Maximum 50 poll options? Then how can I poll this exhaustive list of Farsi insults?

http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/how-swear-farsi-language-iran-how

Madar kooni --- Your mom is gay
Tu zetch hasti --- You're ugly!
Tu khaly booeh bad mead --- You smell really bad
Kos é nanat khaly khoob hast --- Your mother's pussy is good
Mazhabeto gayidam --- I fucked your religion
Kiret biyofteh --- May your penis fall
Sag bokonatet --- May a dog fuck you
Sag nanato kard --- A dog fucked your mom
Kiram too ajdadet --- My cock in your ancestors
Zamino bokoni --- Fuck the ground
Abam too damaghet --- My cum in your nose
Pedarbozorget nanato kard --- Your grandfather fucked your mom
Anam layeh dandoonat --- My shit in-between your teeth
Nanat sag suk mizaneh --- Your mom gives dogs blowjobs
Tokmat gereh bokhoran --- May your balls get tied in a knot
Marg! --- Shut the fuck up! (lit. Death)
Choob too konet --- A stick in your ass
Kapootam pareh shod, to dar oomadi --- My condom ripped and you were born
Pedar kos de --- Your father has a pussy and he gives it
Jakesh --- Pimp
Sag mazhab --- You have the religion of a dog
Molla nanato kard --- A Mullah fucked your mother
Mafangi --- Crackhead
Kiri --- Crappy (lit. like a cock)
Shashidam too moohat --- I pissed in your hair
Pashmam too damaget --- My pubic hair in your nose
Mesleh sag bemiri --- May you die like a dog
Tanet mikhareh? --- You want me to kick the shit out of you?
Be kiram --- Who cares? (lit. to my cock)
Abam to moohat khoshk besheh --- May my cum dry in your hair
Ridam be haykalet --- I shit upon your husk
Mokh kapak zadeh --- Your brain is rotting
Tokhmam too galoot --- My balls in your throat
Hendooneh! --- Shut up (lit. watermelon)
Tooleh sag! --- Insignificant dog! (lit. puppy)
Heyvoon! --- Animal!
Antar --- Baboon
Kiret mariz besheh --- An infection to your penis
Kos kapak zadeh --- Moldy cunt
Dahaneto goh begireh --- May your mouth be covered in shit
La massab --- Immoral/sacrilegious person
Kiram too roohet --- My dick in your soul
Ridam be ghabre babat --- I shit on your fathers grave
Tokhmat bere too koonet --- May your balls go into your ass
Morde shooreto bebaran --- May you be washed by a corpse washer. (I hope you die)
Goozidam too cheshmet --- I fart in your eye
Gom sho! --- Get lost!
Boro be jahanam! --- Go to hell
Shashidam too goshet! --- I piss in your ear
Goh bebareh roo gahbret --- May shit rain upon your grave
Borro gardanettoh beshkahn --- Go break your neck (Fuck off)
Shoorbakht Beshei --- May your luck turn sour
Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi --- May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah
Meshosham beh seebillet --- I piss on your moustache
Kosefil --- Elephant's Cunt
Coony --- Faggot
Kesafat --- You dirty piece of shit
An --- Diarrhea
Kos-khol --- Pussy addict
Khar --- Idiot
Ouzgal --- Idiot
Ahmag --- Idiot
Beshoor --- Idiot
An damagh --- Booger
Khange khodah --- Screw-up of god
Antareh gav --- Annoying cow
Kosskesh --- Pussy-licker
Kir --- Cock
Golole --- Shit
Goh --- Shit
Reed --- Shit
Amaleh --- A lowly labor worker
Mamaneto kardam --- I've fucked your mom
Fuzul --- Nosy
Madar jendeh --- Your mom is a whore
Zahre mar --- Fuck off (lit. Snake's venom)
Kiram tu dahanet --- Suck my dick
Bichare --- Pathetic, without luck
Madar sag --- Your mom is a dog
Pedar Sag --- Your father is a dog
Pedar suchte --- Your father burned in hell
Madar suchte --- Your mother burned in hell
Guuz --- Fart
Avaazi --- An idiot (lit. mixed up)
Biishaaraf --- Without pride, unethical
Khaar koss deh --- Your sister dishes pussy
Nane jende --- Your mama is a slut
Kiram tu koset --- My dick in your pussy
Kiram tu kose nanat --- My dick in your mom's pussy
Ashghal --- Garbage
Kos --- Pussy
Jende --- Prostitute
Madar jende --- Your mom's a whore
Jakesh --- Pimp
Koskesh --- Slut (refers to pussy that is stretched and loose)
Kun --- Ass
Kuni --- Fag (lit. one who takes it up the ass)
Khahareto gayidam --- I fucked your sister
Kirinam rut --- I'll shit on you
Boro Gomsho Kooni --- Get lost faggot
Madareto kardam --- I fucked your mum
Kos nane --- Your mom's pussy
Kiram to koonet --- My dick up your asshole
Kiram to koone nanat --- My dick up your mother's asshole
Bemiri eenshalah --- Hope you die soon
Kospedar --- Lord of all pussies
Nane sag --- Your mom's a dog
Sag --- Dog
Khar kuss --- Jack ass
Jende --- Prostitute, whore
Khafe Sho --- Shut up
Dahaneto beband --- Shut your mouth
Dahane boogandooto beband --- Shut your stinky mouth
Gaav --- Cow, idiot
Koon nashhoor --- Unwashed ass
Kooneh sag --- Dog's ass
Jadetto gaeedam --- I fucked your ancestors
Choseh khar --- Donkey's fart
Choskhor --- Fart-eater (lit. cheap shit)
Khoon gohshad --- Lazy
Tookhmeh sag --- Seed of a dog
Tookhmeh khar --- Seed of a donkey
Oolagh --- Donkey (ass)
Nane khar --- Your mother is a donkey
Kuft --- May you die
Pustè khar --- Tough skin (skin of a donkey)
Geddah --- Beggar
Cholagh --- Cripple
Lanati --- Damned
Gusaleh --- Calf
Keerlees --- A penis-licker
Koslees --- A pussy-licker
Keeresag meechoosi --- Do you suck a dog's dick?
Aghabmunde --- Retard
Kos pareh khar --- Your sister's cunt is wrecked
Pedar koondeh --- Your father gets fucked up the ass
Koon kesh --- A pimp who specializes in gay prostitutes
Favareh pizi --- A gay man whose ass is full of cum
Nane kiri --- Your mother looks like a cock
Kiram too roohe aval va akharet --- Men fuck the soul of all your ancestors
Reedam be ghabre babat --- I shit on your father's grave
Kiram tu mazhabet --- Fuck your religion
Kosse nanat --- Your mother's cunt
Kiram tu toohe babat --- May your father's soul be fucked
Kira --- Resembling a cock
Jaghool --- Masturbator
Abji kosteh --- Someone whose sister is promiscuous
Nane kooni --- Someone whose mother likes anal sex
Mordeh shooret --- I hope you are ready to die and be buried
Khabare marget --- I hope to hear the news of your death
Goh khordi --- You are shit
Tokhmam kafe dastet --- My testicles on your palm
Choochoole nanat --- Your mother's clitoris
Goh Khordi --- Oh shit! (lit. You ate shit)
Koondeh bazari --- Cheep faggot
Koondeh Lashi --- Lazy dirty faggot
Kar --- Dumbass
Madar Gendu --- Mother fucker
Patiyareh --- Whore
Koss-Paareh --- Torn pussy
Kosoo --- Horny whore
Khar-Kos --- Big pussy
Kosseh Sher --- Bull shit
Jendeh Dagoori --- Cheap whore
Bacheh Mozalaf --- Faggot
Mee goozam rangesh kon --- Fuck off (lit. try to paint my fart)
Keeram tu lopet --- My dick on your cheeks
Keeram tu faket --- My dick in your jaws
Keeram tu koset --- My dick in your pussy
Koonde --- You get fucked up the ass
Gaeedamet --- Fuck you!
Kos gandide --- A stinky, unwashed pussy
Kiram to ghoshit --- My dick in your ear
Kiram to cheshat --- My cock in your eyes
Shashidam too Kosseh Nanat! --- I just pissed in your mamma's pussy
Kiram too koone ammat --- My dick in your aunt's ass
Kir-ghazal --- Bullshit
Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney --- I hope you cry for the rest of your life.
Tenji --- Pussy
In Farsi --- Don't Talk Shit!!
Bache poruu --- A child whose has a large ego, big head.
Bache nanee --- A mama's boy.
Bache cooney --- A kid faggot
Antar --- Shimpanse
Ravani --- Crazy
Kiram tu Kunet --- Take my dick up your ass
Khak bar Saret --- Damn You
Ab-Kir --- Sperm (Penis Water)
Khuk --- Pig
Goh Bokhor --- Eat Shit
Chos --- Quiet stinky fart
Chosi --- Stinker
Suck bezan --- Suck me
Tupam --- My balls
Be Tokhmam --- Damn it!
Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf koneh --- I'll piss on your head until it foams
Bia bokhor --- Suck my dick (lit. come and eat)
Teeleet --- nosy
Anam baraat morabaas --- My shit is your jam
Mashang --- Retard
Boogh --- Fart
Korreh khar --- You're a son of a donkey!

we can all nominate our favourites here, and you can count them, you Favareh pizi

some good ones here!

Jadetto gaeedam --- I fucked your ancestors

!!

Shut up (lit. Watermelon) ???

screw up of god

Khabare marget --- I hope to hear the news of your death

Chos --- Quiet stinky fart

Some of these are ridiculous...

Shashidam too goshet! --- I piss in your ear
Goh bebareh roo gahbret --- May shit rain upon your grave
Meshosham beh seebillet --- I piss on your moustache
Tokhmam kafe dastet --- My testicles on your palm

...also why is it that "fuck" in many languages is rendered as a frankly laughable statement?

Borro gardanettoh beshkahn --- Go break your neck (Fuck off)
Mee goozam rangesh kon --- Fuck off (lit. try to paint my fart)

ah, Billy Connolly explains (NSFW obviously)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPWVq6MwW4E

Mordeh shooret --- I hope you are ready to die and be buried

Keeram tu faket --- My dick in your jaws

Dipshit, cease addressing me, or your jaw *will* sequentially meet my dick

loooooool @ try to paint my fart

I'll piss on your head until it foams

this is so great

one of my best friends from undergrad is from iran and this explains a lot about his sense of humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs&feature=fvw

Koon kesh --- A pimp who specializes in gay prostitutes

Kapootam pareh shod, to dar oomadi --- My condom ripped and you were born
Pashmam too damaget --- My pubic hair in your nose

^^^ that first one sounds like a discarded Brett Anderson lyric...

Kiram too koone ammat --- My dick in your aunt's ass

are people attached to their aunts enough for this to be an insult?

my bro had a serbian friend and one of their insults was something like "bog te yebo" which meant "may god fuck you".

May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

Marg! --- Shut the fuck up! (lit. Death)

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your erogenous zones.

May your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth with the force of a thousand caramels.

(Always thought those were western inventions, but they could be real. Arabic, probably?)

Pedar Sag --- Your father is a dog
Pedar suchte --- Your father burned in hell

Those two were my mom's favs. They are more of a "dammit" replacement than an actual insult to someone though. That goes for a lot of the above.

May you be washed by a corpse washer. (I hope you die)

If there was an Iranian A*** C***, then this list would be the track titles of their next album...

i read choochoole as chocolate when scrolling down. still fits re: clitoris.

xpost damn beat me to it.

Kiram too koone ammat --- My dick in your aunt's ass

are people attached to their aunts enough for this to be an insult?

It's a scale. Mum = more insulting, next door neighbour = less.

screw up of god is my favorite

I love "try and paint my fart"!!!

I mean its like the Iranian "eat my shorts" or something.

korre khar was what my mom called me when i was screwing around

pedar sag (your father is a dog) is just like saying son of a bitch. so you can say it when you hit your hand with a hammer or you can call your kids it if they piss you off (my mom used that one a lot too)

Men fuck the soul of all your ancestors

moonship, is this really exhaustive? do you have any others you like?

Anam baraat morabaas --- My shit is your jam

kinda o_O but mostly http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/tomcruise/tom_cruise_2.jpg

this list is exhaustive, in that it contains the ten or so swears i hear on a regular basis, which include

Heyvooni! --- Animal!
Kesafat --- You dirty piece of shit
Korreh khar --- You're a son of a donkey!
Pedar Sag --- Your father is a dog
Pedar suchte --- Your father burned in hell
Goh khordi --- You ate shit
Tookhmeh sag --- Seed of a dog

but then again a lot of this list (90% maybe?) is like the equivalent of "lick a dog's ass til it bleeds" or "cumlord". sure, it's swearing, and i guess people have said stuff like that, but it's not like the common idiom of swearing or anything. i haven't ever heard at least 75% of these words in combination.

then again all the farsi speakers (family and friends) i hang out with tend not to swear very much in the first place (in farsi or english), so who knows?

weirdly enough, now that i think about it, everyone in my family switches to english when they want to swear, sometimes in the middle of a farsi sentence.

"Your shit is my jam" = "The music you make is my favorite to play recordings of"

faves:

Kiret biyofteh --- May your penis fall
Zamino bokoni --- Fuck the ground
Abam to moohat khoshk besheh --- May my cum dry in your hair
Kiram too roohet --- My dick in your soul
Meshosham beh seebillet --- I piss on your moustache

was just looking up Lotfi Zadeh since he is such a household name when this thread turned up. Seemed like an interesting idea. Did anybody learn these off?

Mee goozam rangesh kon --- Fuck off (lit. try to paint my fart)

Fartpainters sounds like a great name for a band.

red fart painters

lmao

Nane kiri --- Your mother looks like a cock

Tokhmam kafe dastet --- My testicles on your palm

this is actually a pretty tender sentiment imo??

*cough*

It doesn't seem like a wise way of making your disrespect apparent.

it's very, i don't know, vulnerable

i think i'm really immature or something every time i look at these i laugh all over again

An --- Diarrhea

An? That's it? The shortest, easiest-to-say word in all of the Farsi language is for diarrhea?

I has an diarrhea

it just means shit afaik

shit btw is also a one syllable word

actually if you think about it a lot of swear words in english are short, easy to say monosyllables ... makes u think ...

well i guess if u think about it it doesn't make u think because u are already thinking

haha yes very true very true, still I think the author of the original post should be notified of this if they think shit = diarrhea cause I don't think so homie, diarrhea is a special thing and it needs a special word

well weirdly enough, it let me email OP, so I just did

nice