whats the worst web culture development of the last 18 months

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who thought it would be possibly for people on the internet to invent new reasons for me to hate them??

Poll Results

OptionVotes
yelpers basic inability to understand anything about the concept of eating at a restaurant 20
hysterical twitterers' overuse of "#____fail" whenever a company does something remotely displeasing 17


rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

Write in for your mom's porn site.

Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

check and mate.

Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

Inane, useless anti-BNP petitions featuring the names of hundreds of people who didn't go out and vote when it would actually have meant something.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

All facebook protest groups basically.

Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

good one.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

wait so yelpers being clueless is a recent development? i never visit yelp but i though that was its defining trait from the get

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

anyway foe me its a tossup between twit-cloned facebook statuses and the quizzy ok-cupidization of facebook

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I hope none of my facebook friends feelings get hurt if I NEVER EVER join any of their groups EVER. No, I don't care if Michael Phelps smoked pot, but I will not join your group "backing" him.

pj, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

^ o.g.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

I have strong agreement with option 1 even though I used the term "hatfail" to describe the dude who twittered about how terrible he was at knowing how to keep a job at The New Yorker.

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

people using 'listen to me SHEEPLE!' to mock dissenting opinions

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

yelp cause food snobs are the most insufferable kind of snob, in my experience

guammls (QE II), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

okay, what is yelp?

more tang than an astronaut (bug), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

i've never seen anyone do the #fail thing! but i'd probably vote yelp anyway

susan fassbender (donna rouge), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

Fyi--there are no food snobs on yelp--food snobs like food and enjoy going to restaurants--yelpers don't understand food and are usually sub-literate

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

i've had some good and bad experiences with yelp. I wish someone would invent something better

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 19 June 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

#aznyelpfail

ripnebb (jeff), Friday, 19 June 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

whiney what was your "bad" experience with yelp?

fyi i voted for yelp in this poll.

ramón gastro (omar little), Friday, 19 June 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

votes very much in character ; )

velko, Friday, 19 June 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah ok i don't know any real food snobs, just the ones that are full of shit

guammls (QE II), Friday, 19 June 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

i voted yelp, because its business practices are actually immoral.

Garbanzo (get bent), Friday, 19 June 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

yelp isn't that bad is it? i've used it to find decent hairstylists, at least.

Maria, Friday, 19 June 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

ooooh but reading about yelp threatening business owners with bad reviews if they didn't pay up made me mad. totally destroying any pretense of integrity.

Maria, Friday, 19 June 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

whiney what was your "bad" experience with yelp?

I got recommended a sushi place in midtown and it was dirty and shitty and gross and not very good food.

But I've found my share of yummy places too, so whatever

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 19 June 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

there are a lot of places, on the internet and elsewhere, to find "yummy places," where i dont have to read 800-word parody-raps about the quality of a restaurants tapas

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 19 June 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

custos is a yelper?

velko, Friday, 19 June 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

people that YELP are scumbags.

ramón gastro (omar little), Friday, 19 June 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

fail reaching its shark-jump/general use moment is actively annoying whereas you really only have to think about yelp if you decide to. when I saw "see you to hell" there was some dude saying "epic fail" every time anything remotely harsh happened to anybody. this is the 2nd time I have mentioned this because it totally sucked, the end.

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 19 June 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

u shouldve told him that if he didnt stfu he really would get dragged 2 hell. by u.

Lamp, Friday, 19 June 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

then he couldve yelped about the experience afterwards as part of his popcorn and soda review

Lamp, Friday, 19 June 2009 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

#punfail

Lamp, Friday, 19 June 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

"NOM NOM NOM" is by far the worst thing, especially when I try to have a pub meal with a female friend who does this ALL THE FUCKING TIME WE GO FOR A PUB MEAL.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 June 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

just because you have a friend who overuses it doesn't mean it's anything short of awesome. yelpers are clearly the horriblest.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

"see you to hell"? ...must... resist...

Nhex, Friday, 19 June 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

"NOM NOM NOM" is by far the worst thing, especially when I try to have a pub meal with a female friend who does this ALL THE FUCKING TIME WE GO FOR A PUB MEAL.

Wait I didnt know u knew my friend S@rah.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

(she does it with attendant cutsey "grab yr arm and nom on it" actions too)

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

Really? Jeez.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

Wait - people like say "nom" outloud??

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

YES

IT'S AS ANNOYING AS YOU WOULD IMAGINE

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

Oh God.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

You think thats bad, one of my friends actually Rolled On the Floor Laughing in a supermarket at 3am once.

Well, she *was* being intentionally stoopid but hey...

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

My annoying nom friend is a sweet lovely woman she really is! but unfortunatley she has one of those "doesnt know when to stop" senses of humour.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

i ate a bad falafel once in new york and then twittered #falafail

i thought that was pretty cool

s1ocki, Friday, 19 June 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

if i could tho i would vote for "donating your status" / making your avatar green

s1ocki, Friday, 19 June 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 June 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

i've never seen anyone do the #fail thing!

lol two people i follow did this today

susan fassbender (donna rouge), Friday, 19 June 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

i dunt unnerstan twitter

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 June 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

no votes for ilx?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 June 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

nah u havent been posting that much l8ly

╠╦═╩╤╬╦╩══╦╦╬═╩╣ PIPE WORLD LVL 7 (Lamp), Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

I've never seen the #fail thing either.

all art is propaganda (kenan), Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think anyone I know has even heard of yelp!

Nhex, Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago)


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