BEST ALTERNATE PARKINSONS SUFFERER

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Option	Votes
Tom Cruise	4
Jim Carrey	3
Matthew Broderick	2
Eric Stoltz	2
Johnny Depp	1
Robert Downey Jr.	1
John Cusack	0

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

ice cold

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

keepin it classy

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

I... what?

Alternate to who? My grandfather, who died fo it?

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

Not that I'm all hurt, I really just don't understand the question.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

gotta go cruise, depp a close second.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

no, to Michael J Fox, who suffers from it xpost

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

this is basically Depp vs Stoltz

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

Ok now I at least understand that if I ask any more questions, I look like a choad.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

write in for Michael J Fox over here

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

Cruise, simply as karma for being a Scientologist retard who decries other people's need for medical assistance.

Based on annoyance factor, though, I gotta say Carey.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

Such a shame that suggest bans are wasted on mods.

― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

I don't get this either, but it bums me out.

― Metro Video Centers, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

ok so i am guessing that you all didnt see the other polls then that would demystify this for you

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

This is really mean and depressing.

― ripnebb (jeff), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

The polls about people suffering from Parkinson's? Call me unobservant, but no. I missed all of them.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

yah no the polls that listed the exact same people over and over for various interchangeable "roles"

i can list them here for you if you like

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

you knew you were running the risk of pulling a Letterman with this poll, dude

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

xp That's very kind of you. But I'm letting this one go.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

well yeah xpost

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

I get it. The difference is that the other polls create joyful alternate realities where starring roles in movies are interchangeable. This poll creates a terrible reality where we have to imagine a perfectly healthy somebody being afflicted with a terrible disease.

So fun.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

LOL PARKINSONS

― carne asada, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for ILX

― ripnebb (jeff), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

uh wow guys this poll is not actually going to lead to anyone getting parkinsons

also i take issue with referring to tom cruise as "perfectly healthy"

― ecstatic i poisoned u with nachos t(:Dt) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

crazy people can still be healthy!

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not offended, like I said. Except maybe by how oblique this premise is.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

RIP, so sad

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for ILX

― ripnebb (jeff), Wednesday, June 17, 2009 1:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

rip gabby

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

suggest ban immunity comes in handy :P

― bnw, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

is this one of those "vice magazine" things you kids keep talking about?

― Bitchtime Producto (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

i pick johnny depp because it would've made capt jack even more awesome

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

btw my comment upthread is based solely on "Mask" vs "Benny and Joon"

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

this thread is like when your significant other finally does something wrong and you latch onto it and make a huge deal out of it even though it was something tiny and meaningless because finally you are right about something

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

this isn't about you

― ripnebb (jeff), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

its about parkinsons

― margot channing tierkreis (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

thats why ppl are upset

― margot channing tierkreis (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

If this is supposed to be a joke, I don't find it very funny.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

pretend its about sex

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

BEST ALTERNATE SEX SUFFERER doesn't have the same connotation

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

which one is a woman trapped in a man's body

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

eric stoltz obv

― margot channing tierkreis (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

looks like we've solved the case....of the best sufferer!

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2251ded1f8e1d00cd9703a45d4cd5-500pi

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

fuck you, my suffering is way better than your suffering

― Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

mclusky.jpg

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 20 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

sweet jesus, good work with this ILX.

― Bill A, Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

not funny at all

― gabdneb (jeff), Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

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