissistic Nancy: These people have an extreme sense of self-importance and believe that the world revolves around the sun.

― Orin Boyd (jel --), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

everybody hates a realist

― Lamp, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

can we get Morbz to change his screen name to "Never Enough Nelly" k thx

― Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

When you see things as cute and quirky, they see things as strange and unattractive.

oooooooooooh I hate whoever wrote this. Srsly it is activating my 'want to punch' drive, left arm all tensing up.

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

See also: people who describe things as 'funky.'

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

Unsatisfied Ullissa

― ALL NEWD RAG SALSA (jeff), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

insincere ilsas of the SS

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

Dream Killing Keiths: Every time you have an idea, these people tell you why you can't do it. As you achieve, they try to remind you that it would truly be embarrassing to die of autoerotic asphyxiation at Disneyland.

― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

Each of these personality types comes with a "why they are toxic" sub-paragraph that could be rewritten as "because they suck".

― Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

Each of these personality types comes with a "why they are toxic" sub-paragraph that could be rewritten as "because you suck".

― Lamp, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

Manipulative Mary - ADF
Narcissistic Nancy - ILE
Debbie Downers - MRF
Judgmental Jims - ILM
Dream Killing Keiths - IMM
Insincere Illissas - IRE
Disrespectful Dannys - NOIZE
Never Enough Nellies - IMP

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

You lot of Paraphrasing Penelopes!

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

the trick to not being an asshole is to make sure your name isn't alliterative

― tuppence d bag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

thank you for the advice, Whiney G. Weingarten

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

i'm probably the closest to judgmental jim here -- "cute and quirky" makes me break out in hives if not erupt in fits of rage.

― elliot easton ellis (get bent), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

btw so pissed about "Disrespectful Dannys"

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Pretentious Perrys"

"Dishonorable DeXes"

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Disrespectful Danny was robbed.

― Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

best thread ever

― paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

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