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Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches?

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great find!

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, July 8, 2009 5:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FINALLY a question I can answer YES to.

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, July 8, 2009 12:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This should be a poll.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, July 8, 2009 12:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Poll Results

OptionVotes
flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 14
Yes 8
No 3


her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

The answer is: I can practically give myself a colonoscopy with the damn thing.

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott)

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

You big softie.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

It is pretty painful to pop a boner when it's snaked up past the colon.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

i hate u all

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

voted flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

The real question, though:

can you make your anus protrude out and come around to the front to "kiss " you penis?
― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, April 8, 2006 7:44 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A Leg Made Footless From Pot (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 11 July 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I can't twist my penis around when it's erect! Is it normal?? (serious question)

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 11 July 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 11 July 2009 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 12 July 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

i think we've officially reached rock bottom

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 July 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

rock bottom would be someone creating an ascii illustration of this question.

faucet that ass (sarahel), Sunday, 12 July 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

well, eight of us have, anyway

xpost

Telephone thing, Sunday, 12 July 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/30mo87r.gif

Mariela Ure (jeff), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)


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