Hawks are dive-bombing chicken wing joints in the East Village; it is END TIMES PEOPLE

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(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

diet pepsi, what a fag

bnw, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

that's a raggedy ass looking hawk

goole, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

Stop vilifying the hawk with this "dive-bombing" stuff -- dude entered politely, had a seat, and waited to be served

nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

yeah he even has a knife and a fork

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

how's he gonna open that soda?

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

he's gonna drop it on the head of a philosopher from a great height

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

HELLO! SERVICE PLEASE!!!

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Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

I can't believe that bird let someone manhandle him out of the restaurant.

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

birdhandle

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

if ever there was an animal that demanded anthropomorphizing, it is this one

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

It looks a bit young, I guess, but Que, I would not bet against the possibility that that bird could puncture the top of a soda can with his beak, if for some odd reason it wanted to.

nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

yeah or maybe one of his TALONS. (duh, me)

he looks SHAGGY

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

the real problem is you need 'em saving their appetite for the pigeons

bnw, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

pigeons don't come with BBQ sauce tho

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

back in the early '90s, chicken hawks used to dive-bomb East Village back rooms.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

I think it's jerk sauce, which tbh a lot of pigeons around here might be dipped in

nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.hubarts.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/02/05_nighthawks.jpg

TOO LITERAL

For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

Meanwhile, Swoops the angry blackbird continues to divebomb people in SF
http://frontstreetattackbird.blogspot.com/

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8051/snoopyvulture1.jpg

kingfish, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

Man, Swoops is hardcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKu9LX2wfw

(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

Heh, dude quit laughing at the misfortune of others pretty quick.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

wow awesome

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

no Melanie Daniels!

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

back in the early '90s, chicken hawks used to dive-bomb East Village back rooms.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, June 19, 2009 11:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

was glad someone stepped up to make this type of joke, thx morbs

susan fassbender (donna rouge), Friday, 19 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

when i moved to los angeles three years ago, there was a crow that hung out on a power line outside my apartment building. i guess he was protecting his young (living nearby), because he would divebomb anyone that walked past, including me. this happened a few times before i wised up and just walked in the other direction. but man was i paranoid for a while.

Garbanzo (get bent), Saturday, 20 June 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)

swoops has a twitter feed: http://twitter.com/AttackBirdChron

Garbanzo (get bent), Saturday, 20 June 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

this thread gave me a dream last night of a small monkey terrorizing our local telephone box

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Saturday, 20 June 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

hipster hawks

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

Being divebombed by magpies is just part of life down here. And they have REALLY EFFING SHARP BEAKS, theyre aggressive (and smart) bastards.

ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)


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