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the woman (red hair, sorta homely) is in heaven, has squarejawed muscular man servant. if the woman is dead, what is the so called "man servant"?? a dead human, like her, or some other kind of being: an angel? why is there an angel cooking her pasta, then? creepy sex tourism in afterlife. i fucking hate it.

i am currently eating smoked salmon philadelphia cream cheese.

― dylannn, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

wow dude

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

I like the original flavour, and the garlic/chive one is nice as well. All the others are terrible, especially the "fish" one - I'm not going to give it the honour of calling it salmon. It's just this fishy tasting stuff. I had some real salmon today and it tastes nothing like this fake salmon fishy spread.

― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

haha I will admit I have wondered similar things as above about their commercials

― nabisco, Friday, 31 July 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

my assumption is that the woman is a cream-cheese martyr and the food-bearing slave is a virgin

― nabisco, Friday, 31 July 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

her heaven, his hell

― dim sum dude (s1ocki), Friday, 31 July 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

Didn't realise that heaven was so low rent. What's hell like, MacDonald's?

― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

MACDONALDS?!?!?!

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

Or maybe Burger King, because of the flames?

― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

― carne asada, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

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