http://www.andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3639618202_11b0d910a0.jpg
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
diet pepsi, what a fag
― bnw, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
that's a raggedy ass looking hawk
― goole, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)
Stop vilifying the hawk with this "dive-bombing" stuff -- dude entered politely, had a seat, and waited to be served
― nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
yeah he even has a knife and a fork
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
how's he gonna open that soda?
― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)
he's gonna drop it on the head of a philosopher from a great height
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)
HELLO! SERVICE PLEASE!!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3582/3639694164_ebe6d9d1af.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)
I can't believe that bird let someone manhandle him out of the restaurant.
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)
birdhandle
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)
if ever there was an animal that demanded anthropomorphizing, it is this one
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
It looks a bit young, I guess, but Que, I would not bet against the possibility that that bird could puncture the top of a soda can with his beak, if for some odd reason it wanted to.
― nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)
yeah or maybe one of his TALONS. (duh, me)
he looks SHAGGY
― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
the real problem is you need 'em saving their appetite for the pigeons
― bnw, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
pigeons don't come with BBQ sauce tho
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
back in the early '90s, chicken hawks used to dive-bomb East Village back rooms.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I think it's jerk sauce, which tbh a lot of pigeons around here might be dipped in
― nabisco, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.hubarts.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/02/05_nighthawks.jpg
TOO LITERAL
― For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
Meanwhile, Swoops the angry blackbird continues to divebomb people in SFhttp://frontstreetattackbird.blogspot.com/
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8051/snoopyvulture1.jpg
― kingfish, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)
Man, Swoops is hardcore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKu9LX2wfw
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
Heh, dude quit laughing at the misfortune of others pretty quick.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
wow awesome
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
no Melanie Daniels!
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)
― Dr Morbius, Friday, June 19, 2009 11:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
was glad someone stepped up to make this type of joke, thx morbs
― susan fassbender (donna rouge), Friday, 19 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
when i moved to los angeles three years ago, there was a crow that hung out on a power line outside my apartment building. i guess he was protecting his young (living nearby), because he would divebomb anyone that walked past, including me. this happened a few times before i wised up and just walked in the other direction. but man was i paranoid for a while.
― Garbanzo (get bent), Saturday, 20 June 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
swoops has a twitter feed: http://twitter.com/AttackBirdChron
― Garbanzo (get bent), Saturday, 20 June 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)
this thread gave me a dream last night of a small monkey terrorizing our local telephone box
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Saturday, 20 June 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
hipster hawks
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)
Being divebombed by magpies is just part of life down here. And they have REALLY EFFING SHARP BEAKS, theyre aggressive (and smart) bastards.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)