You fucking rule! Today is the day of your birth. You came out of the womb, and starting kicking ass the very next second. You kicked your doctors ass, cause he slapped you and you should never hit a woman.
You have never stopped kicking ass. You are great and fantastic. You are better than a ShamWow. You are even better than the best sandwhich! You eat lamers for breakfast and wipe your face with noobs. You are a monster of awesome.
Shine on you paisley lime friend!
― my ghost ixi wants to read more books (Viceroy), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)
Paisley lime friend!!! I love you.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!!!
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
Hurrah for Abbott! Happy birthday! Listen to loud evil music and have fun!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
HBA!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday Abbott!!!
― SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
What loud evil music do you recommend for a bday, Ned my man? (Don't say Laibach, that shit is a bummer.)
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
Ha... (he is tragically trampled to death by the stampede to wish Abbott happy birthday)
― Aimless, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
Enjoy your hot wings!!!!!!!
― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
Guys I am twins with The Reverend, my fellow Reverend! How loco and rad is that?
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday abbott kiu
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday!
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
dear abbot, you are really great. please have a happy birthday, as i would appreciate it if you did and would be sad if you did not. thank you. your friend, elmo
― roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
Happy Birthday, Abbott!
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
HOORAY FOR ABBOTT!
http://i41.tinypic.com/50j74.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
Amazing!! The Day of Abbott! Thinking of you, sunshine.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
Happy Birthday. There's no way that you're not one of the very specialest people around here, and I wish I could give you a big red balloon.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
omg happy birthday! here is a gift:
http://instoresnow.walmart.com/uploadedImages/Food_Center/Holiday_Food/Recipes/HolFood_TFI_rec_BeefPastry_POV_370x270.jpg
― nabisco, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday, Abbott!
― unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
happy twin birthday, love
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
I give you birthday pie
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GU2rm6ZWEiM/SMb5h8G4_GI/AAAAAAAABwk/w9kWyaNAegQ/s400/birthday+pie.jpg
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday Abbott!!! Wishing you a year w/o dropped stitches, slubs, or yarnbarf!
― Jaq, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
Abbott
Happy Birthday
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
― Keith, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday Abbott! You are the best! Here is my favorite loud evil music for your birthday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5zNK--DUDg
― Maria, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
happy birfday!
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
Happy B-dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy abbott! yer, like, totally bitchin'!
Hope ya like the quilt i made you!
http://quiltingstation.com/mermaid
(okay i didn't really make it but it's cool isn't it)
― scott seward, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)
Yay Abbott! Happy Birthday!
― Beth Parker, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)
AABBBBOOTTTT Happy B-day!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Friday, 12 June 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
Dear Abbott, I don't know you very well but you seem really nice and you make me laugh a lot so I'm glad we post on the same message board. Happy birthday! xo Jenny
― blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Friday, 12 June 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
Dear Abbott,what Jenny said, really. Happy birthday!PS Free Penguin = awesome
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
conchuckulations o finest of geese, may nothing but oatmeal and pizza fill your celebratory nosebag!
― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
Hooray!
So are you Old yet?
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 13 June 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago)
Ayyy yo, happy birthday!!
― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Saturday, 13 June 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
Goose birthday cake! (May or may not have pepperoni balls)http://zenhunter.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/griff_bday_cake.jpg
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
HAPPY BIRHDAY ABORT
― cynthia plaster disaster for NBC (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
happy birthday abbott!!
― Roz, Saturday, 13 June 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
I don't understand most yr posts but happy b-day. also same to the rev. ;)
― bnw, Saturday, 13 June 2009 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
happy birthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9mlOrDhc4
― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 June 2009 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
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HENRY SAY GOOD JOB BEING BORNED
― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 June 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
belated happy birthday abbott, you are swell.
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 June 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
aww happy birthday abbott <3
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Saturday, 13 June 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
OMG I got a happy birthday from Henry?!?!!! The only birthday gift that wld be better wld be hugging the cuddly little guy!
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Saturday, 13 June 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago)
Happy belated birthday! (I know I can't compete with Henry, though...)
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 13 June 2009 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
Dude thanking you everyone! It's 11:30 p.m. where I am so the b-day is RAGING HARD (by which I mean, it is extant). I am drinking some limoncello and eating a bag of miniature Big Hunk candy bars.
en, answering your question, until THIS VERY DAY I thought 'Splash 1' by the 13th Floor Elevators had a beautiful, bittersweet, gently funny chorus that went: "And now I'm old..." It turns out it's "And now I'm home," which is inferior! Anyway, I'm not old, and I've been home all day.
