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WHY HELLO DERE
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
someone told me I should set him up with a "dogbook" page, but i feel like i might be able to save his innocent soul from web 2.0 socialized marketing for the time being.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
he's so cute, he would crash dogbook
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
marmaduke's IQ is 80
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
omg, awesome
I think you do that, re: web 2.0, except possibly Henry should take over answering questions on the "ask a puppy" threads
― nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
right now he would mostly answer "hey lets poop!"
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ his gigantic paws
― harbl, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)
yah he is going to be a bruiser
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
Hi Henry!
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
omg
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
Hi, Henry. I'm Austin.
― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
henry would like to join you all in your living rooms and eat your paper towels:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs008.snc1/4440_100865574608_548884608_1702527_4071585_n.jpg
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
(sorry to peeps that have been following the chronicles of henry and have seen these pics before btw)
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
this would be 100% in keeping with the spirit of those threads
sort of like how if you went to a dog psychiatrist he would mostly say stuff like "and how did your butt smell when that happened?"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)
John, that is an ugly little brute and you have my sympathies.
(j/k, he is v.v. cute)
― resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
Oh my gosh Henry is a wonderful dog that has stolen my heart with cuets!
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
he'll do that.
today was his first experience as shop dog, and he has greatly soothed my worries by sitting through a crappily played blistering loud death metal guitar tryout and afterwards giving me a head-cocked "so what was that all about?" expression.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
If only you could keep him this small & cute - e.g. daily trimming, like this:
http://www.indoor-bonsai-tree.com/Bonsai.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
i have to pick out an AKC name, but despite how funny it seems at the moment, i'm pretty sure that they would frown on N0rthf0rk's Gropecunt Lane.
xpost: i am curious to see how much weight he has gained in the 4 days since we got him at the vet tomorrow.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
btw, you need to post new pictures
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)
I have to say that internet people who don't even know john justen have contacted me personally to tell me how cute his dog is. I may steer them to this thread.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i know. they are sitting in my camera at home now, and the various picture takers of the last day or two dont seem to have posted any of theirs on the internet t ( o_o t)
xpost we will continue our attempts at more frequent updates
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
I am picturing his 'so what was that all about' expression and it's all I can do not to go buy a puppy right now.
― Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
What type of dog is Henry?
Henry's Mollification takes a Lingday
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
when he reaches a decent age in dog years, you should totally start calling him "hank"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
or maybe just when he hasn't been to the groomer in a while and is getting sort of shaggy and hank-like
let me say again, omg
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
Henry is a Bernese Mountain Dog.
xpost - oh hes totally going to get called hank, that is part of the master plan of the name
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
j0hn check your email!
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
Harry. Not Hank.
This should be obvious!
― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
goole - responded.
noted former ilx internet superstar Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows has visited and given an unequivocal vote of awesome to Henry. he also almost ate some of henrys treats because they look just like oyster crackers.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
uh oh i feel a Will Drink It coming on
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
oh come on, you know he almost ate them because he eats doggie treats
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
I just really, REALLY want to hug this puppy. (Also, how could you not know that FB eats dog treats after all these years? I could have told you that in 1989.)
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
THAT IS INDEED AN EXCELLENT PUPPY
― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
oh look:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs086.snc1/4601_106272475589_545080589_3190991_2159951_n.jpg
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
if you gave the head about a 15 degree tilt to the right, that is facemelting guitar solo reaction.
dude that one looks like you
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
There is a mean streak in his eyes. But you know you will forgive him anything.
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
MORE FEETS MORE FEETS
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
Seriously, his paws are amazing.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
I think he's foaming at the mouth in that last one. But it's cute foam!
― resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy
― ian, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
― nabisco, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
so corny but i lol'd
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
he is SO ADORABLE! i know it's creepy but i wish i lived near you so i could go soak up your dog's cuteness.
― Maria, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
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SUP
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)
sorry about the footlessness for the puppyfoot fans out there, but more forthcoming.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
BEAUTIFUL!
