I want to POLL to there: 30 Rock Guest Stars poll

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Arbitrarily cutting off recurring characters.

Poll Results

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* Will Arnett as Devon Banks ("Fireworks", "Jack Gets in the Game", "Succession", "D 8
* Paul Reubens as Gerhardt Habsburg ("Black Tie") 5
* Tim Conway as Bucky Bright ("Subway Hero") 4
* David Schwimmer as Jared a.k.a. Greenzo ("Greenzo") 4
* James Carville ("Secrets & Lies") 3
* Elaine Stritch as Colleen Donaghy ("Hiatus", "Ludachristmas", "Christmas Special", &quo 2
* Carrie Fisher as Rosemary Howard ("Rosemary's Baby") 2
* Isabella Rossellini as Bianca ("Black Tie", "Up All Night") 2
* Salma Hayek as Elisa ("Senor Macho Solo", "Flu-Shot", "Generalissimo", "St. Valent 1
* Peter Dinklage as Stewart ("Senor Macho Solo") 1
* Oprah Winfrey ("Believe in the Stars") 1
* Emily Mortimer as Phoebe ("Corporate Crush", "Cleveland", "Hiatus") 1
* Wayne Brady as Steven Black ("The Source Awards") 1
* Alan Alda as Milton Greene ("Mamma Mia", "Kidney Now!") 1
* Tucker Carlson ("Hard Ball") 0
* Molly Shannon as Katherine Catherine Donaghy ("The Fighting Irish") 0
* Ghostface Killah ("Jack-Tor", "The Source Awards") 0
* Whoopi Goldberg ("The Rural Juror") 0
* Al Gore ("Greenzo") 0
* Adam West ("Apollo, Apollo") 0
* Jerry Seinfeld ("SeinfeldVision") 0
* Conan O'Brien ("Tracy Does Conan") 0
* John McEnroe ("The Head and the Hair", "Gavin Volure") 0
* Chris Matthews ("Hard Ball") 0
* John Lithgow ("Goodbye, My Friend") 0
* Gladys Knight ("Episode 210") 0
* Larry King ("Larry King") 0
* Buck Henry as Dick Lemon ("Ludachristmas") 0
* Andy Richter as Mitch Lemon ("Ludachristmas") 0
* Fred Armisen as Raheem Haddad ("Somebody to Love") 0
* Matthew Broderick as James Riley, also known as Cooter Burger ("Cooter") 0
* Steve Buscemi as Lem ("The Collection", "The Natural Order", "Mama Mia") 0
* Anna Chlumsky as Liz Lemler ("The Fighting Irish") 0
* LL Cool J as Ridikolous ("The Source Awards") 0
* Brian Dennehy as Mickey ("Sandwich Day") 0
Edie Falco as Congresswoman Celeste "C.C." Cunningham (D-VT) ("Somebody to Love", "Secrets and 0
* Will Forte as Tomas ("Black Tie") 0
* Jon Hamm as Dr. Drew Baird ("Generalissimo", "St. Valentine's Day", "The Bubble") 0
* Sean Hayes as Jesse Parcell ("Hiatus") 0
* Jackie Hoffman as Rochelle Gaulke ("The Funcooker") 0
* Nathan Lane as Eddie Donaghy ("The Fighting Irish") 0
* Patti LuPone as Mamma Rossitano ("Goodbye, My Friend") 0
* Steve Martin as Gavin Volure ("Gavin Volure") 0
* Janel Moloney as Jessica Speyer ("Reunion") 0
* Megan Mullally as Bev ("Do-Over") 0
* Jennifer Aniston as Claire Harper ("The One with the Cast of Night Court") 0


paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

greenzo ftw

Emotivism, aka the yay/boo theory (get bent), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

im snitting nxt to borpo!

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

i was going to vote dinklage but I realized I just can't pick against mr. carville's cajun style.

paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

i voted Will Arnett, although he probably doesn't belong here. He had more of a recurring role. I'll always vote for Will Arnett in any poll because he's funny as all hell, and this role was particularly lol.

honorable mention must go to Elaine Stritch, although she too doesn't really belong in this poll. I guess I just like regulars more than true guests.

Super Cub, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

Paul Reubens was particularly funny, but it's really hard to pick a favorite.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

voted for jon hamm but he shouldnt be here really

anyone who votes for salma hayek gets a SB

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:24 (sixteen years ago)

jon hamm wasn't really that funny tho... he was kind of just playing a charming dude

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

LL Cool J as Ridikolous ("The Source Awards")

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

i dont see where it says to vote for the funniest character

xp

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

sorry i was under impression that the show was a comedy, i'll move right along

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

also i dont see where it says to vote for the character you most have a crush on

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

kev it says it on your face imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

this is why u do not see it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i thought if you did five episodes or less you counted as a guest star, but whatevs

paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:51 (sixteen years ago)

top 5:

1. carville
2. dinklage
3. carrie fisher
4. arnett
5. wayne brady

paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know any of these.

Hi from the UK

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:57 (sixteen years ago)

well thanks

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 06:58 (sixteen years ago)

No Dennis?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:24 (sixteen years ago)

too recurring, I guess

Oprah was pretty funny, actually.

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

carville!

a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:31 (sixteen years ago)

Paul Reubens. Repulsive and hilarious.

circa1916, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:54 (sixteen years ago)

Ghostface ftw.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 08:46 (sixteen years ago)

Conan might actually have this. Falco was good too. Broderick I thought was surprisingly great.

Arnett great as always but NOT GOB (i'm rewatching AD now tho so makes his 30 Rock appearances seem less good)

Seinfeld was the WORST

Hayek was the most hypnotic. also <3 Chlumsky but whatever.

Goldberg's cracked me up for some reason

Rossellini's "big beef and cheddar" line still hard to beat

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)

You probably don't remember who should win this poll, but you met her in the first season. Her name was Emily Mortimer? She had hollow bones? Like a bird? You probably don't remember her.

nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

Broderick, Conway, and Reubens are my faves, will probably vote for Conway since pretty much every single one of his lines was a LOL line.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

ouch

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

You probably don't remember who should win this poll, but you met her in the first season. Her name was Emily Mortimer? She had hollow bones? Like a bird? You probably don't remember her.

well done.

Lamp, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

"Careful, my bones..."

It drove me insane trying to think what else I'd seen her in but then I realised it was just that her face reminded me of Miranda Otto's

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

Schwimmer vs Reubens - don't make me choose. Oh, ok, Reubens.

Stevie T, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

man, this is Greenzo easy for me, like not even a challenge.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

"Black Tie" was a flat-out amazing episode, huh

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

TIM CONWAY

AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

It drove me insane trying to think what else I'd seen her in but then I realised it was just that her face reminded me of Miranda Otto's

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:44 (42 minutes ago)

didn't she play schwimmer's brit fiancee on friends? or am I thinking of someone else?

but yeah, mortimer and rossellini were A++++

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Dinklage was good, Reubens was insane but I have to say also Wayne Brady deserves some cred here

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

Mortimer's been in lots of stuff, really, but I think we all know Blueski remembers her from his constant re-screening of the Steve Martin Pink Panther movie

nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

BUCKY FUCKING BRIGHT

Also, no Some of the Cast of "Night Court"?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

also none of the musicians from the season finale

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

while we're nitpicking

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

didn't she play schwimmer's brit fiancee on friends? or am I thinking of someone else?

no that was 'Orrible 'Elen Baxendale

nabisco thanks for reminding me to watch that again tonight!

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know any of these.

Hi from the UK

http://www.sidereel.com

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

Arnett or Dinklage - can't decide.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

it's kind of hard to judge when the setups brought about by characters were so great: like, kenneth and seinfeld and liz and oprah were real highlights.

corps of discovery (schlump), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

I have to say I was 100% dead set against the Oprah episode until I saw it, at which point MASSIVE ROFFLES

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

I liked the Oprah episode lots.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

DAMMIT JOHNNY YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY BIG BEEF AND CHEDDAR

rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

wtf why is there no DR SPACEMAN!!!??!?

rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

oh, ha, i didn't see this...

Arbitrarily cutting off recurring characters

rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

I'm guessing Dr. Spaceman and Dennis Duffy have been excluded as borderline regulars and poll-spoilers -- to be fair, I would not be surprised if both of these guys have gotten more airtime than Josh or even Toof

nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

I voted Rossellini, but I think this poll makes it clear how much the guest stars are the worst part of 30 Rock.

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

perhaps if you are totally crazypants

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

Come on, are any of these bits better than the regular stuff with Liz and Tracy and Jenna and Jack? Or Kenneth, or Pete, or Frank?

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

I'd take more Toofer and Josh (and Spaceman and Dennis) over all of these guests.

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

yes sometimes!

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

josh/pete/frank are totally overrated by ILE

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

by "ILE" I assume you mean "The Yellow Kid"

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

yes but i also mean the 30 rock thread in general

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

I assume that's always what people mean by "ILE"

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

the guest stars never upstage the main characters is the thing

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

Also, no Some of the Cast of "Night Court"?

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also none of the musicians from the season finale

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

50 choice limit, but feel free to write them in!

insincere ilsas of the SS (hmmmm), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Molly Shannon as Katherine Catherine Donaghy ("The Fighting Irish")

I just realized her name was "Katherine Catherine" LOL

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

damn schwimmer got robbed

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

* Salma Hayek as Elisa ("Senor Macho Solo", "Flu-Shot", "Generalissimo", "St. Valent 1

aight who's getting sb'd

and why?!? (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

what the frak?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

love will arnett but no.

s1ocki, Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

im feeling isabella rossellini on this list

s1ocki, Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

would have gone schwimmer.

i guess the abbrev'ing agent dude doesn't count as a guest 'star' but shit is immortal.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

yes!

s1ocki, Monday, 8 June 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

no on schwimmer though, he was funny, but not a GOAT for me

s1ocki, Monday, 8 June 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

arnett was a no brainer

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 June 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

no brain

s1ocki, Monday, 8 June 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/07/magazine/getting-to-no.html?smid=tw-share

What if every kid on every college campus was given new language — a phrase whose meaning could not be mistaken, that signaled peril for both sides, that might be more easily uttered?

One phrase that might work is “red zone” — as in, “Hey, we’re in a red zone,” or “This is starting to feel too red zone.” Descriptive and matter-of-fact, it would not implicitly assign aggressor and victim, but would flatly convey that danger — emotional, possibly legal — lay ahead. Such a phrase could serve as a linguistic proxy for confronting or demanding, both options that can seem impossible in the moment. “We’re in a red zone” — the person who utters that is not a supplicant (“Please stop”); or an accuser (“I told you to stop!”). Many young women are uncomfortable in either of those roles; I know I was.

j., Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)


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