what does the queen have in her HANDBAG?

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cuz like, she doesn't need what y'all have in yours, obv

― mark s, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sistrah becky's boyf's answer: a can of mace and two love eggs

― mark s, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

syringes full of evil life-preserving concoctions.

― di, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heroin and a change of clothes (Pastel Suits do not suit 12 foot lizards)

― anthony, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Those weird black breath "mint" type things

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a sex pistols cd.

― di, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that didn't work.

― di, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, bloody 'ell.

She bleeds terribly, you know. Like the Thames in spring.

― His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She is a 12ft. Lizard = She did not go through menopause.

― (the female body is still a mystery to me), Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rocks.

― Graham, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry.

ROCK

― Graham, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pie

― chris, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

house

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A list of the 'musicians' she now wants killed.

― Andrew L, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha she couldd reverse years of decline in respect for the royals just by saying "that concert was shit"

― mark s, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The keys to Buckingham Palace on a Jigglypuff keyring.

― jel --, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd have to say lace handkerchiefs, come/brush & perhaps Depends?

― Gale, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I once read (an utterly unsubstantiated claim) that she has a small but top-quality handgun in there, that she has been trained to use in her defense in the event of a kidnapping.

It's quite possible she doesn't have the bag in order to carry anything; I've also read that she has a system of communication with her aides based on what she's doing with her handbag (e.g., passing her purse from hand to hand supposedly means "This person is boring the **** out of me, somebody step in please").

― j.lu, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

come/brush

PLEASE let that be a typo!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

TYPO! sorry... The word is comb/brush:) Yeah!

― Gale, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I seem to remember reading/hearing somewhere that she is as good as addicted to Polo mints and she always carries a tube of them with her.

― BJ, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like j.lu's gun story. The idea of the Queen kicking ass is comforting.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure Her Majesty has moments when wishes she'd pistol-whipped into line Charles, Andrew, Fergie, Camilla, etc.

― j.lu, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha she couldd reverse years of decline in respect for the royals just by saying "that concert was shit"

Much as I'm loathe to disagree with Mark S, I have to say that I'd be much more impressed if she punched the air and roared "Ozzy fucking ROCKS".

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A taser, and a motherfucking GLOCK.

― Norman Phay, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A small pocket universe, neatly ordered purely by the strength of her will into sections which she can easily control. Disturbingly, one of the sections of this tiny reality fragment contains Wills's sexual fantasies, which I'm sure we all understood when he spent a worrying amount of time staring at Shirley Bassey's tits. The Queen spends a lot of time looking at this small portion of her pocket universe. Why, I cannot say. Possibly every time she thinks of her grandson, she gets unconstitutional.

― Matt, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like all women she has loads and loads of snotrags in there.

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete seems to have derived all his theories about womankind from knowing me. Ha ha. And I currently only have 1 tissue in my bag.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe she has a book.

― toraneko, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm almost certain that it's full of treats for the corgis.

― Archel, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have derived all I know about Queen's from you Emma, since you are a princess and will eventually grow into one (or be beheaded).

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not all Princesses become Queens (I see Pete is still working for the greengrocer's) e.g. if they have older brothers / sisters. So I might get away without being beheaded or becoming Queen.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah!

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's your family sovereign of again, Emma?

― Graham, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Syria, innit, pay attention Graham.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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