The worst word of these words

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btw "poppage" was intentionally left off to avoid a landslide result

Poll Results

Option	Votes
bromance	27
meatus	19
fistula	12
PLUR	11
moist	6
twee	3
obstreperous	2
snit	2
unctuous	2
pulchritude	1

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

no "panties"?

― DUDE, I DON'T LOSE (call all destroyer), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

Obstreperous is a good word.

― chap, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

panties

― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh damn I should have used "panties" instead of "snit"

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh well, that can go to the next poll

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

unctuous is a great word

― mizzell, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

you can rearrange it into snit ape xp

― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

what is "PLUR"?

― call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

"tweet" used as a noun or verb

― kingfish, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

'kudos'

― mookieproof, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

snafu

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

disappointed by lack of poppage, fuckwant and sputum

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

meatus

― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

'meatus' is the most unpleasant, which makes it the best. most of the others are fine words. 'bromance' is terrible.

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

I am pretty much convinced that there is no such thing as a pleasant meatus.

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

'clamato'

― mookieproof, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, the biggest omission is 'poopy' which is abysmal in every way

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

write-in for "discharge".

― b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

what is "PLUR"?

YOU LUCKY LUCKY PERSON

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

k so i guess i'll wait until i get home to google that one.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

It's an acronym for "peace love unity respect" used by pilled-up ravers to justify their terrible pants and invading your personal space.

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i quite like unctuous.

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

xp oh that's not so bad. i thought it was something gross. but then ravers are kind of gross.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

esp when attempting to describe a very specific type of Southern Baptist preacher indigenous to these parts

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

to be fair, not all of these words are objectionable in and of themselves

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

she reached across the table and put her hands on my unctuous meatus

― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

I've always hated pulchritude since learning Latin as a 7th Grader. It's such an ugly word for beauty.

― Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

is meatus a real word? i love the word snit, by the way, i think it's so perfect for what it describes.

― Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

"moist bromance"

― gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meatus

see specifically: urinary meatus

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

bromance, duh

― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

i'm embarrassed to say (i gguess?) that PLUR is new to me, but now that i know what's up i can confidently vote for that in this here poll

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I'd looked meatus up before voting, it's more unpleasant than I realized!

― Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

she showed her oleaginous fuckwant by unctuously smearing sputum upon her moist poopy hands and palpating my unctuous meatus, its tumescent corpulence seeking poppage wherever it drooped

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

esp w/ modifier "urinary" xpost

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

HI DERE^^^ I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

NO don't do it

― Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

"meal" and "mealy" are pretty bad too imo

― gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

ever have a "moist meal"?

― gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

mealy is pretty gross yeah, especially when it refers to bad mouth acne

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

fistula is the only one of these that is even actually "bad," so that gets my vote

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

"mealy"

esp when describing discharge

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost

― ^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

staycation

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

anal fistula is a concept i don't understand (i don't know what a fistula is) but i'm pretty sure that it's the most disgusting thing ever.

― suggestzybandias (jim), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

palpating my unctuous meatus

WHAT THE HELL

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ

― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

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victory!

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

haha I forgot to come back and look at this thread

― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Yay! We win!

― fistula pumping action (sarahel), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

this is like a movie where strangers who have a shared interest platonically bond and subsequently prevail

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to think the users of "bromance" are actually alien lizard creatures in human skin that we "bromance"-haters will surreptitiously catch eating live rats, and then we will drive them away from our planet.

― fistula pumping action (sarahel), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

and then we will chill together with increasing regularity

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

'freemium'

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.good.is/post/why-do-we-hate-the-word-“moist”/

― jaymc, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

must people use 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh look an englishman denigrating the american idiom

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

pffft

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

whatever, Mr. Poppage

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is a funnier, comelier and more useful term than 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

"comelier"? fish in a fucking barrel, LJ, jaysus

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

no idea how "meatus" didn't trample this poll

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

the most well-known use of the word 'comely' in western culture was inflicted by an american

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

...a comely wench?

― Nhex, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

no, a twee songwriter dude called Jeff Meatus

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh look, lj is lecturing us on language

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

*takes notes*

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

*sets notes on fire*

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

the most well known euphemism for "cumming" was inflicted by a britisher

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

*inflicts poppage on self*

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

all other uses are bastardisations

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

I use 'comely' all the time actually. No shortage of weird looks though.

Who was this American 'inflictor', actually?

xpost meatus is kind of unbelievable right

― Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

okay let's leave the moms out of this

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

right

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

???????

yeah what HI DERE said

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

acoleuthic

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

sure he mean's 'mother' tongue rather than anything to do with moms

― Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

gah *means

― Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, everyone agrees that "peeber" is objectionable, there's no need to accuse someone of hardcore making out with his mom over it.

xp: then he should say "mother tongue" because "mother's tongue" is kind of incredibly ew

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

when you burn the language of England, you shove hot coals into the maternal maw

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

wait lj made out with my mom?

shit, i need to get over to Facebook and make sure everything's okay

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

gonna keep sayin peeber when I feel like it, f u if u disagree

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

very well, and I shall with poppage play

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

as long as peeber means PBR, i have no problem with it

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

all words carouse unfettered in the meadow

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

lj is some wordsmith. I am impressed. This is Cambridge quality I guess.

― Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Did another

very well, and I shall with poppage play

THIS IS NASTY ON EVERY LEVEL IMAGINABLE

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Grr zing for iPhone you mock me again

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, April 12, 2010 9:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol dude this is kind of an empty statement considering that (afaik) it is completely unavailable in this country

― neden magnet (DJ Mencap), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

11 people voted for PLUR out of all those words? really?

― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

If "unctuous" is an unpleasant word, it's only because it's doing its job so well.

― Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

that word is one for the "words you've looked up a thousand times and can't remember the definition" thread

― bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

Oily, slimy, greasy, and also all the things that those words mean when describing a personality.

― Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

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