LOL this f***ing EXCELSIOR for christs sake

lock this fucking thread for christs sake

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:56 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cosign; somebody start something new and non-tomato based

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, June 18, 2009 10:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like a UK pizza?

― snoball, Thursday, June 18, 2009 10:31 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh thank god

all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "EXCELSIOR! "... and I'll look down and whisper "LOL"

from here on in

thank you, thank you, thank you

first person to post a lurid vegetable to this thread should realize that "ban user from thread" is a mod option btw

haha i was about to pre-emptively use that function

hahahaha

wait, is this the new tomato based pun thread? i missed the great puns last night and now i'm trying to ketchup.

free dom passato

Do we need to lock this one too now?

sonned by a greenfly in a beef tomato

I'm just SBing willy-nilly now

posted this on noise lol, might as well post it here too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4

Can we lock this thread and start over?

x-post because really it should just be posted everywhere possible in the world

You got me lockin' and a-LOLlin'
Lockin' and, uhhhhhhh, leelin'
Barbara Ann

this thread sucks

YOU KNOW THERE'S FUTURE PARLIAMENT OUT THERE ZINGING?

yeah dan start another one pls

I vote that as a precautionary measure we should never start an Excelsior thread ever again.

this thread sucks

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/50755/2002332608053518241_rs.jpg

^^^ :D

how about:

Some dialogue from "Happy Feet" ?

and you will always be worthy of this...

...our brave penguin nation. Excelsior!

Ocean, here I come!

You know what? We're gonna have

a little graduation ceremony of our own.

-You mean it, Ma?

-You betcha.

-Excelsior!

-Excelsior!

Keep it down.

those who posted in this thread will really have to step it up save their heinz imo

to* save, ugh

:-( stop pls

has anyone forwarded a link of this thread to matos yet maybe it will make him come back??

i wish bloody Mary would post again

Stop squirming, I can't aim the tomato.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:10 (4 years ago)

there are only 12 posters on ilx - the rest are paste

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/45/Stop_posting.jpg

ftr I'm not starting a new thread

i think ken's post deserves some kind of awful trophy.

excelsior threads always start with a flurry of sixty complaint posts

except the last one

The Australian ilxors haven't been too impressed with this so far either - gaz's "patchy, yo" being a typical response

there's all salsa problems with this thread

Careful u get SB'd by Viney G.

was this guy drunk?

http://www.jwschwarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daughter-country-star-wars.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:32 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"not necessarily in that order"

several things spring to mind:

1) what happens if he loses weight?
2) what happens if he fathers another child? where's the tattoo going to go?
3) why no Star Destroyers or Y Wings? Calamari cruisers?
4) dare we ask if he has anything tattooed on his backside?

yeah I don't think this dude needs to worry about reproducing again

If I was a tattoo artist I would have just drawn a huge cock on his back and then run away...

4) dare we ask if he has anything tattooed on his backside?

The Dark Side.

If he's a flasher it would be the Dark Side of the moon...

pretty sure it's The Dank Side

4) dare we ask if he has anything tattooed on his backside?

a lightsabre is the only logical conclusion

(xpost) Slimey? Mudhole?

"I'll get a round in" "Happy days", "Her cancer is receding" "Happy days", "I am eating a bar of chocolate" "Happy days!"

Am I the only person who sang this in their head to the TV theme?

― Matt DC, Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or at least i want to :-/

roxy otmfm ;)

on the motherfucking math

you can do it twice per nostril if you're not feeling fully better.
my issue has always been that i get water in my ear canal and that sucks. Talked to a doctor about it and they reminded me I had tubes put in as an infant so it's a straight shot from sinuses to ears.

― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Saturday, November 28, 2009 7:08 AM

"now, remember forks, your ears are a series of interconnected tubes"

― la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, November 28, 2009 7:16 AM

The mag I work at has a feature in its next issue about some fashion show that has a wartime theme - this is an actual quote from the person organising it: "People look at the 1940s as a glamorous time but in fact, this was a dark era."

― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Monday, November 30, 2009 9:54 AM

haha

the thing about reducing everything to numbers is that it ultimately does feel pretty reductive

― it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Monday, November 30, 2009 2:14 PM

omg ww2 forehead slap xp

yeah that is pretty amazing

do we know what pub that is?!

but in fact, this was a dark era.
http://media.englishrussia.com/ww2_kids/17.jpg

haha yeah i love running into moron fuckheads if they aren't harming me in any way

once i was in a hurry to get to a movie. my friend ran into a gas station to use the atm. the guy in front of him opened up a brand new credit card out of the envelope, plugged it into the machine and withdrew several hundred dollars. he turned to my friend and said something like "dude do you see this? fuckin awesome!!" and then split. he cashed the atm out, it was out of order after that. we had to go somewhere else.

that dude did harm me come to think

― goole, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 2:19 PM

Whiney, let's go.

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 4:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like i missed the opportunity to respond by posting kool-aid man

loool

Also wish I posted "No time for love, Dr. Jones."

was he actually asking you to fight?!

I wish.

what was he suggesting then?

ban

let's go on a SBing spree?

get a lil dollop of some herb spread on the Triscuit, nestle a zucchini slice up in there, prop it up at an angle on a wooden cutting board *puckers up, kisses fingers, seperates fingers while pulling fingers up and away from puckered lips*

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 3:22 AM (29 minutes ago)

probably making me laugh way harder than it shld

http://www.kraftfoods.com/assets/images/ocpimages/44000/04626cl.gif

This will give me inane grocery store laughs forever.

they made this list too early, Avatar's budget is apparently as much as 500 million.

― ess-tee-oh-pee (some dude), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:47 AM (19 minutes ago)

to be fair most of that was spent on discovering an alien race and blowing up their home planet

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:47 AM (18 minutes ago)

no john travolta in p-funk klingon gear for james cameron

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:48 AM (17 minutes ago

xpost, yeah, I figured if LouJag was banned he'd be back by now... I must be missing or spacing on some ilx lore?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp Whiney - he has a new username -

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

check any one of the 4000 poetry threads

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or his epic favorite songs poll thread

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so i see

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hello darling

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"The real eighties"? Pish. Ubiquity ≠ quality, though I'd love to see Sade on here. For many of us things like the Minutemen of Husker Dü or the 'Mats were "the real eighties", a breath of fresh air from product like Madonna and the rest of the monoculture. The eighties as you see it should also have things like Motley Crüe and Posion and Aerosmith - all much bigger than Tears For Fears or Gabriel ever were.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 14:57 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...

must we burn sade?

― thomp, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 14:58 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hounds of Love and Compton are not great albums

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/Chinatown.jpg

― Maud Gonne, no WS 1914 candidate (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 10:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hhahahahaha

yeah, you ppl like anything that moves on a screen.

― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:04 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is certainly my criteria

― mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Snatch

― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:10 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

another important criteria

― mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:11 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Thank you. I just came here to post that exchange.

wait, is LJ "Q" or "acoleuthic"

The second. I haven't figured out Q.

Whiney - it isn't blatantly obvious?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Q_(Star_Trek).jpg

^ not LJ

Q is my personal gadget-equipper; my lastest little knick-knack is a device which fits into our modem and turns all my TMI posts into jpgs of marmosets

^^ and if you didn't know by now ...

got it.

is sarahe1 ms. moneypenny then?

just waiting for him to use the word "tumenescent" to be sure

typical student night of mine:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3986/23_2009/baf86d4736be5345_88280325_2.jpg

mr que is blofeld

as long as there aren't pictures of any horrible American possums = disgusting ass monsters

jho and max are mr kidd and mr wint

Is it time for a new LOL thread yet?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/thumb/8/87/Rainier_Wolfcastle.gif/200px-Rainier_Wolfcastle.gif

Laughing time is ovah!

itt a strange lol asks if you saw the excelsior on that one

itt a strange LOL asks if you saw the EXCELSIOR on that one

Two Prince albums in the top ten. Don't get it.

― DavidM, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 3:26 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Have you listened to them?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 3:27 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is what it sounds like when Daves cry

― SBanned of Brothers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 3:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark