What has happened to this poor woman?

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Did they remove the brass rings from around her neck right before taking that picture?

― Phil, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Further evidence:

I find it hard to believe that someone would take the time to use Photoshop to get these results, given that it would've been easier just to slap a face on without stretching the neck...

― Phil, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Killer pantsuit, though. Is that Versayce? I love Versayce.

― Arthur, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Preferences in a man: ... Character: Balanced."

― Graham, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard that you can take the rings off the neck will break, seeing this pic i recognise that was untrue

― Chupa-Cabras, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't decide if i feel sorry for her more because she has a stoopid neck or cos she looks like victoria principal.

― di, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The giraffe look is obviously intentional.

Browsing for russian brides, phil? Hmm?

― philip, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And waht are those lights in the back, im begining to think her 12 year old son took this pic and esecially he did the background

― Chupa-Cabras, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she looks like a swan! she's beautiful and swan-like!

― rainy, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Browsing for russian brides, phil? Hmm?

Nyet -- but evidently my girlfriend (who sent me this link) was. I just don't know if I can compete with someone who can "touch the stars with [her] hands"...

By the way, did you notice the SHIPPING link at the bottom? Do they stick her in a wooden crate with some straw and back issues of Pravda and drop her in the belly of an Aeroflot bound for LAX? Or it is more of an MC 900 Ft. Jesus thing? I hear packages from Russia can take months to arrive...

― Phil, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also: "straight through the middle of waldo thingie's head, which split slightly and sent little rhythmic arcs of red to pulsate gently in the morning sun"

― mark s, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Waldo's surname 'Jeffries'?

― alix, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

probably

― mark s, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

religious affiliation = "Athiest/Christi" All bow at the Church of Christi! Especially if you don't believe in Christi!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was "Jeffers".

This looks like a real woman who has been photoshopped to Barbie proportions. No?

― Mark C, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If she's been photoshopped to Barbie proportions (which is likely) they forgot to do one thing. Make her feet smaller.

― Nick Southall, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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