Fellowship IS the x-tian way of SAYING handjobs.

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Do you have a problem

― anthony, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh for Christ's sake..

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ makes good sake?

― Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, in the New Testament he does turn water into wine. I'm not religious much less fundamentalist, but...

― j.lu, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well wank me off and call me the messiah...

in other news, fear the toilet roll

http://www.veg.nildram.co.uk/toilet.htm

― Queen G of the Whale-like Testivular Elephantitus, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ew. The church we sing at has a moment for fellowship during every service. EW.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good heavens, Dan, I know that some churches are becoming more sex- positive, but right there during the service?

;^}

― j.lu, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, I might just have to get me some religion! where's your church Dan?

― chris, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Newton, MA. I would be very intrigued to see what effect a mob of Internet metalists keen on mixing Protestantism and onanism would do to the church demographic.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan would find a church like that. "Reverend Horatius T. Pervert will now officiate." "EW!"

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"And even worse, you may sink into the swamp of disgusting stuff"
somebody get that man some kleenexeses *rimshot*
― petra jane, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*canned laffter*

― petra jane, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ makes good sake?

Course he does, Brian. Hence the beatific smile on his face.

Dan, what do you call your religion? Pure scholarly interest....

― Nichole Graham, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Handjob Of The Ring????

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Presbytarian" (which appears to be Greek for "One who wanks in public")

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BTW, "The Handjob Of The Ring" may be the most (inadvertantly?) perverted thing I've ever read on this board. A+

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PErversion is gut.

― anthony, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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