The Rules: One poster writes the set-up, next poster writes the punchline.
More than one person can take a crack at a punchline for the same set-up, but you can't write the punchline for your own set-up.
I'll start:
So Honduran President Manuel Zelaya was ousted in a military coup earlier this week. The Honduran Military forced him out of the country at gunpoint while he was still in his pajamas.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
Michael Jackson fucked little boys!
― j.m. goatse (bug), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)
And I think I'm bad without my morning coffee!
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)
(bug I can't tell if yrs is a punchline or setup...o_O)
I like yr new screenname abs.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
:D
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:27 (sixteen years ago)
In California, they just held the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest.
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 08:24 (sixteen years ago)
Some of you might know this as Miss USA.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)
So I don't know if you've heard, but South Carolina Governor Mark Sandford said he's had affairs with other women but "never cross the sex line"...
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)
but the crazy thing is,
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)
and this is true,
bill clinton
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://i43.tinypic.com/9pn709.jpg
― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)