Name your children the Sarah Palin way!

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Oh no! You have too large a brood and too impulsive a naming system to come up with sensitive names for your spawn! What are you going to do?!

If you were drunk/high enough to name yer kids after seemingly arbitrary things in your life at a particular time, what would the members your swollen family circle be dubbed? And remember, they don't actually have to be your standard Anglo/Hebrew-derived names, you can throw in whatever nouns/verbs/adjectives you like!

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:46 (fifteen years ago)

And next Christmastime, please stop by the homestead and you can meet the youngin's:

iPhone, Pertwee, Smoked, MXR, Anne Arbor, Porter, Solar, and little Nathan Jr.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

I've already decided years ago that my child will be called Mustanaamio DJ Slow Alho. "Mustanaamio" is the Finnish name of the comic book character Phantom, literally it means "Blackmask". It's an unisex name, so it doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:50 (fifteen years ago)

Jockstrap, Sponge, Turnip, Weasel

― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

Moomin, Cup and Scaffold.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:55 (fifteen years ago)

Cup is a girl's name.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:55 (fifteen years ago)

graham cracker

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

Note: you can also use this thread to suggest future names for the ever-expanding Palin clan.

Verizon Palin is but a few short years away!

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:59 (fifteen years ago)

Naturak Palin

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

Girl Palin
Queef Palin
Mosey Palin
Saab Palin (too foreign)
Gumby Palin
Doug (Doughnut) Palin

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

Lamp Palin
Baleen Palin
Bucket Palin

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:08 (fifteen years ago)

my first born would def be

Dorito Palin

― ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:09 (fifteen years ago)

Lunch Palin

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

And don't worry about holding back, esp. since she already has a grandkid named after a hockey stick manufacturer

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

Em Palin

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

tbh I think her kids have pretty dope names

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:25 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah? TRACK?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:26 (fifteen years ago)

I guess I'd go with Babolat, Donnay and, er...Head.

― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:28 (fifteen years ago)

Trundle
Springer
Sheffield
Almond

― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:29 (fifteen years ago)

what's wrong with Track???

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

Well nothing, if only his middle name had been Mark

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

/custos

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

test tube, microfiber, george foreman, subscription card

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

spetsnaz, tuber, juleecruise, balls

― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

activia, febreze, zinc oxide

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

tooth fairy

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:03 (fifteen years ago)

breeder, bruiser, juvie

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

fruit

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

russia

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

Styx

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

wassily

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

Diesel, Columns and Surestart

― My Slow Descent into Assholism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

database, tuna

― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

plaque

http://media.myfoxphilly.com/slideshows/palinhunting/1/imgLg/Palin,%20then%20Sarah%20Heath,%20holding%20the%201980-1981%20Wasilla%20High%20School%20Girl_s%20Cross%20Country%20Running%20championship%20trophy%20in%20Wasilla.jpg

― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

fab updo palin

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

Fanzine (not a bad girl's name actually)
Mixtape
Marvel Zombie

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

turf, bard, and transom

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

(gasp) Palin

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

xpost the new tall, dark, and handsome?

― 3 weeks dallas multipass... (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

turd, barf, and transom.

― ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

Nostradamus El Camino

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

Roy, Arby, Hardee, Wendy, and Denny

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

Magnolia, Frederica, Milton, Dover, and Seaford

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

Bryan Ferry, Almond, Fellatio, Remote, and Cream.

― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

Screen
Pen
Mouse
Keyboard

all good names

― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

Pepper. Salt. Aioli. Vinegar. Mustard. Guacamole. Ranch. Dip. Relish. Pickle. Tartar.

― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Accident.

― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

Auchenshuggle, Remy Martin, Volkswagen, Xbox.

― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

Electabuzz, Squirtle, Charizard, Geodude, Link

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Preamp
Backup
Wiki
Fisma

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Ilxor

― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Nazi

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

Deuce

― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

i hate this woman like you couldn't believe but this thread is a little gross

― goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

Mac, Erb, Catan and Battlestar Galactica.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

sugban

― We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

goole otm

― We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

I am sincerely and non-defensively interested in why you think this thread is gross. As in, I'm not going to argue with your reasons, I just really want to know for my own personal edification/desire to avoid participating in gross things.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

Accident

^^^winner

― Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

custos

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

Mingetta and Flaps

― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

I am sincerely and non-defensively interested in why you think this thread is gross.

Me too. I mean, names generally are meaningless to me, so making fun of them seems like fair game.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

For twins:

Nook and Cranny
Kit and Kaboodle

― Darin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

When my friend and I found out she had a child named Trig we were really tempted to take a vow to name the first child to come out of one of us Dif EQ (pronounced 'diffy-Q,' natch).

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

tbh I think her kids have pretty dope names

me too, actually!

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

I knew a Korean family and the kids names were Happy, Apple, Dimple and Fencil.

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

I also went to school with girls named Tanqueray Holl0way and Remington Steele Brund4ge. Is this what happens when you're born in a land full of hunters (here, rural Idaho)?

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

Funniest real family I know of, incidentally: four brothers called Eddy, Reddy, Freddy and Paul.

― StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

I cannot help but imagine one of those brothers being Indian and slightly confused

― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

I'd have to go with my two favorite names I ran across while teaching in China:

Demon and F-1

― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Saturn Gray, Vernon Rise, Comstock Hall and Vivaldi

Remington Steele Brund4ge

^ This is pretty great.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

ZS - are you serious about the "F-1" because I met a kid from Thailand named "D-2" and NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME but it's true! D-2!

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

Yep. I think it was an attempt at a literal translation of his Chinese name, because I asked him to spell his Chinese name and the second character was "1".

― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Traverse Palin

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

x-post a ha! May be similar explanation for D-2 then.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

Friend of mine was on holiday in, I think, Florida, it might have been somewhere else in North America because he was also in New York and Toronto during the trip, but I'm fairly sure it was Florida, and he met a man who had named his son Dalton after Patrick Swayze's character in Roadhouse.

― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

Not the unit of measurement? ;_;

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

I would bet on Florida for that one too

― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

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