Baldness Calculator

http://www.alpecin.com/en/balding-calculator/index.php

I say nowt.

If you wish to determine your daily hair loss, please follow these instructions: Count the hairs you find on your pillow in the morning, then comb your hair over the sink using a fine comb. Count the hairs in the sink and in the comb. Repeat this process at night before going to bed and add up all three counts.

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in old age.

the best part about this is that my preferred hairstyle = shaved head

apparently i will be mostly bald by 60. oh noes.

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in old age.

My mother who has superthick hair in her 70s, always said I had her hair. Now science proves it.

Based on your information, you will most likely go bald at the age of 60 or have lost most of your hair.

Nooooooooooo, why God why??? etc

this internet website says i am a neverbalder

Me as well.

Which is handy given my hairstyle and all.

nice sideburns

http://ruageezer.info/img/Image3.png

bullet dodged, Ned!

i will have a full head of white wavy hair when I am old, just like michael caine, good for me

Oh shut up ya hairy bastards

internet says I will not bald but i think I could do with a little recedin at least

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in death and whatever lies beyond.

61, will be mostly bald

am slightly scared b/c my oldest brother went bald at 25. my hairline is receding slightly, but no baldness at the top/back of the head.

am 26 btw

RIP yr hair at 30

Based on your information, you will most likely go bald at the age of 34 or have lost most of your hair

this is not a surprise.

I thought this was a "Badness Calculator" and got excited for a second.

http://www.alpecin.com/en/balding-calculator/popup/popup_6.jpg
http://www.alpecin.com/en/balding-calculator/popup/popup_9.jpg

bald by 35 (I'm now 24) lollorz. I'm confident that this isn't true; the baldness on both sides of my family is sporadic and I've been shedding buckets of hair for years without it getting the slightest bit thinner. Thinner than comically thick. I struggle to find my scalp under it.

Now for me to get my comeuppance for being overconfident.

my baldness calculator is generally known as a "mirror"

Congratulations!

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in old age.

yesssss

I'm one of the never-balders too, but I don't trust baldness calculators or Internet penis robots.

According to that calculator, I'll be stone bald in 4 1/2 years. I can't wait! Shaving the sides is such a pain.

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in old age. - yes, curiously this was my prediction as well, despite that my answers reflected my high-stress, bike helmet-wearing lifestyle & family rife w/ baldness (in essence tho, I don't worry about this much b/c it is pretty obvious that I directly inherited my father's head of hair & he is 70 & that shit is still soap-opera thick & luxurious. My adult curse is having to constantly battle w/ comically underperforming metabolism.)

Based on your information, you will most likely go bald at the age of 72 or have lost most of your hair.

def noticing receding hairline/thinning in the front

it's ok

they said 41 for me : (

Congratulations!

The male baldness calculator determined that you will likely not go bald even in old age.

the baldness calculator calculated that i needed to buy its products