IS ROCK CRITICISM DEAD?

hahahahahahaa

How to vote 'no'?

I guess Broderick would never kill.

whbo would play matthew 'fluxblog' perpetua?

I would like to not go there, actually.

as the Wikipedia editor said.

http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/high_fidelity.jpg

Tom Cruise didn't kill rock criticism, he just wished he could go back in time and kill it.

robert downey jr. didn't kill rock criticism, he just broke into its house and passed out in its bed.

"We have to kill rock criticism!"

jim carrey didn't kill rock criticism he just crawled out of its ass

http://www.barcade.com/media/images/2653_JackSparrow300.jpg

Killing rock criticism right there.

Eric Stoltz killed rock criticism in the sequel, but nobody saw it

Eric Stoltz was not some kind of wonderful.

really it was judge reinhold

The real answer is John Travolta

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/RuDad8yF09I/AAAAAAAAfjA/D_KfawxOd7s/s400/perfect-poster.jpg

Everything *about* that poster.

In honor of its appearance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4z6ezLMx2U

Disappointed no one's put Lou Reed's "Hot Hips" from the Perfect soundtrack on youtube. I used to have the vinyl.

http://www.mdrmusic.com/images/2/LO/Lou-Reed-Hot-Hips-48526.jpg

It sounds like "I Love You Suzanne" but stupider

rock criticism died of parkinsons disease

I remember I got a bunch of Rolling Stones from the 80s when the public library I worked at at the time was going to throw them out, and the hyping they did of Perfect was lolarious.

Like, several articles devoted to all aspects of the movie.

http://videogum.com/v/5UtNLUWSGzwI6

Isn't Jann Wenner actually in the film? Good lord.

^^looking like a human hostess twinkie (as in FAT)

perfect is pretty funny in a WTF were they thinking trainwreck way. like watching the village people movie.

He writes an in-depth analysis of the Fitness Clubs as a singles meeting scene, which, however, is deemed unacceptable by his boss, Rolling Stone head editor Jann Wenner (himself). The boss decides to edit Adam's article and give the material to his colleague Frankie, who is a photographer. She finds Jessie's previous appearance in the newspaper (because of which she lost her trust in reporters). Frankie however uses this as she finds this a great front-page-story. Because of his disagreements with the magazine's angle on the story, Adam is sent abroad, where learns about the article and the changes made in it. This has devastating impact on Jessie, her relations with Adam, as well as on the club members.

Adam comes back to the L.A, to explain Jessie the whole situation, though he's not able to prove his feeling to her until the businessman's trial (not the drug related one) in which he's supposed to testify. As a reporter, because of the First Amendment he decides not to agree for a Judge order to give a tapes with businessman's interview and is jailed. This proofs Jessie that Adam is a trustful person with the morality, and that he couldn't write this article.

So the moral of this story is Jann Wenner is a douchebag?

The relevant Videogum article, including this:

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/twmoat_perfect/jann_wenner.jpg

You were there, Mr. Coleman; I take it you had no say in any of these doings.

at the end of the movie each cast member is showing doing aerobics. including wenner. he's kinda sweaty.

What in the... (Vaguely NSFW at the start, at least):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g1A0jPKggk

this thing went down right around the time I got involved w/RS and it was already disowned/unmentionable. they knew it was a turkey before the movie even came out.

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/twmoat_perfect/perfect2.gif

I'm trying to imagine the amount of blow that was used in the studio meeting where they thought it was a good idea to start with.

^^himalayas. K2 if not everest itself

TS: Perfect VS Battleship Earth

A Perfect Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQLwGan5XM

Hahaha I love that bit.

The late great Bruno Kirby stole the show as a kinda alternate-universe Wenner in "Where The Buffalo Roam"

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Johnny Depp 0
Robert Downey Jr. 0
Michael J. Fox 0

^^^ shd form a band

FuDD