What kind of man are you?

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Inspired by the boobs thread. This might alienate some. I don't know, but it needs to be posed.
Ass or Tits? Explain.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

Stomach. I love round stomachs.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

So you like pregnant women?
Come on now, serious question Tuomas!

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

"serious question"

Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scarjo_popcorn.gif

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

Dead serious.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

Ahhh now see, she has both right?

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

I like the butt.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

Why can't I admire both?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuafnLd0f">The Test

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Test

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

Oh you can. But if you could only have one on a desert island?

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

Ah, but the left or the right breast/cheek? This is just as important!

StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

Take both cheeks/breasts into account please. Remember people- serious question.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

Some girl's have nicer tits than asses. For some ladies it's the other way around. There's also the legs to be considered and the hair and the eyes...

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

If you're offering people an ass-less woman on a desert island I'm not really sure you can claim to be asking a serious question.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

And the personality. Sike!

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously. Limiting yourself to one or the other is just...limiting.

Then, all of a sudden, you're walking around in a Dali-esque landscape of disembodied tits and asses.

Screw that. I want the whole thing. I mean...there's some interplay to consider.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

In a world where the president is black and the heavyweight champ is white...anything can happen.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

I like both too. I like the neck of a woman.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

"not a"

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.the-isb.com/images/ValentineSwampThing.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/9923/luba.gif

(Chelo's my fave btw)

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2006/10/mastectomy-bus-shelter.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lockportstreetgallery.com/Dalis/Casanova/K.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NNTLzzfScJU/SXWh0SbL3fI/AAAAAAAAIGs/RO47c6zSgOI/s400/Ren%C3%A9+Magritte.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qp7BuKGS-Sk/Rs5QgEvKV8I/AAAAAAAAAHk/fnDiLx__CcQ/s400/magritte2.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

magritte had definite "issues" vis a vis women, didn't he?

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.earlham.edu/~vanbma/20th%20century/images/Duchamp%20Bride%20Stripped%20Bare%20by%20Her%20Bachelors,%20Even1915-23.jpg

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

'The Rape' always reminds me of
[img]http://aarkangel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jim_morrison_narrowweb__300x4250.jpg[/img]

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

These are not answers. This is very passive-aggressive.

SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/13254/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-736804.0.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

Lovin' ur work Abbs :)

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://bp3.blogger.com/_2Z7VYcC8u4c/SIYqdWVS6mI/AAAAAAAACj8/ZJgSDD22fuI/s400/a+reverse+mermaid+rene+magritte.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://artmodel.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/munch-weeping_nude.jpg

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://paulbaines.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/marylin-ron-english.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.spamula.net/blog/i20/ernst07-thumb.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sauer-thompson.com/junkforcode/archives/SurrealismBellmer2.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3454121404_366004d816.jpg?v=0

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sauer-thompson.com/junkforcode/archives/SurrealismBellmer7.jpg

http://museum.icp.org/museum/exhibitions/bellmer/bellmer_invitation.jpg

something for everyone!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

These are not answers. This is very passive-aggressive.

― SourPatchCorpse, Wednesday, July 8, 2009 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago)

welcome to ilx

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

I AM A MAN'S MAN BTW

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4456/brainds4.jpg

I drew this one, something both tit and ass men can love.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

you don't even know what passive aggressive means

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.pinkart.com.hk/pureart/munch%20puberty.jpg

sarahel gets the sexy pinups of munch!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

passive aggressive would be posting stufffrom http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=63&threadid=608

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU.

I DIED (u s steel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

don't ever look at the thread I linked to

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahaha, too late!

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

waaaaayyy to late

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I find the heteronormativity of the original question problematic.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I saw that Ernst upthread a couple of years back at the Pompidou.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://s3.artknowledgenews.com/files2008a/emin_ive_got_it_all.jpg

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

I'm a

http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/4/65204-large.jpg

Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://leslieholt.net/files/gimgs/7_hello-schneeman.jpg

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

'shitting dick nipples' literally gave me insomnia for 4 days

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

If you are Ice-T you can be both:

http://stacksthecapitalist.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nicole_austin_coco_icet_951_6121.jpg

Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

xp abbott: that one is up there with the gif of the girl growing the big penis with three small penises who then blushes.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

This one?

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3361/mangagirl3jf.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

that's not very sexy!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

Not to us humans, no, but Japanese Furry ILXors can't contain themselves now.

StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

yes Stan, that is it. Thank you for posting it here.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

http://ijustreadaboutthat.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tail.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3307544516_ffd50a5f04_o.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

Boobs AND bacon!

http://i29.tinypic.com/pautt.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

The older I get, the less willing I am to settle for one or the other. I'm a "whole package" kind of guy and that includes a lot more qualities than just T&A. I mean, let's talk about important stuff like circular breathing.

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

This thread is exactly as it should be. The way God made it.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.gurochan.net/f/src/1246959209983.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.gurochan.net/f/src/1246828890473.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

Whoa

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.chess-theory.com/images1/82005_max_ernst.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01186/arts-graphics-excl_1186855a.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

People always say that Americans have hang-ups, but so much art about sexual torment is European. It is strange, Americans don't blink at nudity, but weird naked pictures are PERVERTED. Now that I'm old and jaded I can understand this viewpoint, US was never ravaged by world war in the way that Europe was, what need have we for psychosexual art therapies? I have grad credit in art history, please excuse my musings....

Department of Energy Department (u s steel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

h8 u abbott

space jews did stardate 09113001 (cankles), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

The chick with the tail is pretty hot, tho.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

Have you ever read Black Hole, kenan? It's awesome.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

It's on the shelf about two feet from my head.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

Ha I was thinking of posting that but I think 'getting cunnilingus from an octopus woman' isn't really a 'type.'

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

I freaking love that it's a Hokusai, tho.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

I'm glad nobody's posted a lotus breast yet

I hurt your arm and now I want to dress your arm, please (dyao), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

I was so embarrassed, in an Anat. & Phys. class a student once showed it to the class in a presentation ;_; get one research.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.jenwang.net/art/images/mannequinsm.jpg

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

don't ever look at the thread I linked to

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, July 8, 2009 4:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

WHY ABBOTT WHY?!

Actually that goes for so many of these. I had sorta high hopes for this thread too. :-(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Also . . . butts (legs too). But I am not a man so my answer probably does not count.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

o 4chan, what hast thou wrought

(i'm a leg man)

ello. ow are oo? (bug), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

I would like to apologize for my behavior on this thread. Sorry everyone.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Friday, 15 October 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

I know it's too late for that but sorry.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Friday, 15 October 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

are you kidding??

Z S, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

This thread is exactly as it should be. The way God made it.

― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan),

^^^^^^^^^^

Z S, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

I forgot I threw one of my own pics up here. I'm going to hell for sure.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

if there's a hell below, we're all gonna go

Z S, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

imo

Z S, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

See you there, buddy.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/2w6535f.jpg

Z S, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)


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