― James Morrison, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
His little pink tongue is adorable, too!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
i am dying with affection for henry. he is everything i have been looking for in a canine companion.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
Well it didn't stop raining for long
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
!!!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)
i think i just died
also: i didn't realise that lady bernese mountain dogs are smaller?? there's one on our street, she's so pretty and dainty.
― just1n3, Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:09 (twelve years ago)
such a cute couple
has henry proposed or are they just taking things slow right now?
― Home Despot (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
henry and honeybee sittin in a tree
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
To be fair, honeybee is only 6 months old
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:30 (twelve years ago)
PEDO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:31 (twelve years ago)
With friend Millie post walk and romp and barking and good times
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/null-9.jpg
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:19 (twelve years ago)
To clarify, both of the things in this picture are taxonomically in the category of "dogs". Which is as adorable as it is conceptually impossible.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)
pet threads are the best.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:31 (twelve years ago)
Update requested
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 November 2016 01:15 (nine years ago)
Best thread ever.
― banjoboy, Sunday, 20 November 2016 05:29 (nine years ago)
rip henry, you were an amazing dog ;_;
― just1n3, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)
Ugh, what a heartbreaker.He brought light to so many people he never even met.Condolences.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)
On top of all the other shit, this is so sad. Sleep well, big guy.
― jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)
rip the best dog on the internet.. sorry jjj & co
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)
so sorry for your loss jjj. best wishes.
― the late great, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)
Condolences, jjj. Henry was an exceptional beast.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)
Ah man. Best and love, y'all.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)
rip :( like losing a [non-digetic] ilxor
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)
So sorry, jjj.
― how's life, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)
Oh no! First I've heard of the loss, so sorry jjj. Henry I loved you lots and lots from afar, and you seem like the kinda guy who loved me back :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)
This is garbage. Fuck everything.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)
Condolences to JJJ and K (and everyone, really)
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)
jfc I remember when this thread just started. =|
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:27 (eight years ago)
Very very sorry. Such a good dog.
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:31 (eight years ago)
:(
― brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)
rip Henry.You brought a lot of joy to internet people who you never even met.
― Odysseus, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)
oh man, i'm sorry
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)
Thanks guys, it just happened hours ago so I'm still somewhat stunned. Fuck 2017 and fuck cancer.
― Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)
very sorry to hear about this, j. i remember when this thread started too :(
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)
forever excellent
rip henry <3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)
So sorry for your loss, jjj.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)
jjj, I'm so sorry.
― banjoboy, Thursday, 2 February 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)
my condolences. wherever there is real love and loss there is real grief.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 2 February 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)
i am so sorry jjj, henry was beautiful and magnificent and i know you all loved him dearly. RIP
― estela, Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:14 (eight years ago)
fuck, i've been avoiding this thread cause i had a feeling.my condolences; it's the worst.
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 2 February 2017 07:00 (eight years ago)
Ah man :( Very sorry for your loss jjj.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)
RIP sweet pooch
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)
I am so sad about this.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)
Haven't seen this thread before, but sorry for your loss. Looks like a beautiful friendly dog, and sounds like you had happy years together.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)
edited the thread title because I didn't want people popping up for new pics and getting blindsided
― Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)
What happened? I know BMDs don't have a long lifespan compared to smaller breeds, so was it in keeping with that?
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)
aw man, condolences
― sleeve, Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)
x-post - He said uptread "fuck cancer" so I assumed that. Oh, JJ my heart breaks for you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)
condolences jjj - what an awesome dog
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)
oh no no no no
― lxy, Friday, 3 February 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)
So very sorry to hear this, heart breaks for you J
― MaresNest, Saturday, 4 February 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)
only just read this news on Facebook, so sorry John.
RIP Henry, ILX Hall of Famer
― sheer presence, look and size (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)
Rest easy in the arms of the great lover of all dogs Henry, your thread gave me joy in this world. Condolences to you John.
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)