The Emma awards!

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Did you win Emma last night? What would it take to win an Emma?

― Jeff W, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking Sides : Emma vs. EMMA

― Jeff W, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahaha i DEMAND to know what Emma would give awards to! and what the categories would be!

― katie, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

GIVE ME AWARDS.

No one won me last night as I stayed in all alone depilating in front of Eastenders & Bad Girls & BB3 in preparation for the Bank Holiday. To win an Emma you need: good looks, charm & bucketloads of cash.

― Emma, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn I only have good loads and bucket looks.

― Matt, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh, I just read that link properly for first time: Halle Berry wins best film actress for....

Swordfish!

― Jeff W, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I award Emma sticks of raw carrot wrapped in clingfilm.

(Jeff, if one is only interested in an Emma I'm sure you can find some of looser virtue)

― Graham, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's virtue got to do with the price of butter?

― Jeff W, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You should try the Original (but not the best) Emma Hamilton who, according to my mum, would wrap herself in muslin cloth and allow gentlemen (well, I call the gentlemen...) to fling buckets of water over her. The Original (and maybe the best?) wet t-shirt contest.

― Emma, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

virtue = me using word sI know not what they mean

― Graham, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I stand corrected (cf. Emma's last post :-O)

― Jeff W, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To win an Emma you need: good looks, charm & bucketloads of cash.

*sliding back into my seat* Damn, and here I thought I was in with a chance. How about the best 2 out of 3, Emma?

― Nichole Graham, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pardon the irregularity of this, but I'd like to nominate myself for an Emma Prize in recognition of my having opened a month and a half's worth of mail this weekend. (This would be the Emma Prize for Greatest Improvement in Mail-Opening Habits, I believe.) (Also I saw a large-breasted woman in a beautifully-fitted peasant shirt, for which I suggest an auxiliary Emma Prize for Being Righter than Emma about Clothing.)

― nabisco%%, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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