You guys are the bee's knees; high fives to all of you, my ILX buddies!
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Saturday, 13 June 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
Chocolate and music and limoncello! What a fine day.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 June 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
mmmmmhm
― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Saturday, 13 June 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Bud_Abbott.jpg
Hey Abbott. HB!
― Calling from a Balti Hotel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
Wooooo happybirthdaywaheyness Abbababbacab! <3
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago)
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― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/knit-cake.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABBS!
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 08:24 (thirteen years ago)
Happy birthdae!!!!
― fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:33 (thirteen years ago)
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)
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― how's life, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
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happy birthday Abbs i hope it's wonderful!!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://24flinching.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/KeepOnTruckin1.jpg
― that's why ZOG controls the radio (brownie), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
Hurrah! Happiest and best!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
Happy Birthday!
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
I really hope your birthday is great and you are happy and the world looks generally like a good place today!!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
Happy birthday Abbs!
― emil.y, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
happy birthday to you, abbott! :) <3
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cakes-you-can-bake.com/images/owl-cake-13599.jpg
happy happy!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, happy birthday lady!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
Abbott, concrapualtions and happy birthday. world; oyster, etc.
― indian rope trick (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
omg that cake! <3
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
― freebroheem (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
aaaaabbbbooooottttttt!!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)
Happy birthday Abbott!
― instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)
Happpppy Birthhhhday!!!!
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
HB, A!
― goole, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! !!! !! !!!!!
― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
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hoppy borthday abb-bot!
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS HAPPY!!!!!!
― arby's, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
happy bd!
― blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
teachersunitedwill never be divided
happy damn birthday, educator
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
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Happy Code-approved (no zombies allowed) birthday!
― Biff Wellington (WmC), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, so many of you guys know all the things I like, including birthday wishes. Thanks everyone!
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
Guys it's become a fact of life, I just get the blues on my birthday.
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Not asking for cheerups or anything but it just feels like maybe acknowledging this longstanding pattern will give me some solace.
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago)
aw. sometimes i feel like the pressure to be having a year-defining good time can be too much. do you have plans on the weekend? i've found that friends get really mad at me when i don't at least have a come to the bar and drink it's my birthday recognition. even if i don't want to. and then i'm always glad i did.
anyway, maybe this isn't even your situation! it's also fine to be blue and drink some wine and listen to some sad music on your birthday and do the celebrating at another time. i hope you feel better, either way.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago)
dear abbott, i wish for you a sweetly melancholic birthday followed by a cheerful year.
― estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago)
yessss
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago)
^^^ Happy 2012 pt. II!
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago)
blue is a p cool color
(see what I did there)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago)
also I just remembered that I wanted to post this here, not intended as a cheer-up consolation I promise swear on my nanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGeuX-W0XrY
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago)
here's something else for abbs to ponder and enjoy:
http://luckys.ca/images/886.jpg
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14
i am not aware of you being a baseball fan, but i feel like you might appreciate being born on the anniversary of dock ellis having pitched a no-hitter whilst on acid
xo
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago)
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― ➂ ➌ ➂ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago)
that Dock Ellis cartoon is so fucking classic, thank god baseball exists so we have itI don't even know what a no-hitter is but lsd
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago)
not even convinced lsd still exists but I used to say prayers I might get to try it someday #you'reprayingwrong
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago)
a no-hitter is when you get so fucked up that no one else can comprehend it, not even the other team
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago)
god bless us every onestill waiting on that prayer gee oh dee
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago)
my whole life is a no-hotter based on that definitionthat anniversary shit is cosmicmookieproof opening doors for me
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:40 (twelve years ago)
reiterative Nancyread some choice Marriage of Heaven & Hell escerpts and go to bed29 29 29
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago)
my whole life is a no-hitter based on that definition
i know!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago)
my friend invited me to swim in her pool tonight and it cured my bluesher two-yr-old daughter is really into static electricity, we sat around and zapped each other for a whileI'm a maudlin motherfucker but getting zapped with a kid really set me straight
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago)
haha thank you mookie for fixing my typo
her two-yr-old daughter is really into static electricity, we sat around and zapped each other for a while
i can think of threads for which this would be an awesome addition
xp <3
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago)